A Certain Magical Hogwarts
Chapter 625 The Fire Dragon That Defecates
Chapter 625 The Fire Dragon That Defecates (First Update for Mid-Autumn Festival!)
In terms of creative entrance, Ron and Malfoy are absolutely in a class of their own... They instantly captured the attention of all the students.
But doesn't it feel strange for you to wrestle in public?
For a moment, it was impossible to tell whether they were showing affection or fighting... In any case, the two were locked in a tight embrace.
They're practically inseparable.
Okay, Ron is already biting Malfoy's face.
Malfoy also used his egg-scooping technique.
However, this was a competition venue, and the fire dragon wouldn't let them fight. The Peruvian venomous dragon spread its wings and flew over.
The four-meter-long venomous dragon wasn't much bigger than the Divine Horse, but it looked exceptionally ferocious, especially its venomous fangs that gleamed with a black sheen.
It did not attack first. The Venomous Fang Dragon is not the strongest of the fire dragons, but it is very intelligent and therefore very cautious.
It was trying to figure out what the two of them were doing.
The venomous dragon sniffed hard.
It smells really good... The wizard's scent is really good.
It hasn't tasted it yet.
It's raining?
Malfoy touched his head, and there was a sticky liquid stuck to his sleek, shiny scalp.
Does Weasley spit?
Oh no, what if he damages his hair? Won't he go bald in middle age?
Wait... where would Weasley get so much water?
Malfoy seemed to realize something, and with a trembling look, he raised his head and saw a ferocious fire dragon staring at the two of them.
Those menacing eyes, darting around, and that cow-like nose, were twitching and trembling.
A drooling mouth, with saliva hanging down like sticky ropes from a row of sharp teeth.
"Ah!" Malfoy couldn't help but shout.
Ron finally seized the opportunity and, taking advantage of Malfoy's momentary lapse in concentration, punched him to the ground.
Ron, straddling Malfoy, roared fiercely, "Call me daddy!"
Men have an unusual interest in being called "Dad." Ron was no exception.
He raised his hand and slapped Malfoy hard across the buttocks.
"Ah~"
Malfoy seemed to have lost his voice, only uttering meaningless groans.
Ron Raven, sitting in the plane, shuddered at Malfoy.
He said disgustedly, "If you make that sound again, I'll kill you!"
Malfoy's eyes were filled with fear, and he was still calling out intermittently.
"Merlin, Weasley and Malfoy are being targeted by a dragon. But the two of them seem unaware of it."
Ron was still riding on Malfoy, doing push-ups.
"Stop hitting him! Stop hitting his butt! The fire dragon is coming, you idiot!" Li couldn't help but warn him.
Lee's reminder worked. Ron finally realized something and looked up to see the fire dragon almost within reach.
Ron was terrified and collapsed onto Malfoy.
The dragon's fangs opened their blood-red maws and lunged at Ron.
Malfoy finally came to his senses and drew his wand.
He didn't know what to do, but then he heard himself shout out the first spell that came to mind: "Front teeth like big clubs!"
The two fangs of the Venomous Fang Dragon, gleaming with a black sheen, were growing at an alarming rate, soon extending beyond its lower lip and down towards its chin.
"Oh dear, astonishingly, Malfoy's magic actually worked. But he gave the dragon even longer fangs!"
Li said with a hint of schadenfreude:
"Perhaps he thought the Venomous Fang Dragon wasn't dangerous enough."
The dragon's fangs were indeed more dangerous, but fortunately, it stopped in mid-air, licked its lips, and found that its teeth had grown longer and its mouth could no longer close.
It roared angrily, its voice piercing the eardrums like a tiger's howl.
"You idiot!" Ron cursed. "What kind of magic did you cast?!"
Ron rolled over and picked up the golden egg from the ground.
Not content with his greed, he also took Malfoy's golden eggs, and with both eggs in his arms, he turned and ran.
The Venomous Fang Dragon also noticed the golden egg, mistaking its scent for its own.
