A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

The live stream started and the chat exploded again.

Grandpa, the show you've been following has started airing again!

[Haha, who understands the look in Chef Huang's eyes when he looks at Gu Yun?]

[“Hey kid, you're the one who got me into the hospital, right? Well, eat more for dinner tonight!”]

[High EQ: I'm on a diet!]

[Low emotional intelligence: ! Old Deng, I'm afraid you've drugged me!]

[Help! I'm liking Gu Yun more and more; he's practically my online mouth double!]

I love watching Gu Yun roast people!!

My feelings for Gu Yun are complicated right now; I want to have his baby.

……

Seeing that there were no malicious spammers in the live stream, Wang Hailong was finally relieved.

As for Huang Xiaochu hosting a welcome banquet, Wang Hailong initially refused, but Huang Xiaochu approached the director of Mushroom House.

Huang Xiaochu's hospitalization has had a significant impact. He still has to go back and film "Mushroom House," so his chef persona can't be allowed to collapse too much.

After negotiations among the three parties, Wang Hailong finally relented and decided to give Huang Xiaochu a chance to clear his name.

"I feel a little bad for Gu Yun. I just told him that I promised not to let Chef Huang cook anymore."

Looking at Gu Yun's bewildered expression on the monitor, Wang Hailong still felt somewhat guilty: "I can only make it up to him later."

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"Teacher Huang, you're really great... Um, Saint Cloth and I ordered coconut chicken, don't forget!"

Mai Lin looked a little pale. She had eaten quite a bit of mushrooms for lunch, but now she was still thinking about the coconut chicken she had ordered.

Huang Shengyi rolled her eyes at Mai Lin, forcing a smile:

"Teacher Huang, we are really touched by what you did, but health is the most important thing. Actually, the welcome banquet can be held tomorrow."

"I think Saint Cloth Sister is right!"

Gu Yun agreed wholeheartedly: "What welcome banquet? I think it's best not to hold one. As long as we can all finish filming the show alive, that's better than anything else."

[Perfect critical hit, Poisonous Tongue +4]

"Xiao Gu, you naughty boy, are you targeting me? The production team asked me to do this, and you're going against them, aren't you?"

Huang Xiaochu stopped laughing, raised his hand and scratched his nose, a little gesture he would make when he heard something unpleasant.

Upon hearing Huang Xiaochu tease Gu Yun, Mai Lin, who had been listless and dejected like a wilted eggplant, suddenly perked up:

"Gu Yun, I've discovered you truly have no conscience whatsoever! Teacher Huang was sick and still remembered to cook for us, and you still complained that her cooking was bad?"

Gu Yun was originally too lazy to pay attention to Merlin, but he glanced at the panel just now.

[Sharp Tongue Level 1: 95/100 (Your witty remarks are always extremely aggressive)]

The "Sharp Tongue" entry has 5 more upgrades to come!

Merlin, right?

You delivered this to my doorstep yourself!

"I was worried about Teacher Huang's health. There are so many of us, what if he gets exhausted cooking all by himself?"

Gu Yun looked at Mai Lin: "But Teacher Mai, knowing that Teacher Huang wasn't feeling well, didn't you stop her and instead started ordering food?"

"What? Whether Teacher Huang lives or dies is unimportant; what matters is whether you can eat coconut chicken?"

[Sharp Tongue +1]

Merlin's face darkened instantly. Seeing that things were going wrong, he immediately pretended to be stupid: "When did I order coconut chicken? I didn't order coconut chicken."

Throughout the years she's been with Li Hangliang, whenever she encounters a situation that's unfavorable to her, she immediately pretends to be oblivious.

This has become ingrained in Merlin's DNA; she did the same when recording "Goodbye My Love 4," and it always worked.

But this time, she chose the wrong opponent; her rival was Gu Yun, who was looking for a place to practice his vocabulary proficiency.

