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Chapter 47 Shark Pet, Nanawei

Chapter 47 Shark Pet, Nanawei

Stark Industries was established, with Allen Technology investing and holding a 30% stake. It was entirely controlled and operated by Howard.

In reality, under the current circumstances, Howard's research results cannot be commercialized; he can only accumulate initial funding by selling everyday products.

Of course, Stark Industries will be a leader in the military industry in the future, especially after Tony takes over, it will soar to new heights.

Currently, hair removal cream and electric tricycles are the main products.

Now, thanks to the New Deal under President Roosevelt, America's citizens' wealth has improved slightly.

Women began to wear stockings again, which could conquer both men and banks, but due to their race, they had exceptionally abundant body hair.

Frequent shaving with a razor can cause the hair to become thicker and thicker.

Many women who go to extremes use tape or lighters to remove hair, showing that they are ruthless to themselves when it comes to beauty.

As soon as the hair removal cream was launched, it sold out on the first day, and merchants came to solicit agents every day.

Orders for electric tricycles are booked until next year.

With the economy showing signs of recovery, people don't have much money left. Buying a car is still a big purchase, so the sudden emergence of electric tricycles not only allows people to commute to and from get off work but can also be used to haul goods. This dual-purpose product is a perfect fit for the current era.

Howard improved the battery to solve the range problem of the electric tricycle, making it more cost-effective.

Beach team building.

Allen, Steve, Howard, and Wilson, all wearing shorts, were sunbathing.

Allen squinted at the distance, where a beautiful woman in a sexy bikini was playing in the water.

His eyes revealed seriousness and criticism as he declared righteously, "Hmph, I don't take the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism seriously; I've been watching them all along."

Without even blinking, they wouldn't miss a single dramatic scene.

"Old Deng, a martial artist's taboo is not to be obsessed with beauty. Lust is a knife that cuts to the bone. You are not like me, born with supreme bones, both hard and cheap," Allen earnestly advised.

Steve looked puzzled: "Why do you call me Old Deng?"

Allen treats him like a son, but because of the improved super serum, he doesn't argue much. After all, the man is mentally ill, so how could he listen to advice?

Allen smiled without saying a word.

Of course, he wouldn't say it out loud: Steve's old-age appearance resembles Biden pulling up his pants pocket.

"ah…"

"Help!"

"There are sharks in the sea."

Suddenly, tourists on the beach fled in terror to the shore.

Suddenly, a shark fin appeared on the surface of the sea.

In people's subconscious, the fear of large carnivores leads to an instinctive choice to escape and stay away.

"Wow, I've wanted to have a shark as a pet for a long time."

Allen excitedly rushed into the sea.

However, Steve was the first to plunge into the sea.

The shark is chasing a woman.

Perhaps she was too anxious to escape, because the woman must have cramped up in the water. She kept thrashing about and struggling, and could only watch helplessly as the shark approached.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"

Overflowing with a sense of justice, Steve charged towards the shark in a butterfly stroke, wanting to defeat the ferocious beast single-handedly.

"Help, I have a leg cramp."

The woman screamed in terror, her legs too weak to move, and her face showed a look of utter despair.

Bang!

Water splashed everywhere.

Steve has intercepted the shark and is engaged in a fierce battle in the sea.

The woman felt relieved, but the next second she was shocked to find herself on the surface of the water.

It was Allen who swam below the other person and carried him on his shoulders.

Ok…

"I feel like I'm turning into a zombie."

Allen looked up and saw the majestic mountains. He was breathing heavily through his nostrils and said, "Part of my body has stiffened up first."

At this moment, Howard and Wilson, who were anxiously waiting on the beach, had taken off their sunglasses, their eyes wide open and frozen in shock.

"Exceptionally gifted."

"Great minds are those who are tolerant."

The woman realized what was happening and covered her chest. Once she was back on shore, she went straight to the resort hotel.

Allen and the other two looked disappointed, secretly regretting that they couldn't see this spectacle more, completely ignoring Steve's battle in the sea.

Within minutes, Steve dragged a strange shark ashore.

"Shit, he's Nanawei."

Allen noticed the bra in the man's hand, kicked him in the nose, and angrily shouted, "I never thought you were such a shark king, pulling off someone's bra!"

"Don't hit Nanawi."