And the egg-stealing thief was about to run away.
It roared, then spread its wings and took off.
Dust billowed as the fire dragon soared into the sky and then swooped down to strike Ron.
In just two seconds, it caught up with Ron, then reached out its claws and hooked him in mid-air.
The dragon claws, as sharp as steel, hooked onto Ron's shoulder, causing blood to splatter everywhere.
Ron screamed in pain.
Instead of eating him, the dragon became playful and, like an eagle catching a chick, picked up Ron and swooped back.
Seeing the situation was dire, Malfoy turned and ran, pointing his wand at the sky and shouting, "Constant Strike!"
Whether Malfoy did it on purpose or not, he couldn't hit the huge fire dragon, but the spell's light landed precisely on Ron.
The good news is that Ron is finally free from pain; he simply passed out.
The Venomous Fang Dragon is the fastest of all the fire dragons; how could Malfoy possibly outrun it?
Just three seconds later, another human-shaped meat skewer appeared on the fire dragon's claws.
Malfoy felt an unbearable pain in his shoulder, and he whimpered, "My father..."
The fire dragon couldn't understand his words; it just circled excitedly in the sky.
Not only that, but two other unicorns were also lingering in the arena.
As a result, everyone saw a completely different game than the previous one.
In the last match, Hermione displayed incredible power, first nearly killing a dragon, and then causing three dragons to merge into one.
In this battle... all the warriors were caught by the fire dragon and hung in mid-air.
The warriors enjoyed the helicopter service, especially the rapid vertical takeoff and landing of seven or eight meters.
It's a hundred times better than the drop tower at an amusement park!
This is a brand new version you've never played before!
Although Mal wasn't afraid of heights, he still shamelessly let out a pig-like scream.
As he screamed, he didn't hear Weasley screaming, and a sense of admiration welled up in his heart.
Little did he know, Ron had already been knocked unconscious by his Stunning Curse.
When the fire dragons got tired of playing, they flew over the audience seats.
The feeling of seeing a venomous fanged dragon from a distance is completely different from seeing it up close.
From afar, it flies gracefully; up close, it looks ferocious.
The appearance of the Venomous Fang Dragon made the students extremely nervous.
Especially after they lowered their altitude, everyone could clearly see the warrior clutched in their claws.
How miserable!
Everyone then realized that it wasn't that the fire dragon wasn't powerful, but that Granger was just too overpowered!
This is only a four-meter fire dragon. What about those seven- or eight-meter, or even ten-meter fire dragons...?
Even more terrifying is the 100-meter-long white dragon that appeared in Venice!
And Stark and Granger were actually able to fight back?
Harry stood anxiously on the chair and shouted urgently, "Ron, are you alright?! Fight back!"
A powerful counterattack!
Harry was anxious, but also a little relieved. Luckily, he hadn't become a warrior; otherwise, he might very well be the one hanging from the dragon's claws as jerky.
Sitting comfortably in my chair, I worry about the warriors and cheer for them... eating Hagrid's roasted walnuts... Ah, so comfortable!
He actually wanted to replace Ron in the competition?
He must have been out of his mind back then!
Harry was jumping around, and Hagrid quickly pulled him down.
William suddenly stood up, raised his wand, aimed it at the sky, and shot out a beam of light.
A silver barrier shielded the Ravenclaw students from all around.
The unicorns truly lived up to their reputation as the most intelligent fire-breathing dragons. They quickly learned which wizards were not to be harmed and which were toyed with.
For example, those warriors.
However, this does not diminish their morbid sense of humor.
A three-headed fire dragon, resembling a helicopter spraying pesticides, flew over the referee's stand.
"Hey, what are they doing?" a wizard stood up and exclaimed.
It looks like a fire dragon has drawn a white line vertically? Hmm, what is that?
They found out very quickly.
The unicorn dragon flew low overhead, and starting from Slytherin House, large amounts of white, viscous substances fell from the sky.
The fire dragon is venting its anger... Yes, it's really excreting!
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(End of this chapter)
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