Gu Yun pointed to the camera not far away:

"We recorded the whole part just now, Mr. Merlin, have you forgotten? Come on, let's go over and watch the playback and you'll remember everything."

[Sharp Tongue +1]

"Ouch... my head hurts so much."

Mai Lin covered her head, pretending to be unwell, and had Huang Shengyi help her as they quickly fled the scene.

Gu Yun: "This time it's not amnesia, but a headache? Teacher Mai Lin looks so pale, she can't be faking it, right?"

[Sharp Tongue +1]

[Sharp Tongue Level 1: 98/100 (Your witty remarks are always extremely aggressive)]

Merlin fled in a sorry state, and the others walked silently into the manor.

"Xiao Gu, although Merlin said something inappropriate just now, she is a few years older than you, so it's not right for you to talk like that."

Seeing that things were escalating and the number of viewers in the live stream was increasing, Yangzi immediately jumped out to grab the spotlight, holding a jade pendant that he had pulled out from somewhere:

"We, as people, especially men, should be like jade, like this piece in my hand, made of genuine Hetian jade from Xinjiang!"

"It's been soaked by snow-capped mountains, so it feels cool to the touch, smooth but not greasy. This piece costs 990 in the market, but I bought it for 699 in my live stream."

As the saying goes, "A gentleman on the road is like jade, unparalleled in the world; one should strive to be like jade!"

As Yang Zi spoke, he grabbed Gu Yun's hand and began to tie the knot for him:

"Xiao Gu, here's a piece for you. It's a reminder that you should become a man as gentle and refined as jade."

Watching Yang Zi slow down his movements tenfold, still struggling to tie a piece of jade in several minutes, Gu Yun chuckled. The abacus beads were practically jumping into his own face!

"Mr. Yang, yes, that's fine, but don't forget to settle the payment with my agent later."

"Little Gu, you're being funny again."

"Give me money? No way!" Yangzi continued to play dumb: "I'm giving you a gift, not asking you to kill me!"

"Oh, of course I know."

Anyone can play dumb, right? Gu Yun looked conflicted.

"But Mr. Yang, we're live right now. You're reciting 'GG's' and using me as a model. You're saying you're giving me a gift, but my agent doesn't believe it either."

"Since President Yang understands jade so well, he must be a person as pure as jade himself. He would never refuse to pay the dues fee and put me in a difficult position, right?"

Pay GG?

I haven't even settled the final payment for the goods I ordered, where am I going to get the money to give you a "GG fee"?

Yang Zi's expression immediately changed, and he began to untie the knot he had only half-tied: "Well then, brother, in order to avoid making things difficult for your agent, I'll hold off on giving you the jade for now."

Gu Yun put away his phone, looking regretful: "Oh? You're not sending it again? I just messaged my manager and said I wouldn't charge a gift fee."

"But then again," Yang Zi paused, then beamed, smoothly tying a knot in the rope he was halfway through untying.

"This jade really suits you well, Xiao Gu, so I've decided to give it to you."

Gu Yun: "But the agent didn't agree."

[Critical Hit! Sharp Tongue +1]

[Sharp Tongue Level 1: 99/100 (Your witty remarks are always extremely aggressive)]

Yangzi started untying the knot he had just untied, but this time he completely lost his temper, his face twitching: "You little brat, are you deliberately messing with me?!"

Gu Yun shrugged: "Okay, I admit it, I didn't message my agent just now."

Yang Zi sneered, his eyes narrowing into slits: "Gu Yun, as a businessman, I despise dishonest people the most! Is there something wrong with you as a person?"

"sorry."

Gu Yun sincerely apologized:

"But I just searched online, and the one you're holding now is a counterfeit 'Hetian' brand jade pendant. You can buy it online for 99 yuan."

Gu Yun patted Yang Zi's stiff shoulder: "President Yang, you're so honest, the jade you sell to customers must be genuine, right?"

[Sharp tongue +1!]

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