Shark King tried to cover his face with his hands, but they were too short and he could only cover the ends of his nose. He explained pitifully, "Nanawi just wanted to return what she lost. Nanawi never intended to hurt anyone."

"A talking humanoid shark?" Howard asked curiously. "Is this a new species, or a genetic mutation?"

"Nanawi's father is a shark god, and his mother is a human."

Nanawi's adorable appearance makes people lower their guard.

"The generous crab, I knew he was a descendant of an ancient god."

Allen is confirmed to be the silly and cute villain Shark King, and their backgrounds are exactly the same.

"The Old Gods?"

Steve cast a questioning look at him.

"New gods rise, old gods fall."

Allen wasn't sure, or perhaps he just liked to spout nonsense: "A bunch of washed-up celebrities with no fans, any old wizard could easily beat the Old Gods with one hand."

"Then what about the new god?" Steve pressed.

"It's a hot trend right now."

Allen casually explained, "Even a little bit of trash can cause a natural disaster, and a powerful new god can pierce a planet with his finger."

"..."

The description is relatively conservative; many of them involve the destruction of the universe. Going up to the multi-dimensional level, they are existences that completely transcend our understanding.

Allen stuck a finger up Nanawi's nostril and asked menacingly, "Tell me, what's your purpose in coming to human society, or I'll knock your 'babe' out."

"Nanawi ran away from home. Nanawi doesn't want to marry the hammerhead shark princess. Nanawi has no friends on Shark Island."

As Nanawei spoke, he became depressed, and his small eyes dimmed.

"Doesn't Shark God have any common sense? Great white sharks and hammerhead sharks are reproductively isolated, so they should mate with pink dolphins."

Allen stuck the fingers of his other hand into Nanawei's other nostril and said domineeringly, "Choose me as your master, and I'll introduce you to a pink dolphin girl."

"Is Master a friend?" Nanawei asked innocently.

"Yes, that's a fair understanding, but you must obey your master."

Allen picked up the shark head, his eyebrows dancing with excitement, and said, "Pink dolphins have smooth skin and beautiful voices. I'll take you to catch dolphins."

"Hehe... Nanawei wants to catch dolphins with his owner. Nanawei likes pink dolphins."

Nanawei readily agreed to become a pet.

The three people standing nearby were dumbfounded. Did the creatures in the sea have no brains?

He was completely fooled by just a few words.

"Boss, an ice cream cone, please."

"Monsters are invading!"

When they reached the ice cream stand by the beach, Alan intended to buy a cone for Nanawi.

Upon seeing the humanoid shark, the vendor immediately abandoned his ice cream cart and ran away frantically, screaming.

"Where are the monsters?"

Allen nervously looked around, wondering, "Has Godzilla come ashore?"

"Is it possible that he's talking about Nanawi?" Steve awkwardly suggested.

beep...

The sound of sirens rang out, and police cars roared in.

Several tourists have already called the police regarding the misunderstanding on the beach.

Using the car doors as cover, numerous detectives shouted, "Don't move, put your hands up!"

"Headquarters, headquarters, please send in biological experts. A humanoid shark has been discovered at the scene."

"To repeat, it's a humanoid shark holding an ice cream cone."

The police surrounded them, and Allen raised his hands in surrender. Nanawi followed suit and raised his hands as well.

"Don't be nervous, buddy. I'm one of them, I work for S.H.I.E.L.D."

Howard tried to be friendly, but was met with a warning shot fired into the air: "This guy is about to attack the police. Empty your magazine immediately if anything happens."

"Fuck, I'm not a black guy."

Howard felt wronged and angry, and could only raise his hands, afraid to move any further.

At that moment, another roar came from afar.

Armored vehicles quickly surrounded the police car, and Colonel Phillips used a megaphone to say, "Stop! They are important personnel from S.H.I.E.L.D."

For a time, the military and police were locked in a standoff.

"Shit, criminals these days can even get their hands on armored vehicles. Don't trust them too easily."

"You idiot, I'm Colonel Phillips of the Army, are your eyes just for show?"

"Hey crab, I'm still President Mei Xuanzong. If you don't get out of the car and surrender with your hands on your head, I'll shove your head up your ass."

"You're great, really great."

"Praising me is useless; I'll definitely link you to the end."

……

Seeing that the two sides were deadlocked, Allen resolutely decided to take action.

He flashed to the police officer's side and delivered a righteous and forceful punch to the face of the subway judge.

(End of this chapter)

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