A Certain Magical Hogwarts

Chapter 274 Autumn - Zhang's Seduction Technique

With the arrival of November, the Quidditch Tour for the 92-93 school year finally began.

The Slytherin Quidditch team has become the number one enemy of the other three houses.

With most teams using Nimbus 1700, Slytherin, through some underhanded means, snagged a top-tier player and directly upgraded to Nimbus 2001... It's impossible not to feel envious.

Students are primarily focused on their studies, and their technical skills are mostly just average. Those with exceptional talent and outstanding abilities are a minority, and the difference in skill level is mostly determined by equipment.

The saying "The rich rely on equipment, the poor rely on mutation" is not just a casual remark.

This made the captains of the other three college teams unhappy, especially Wood, who had vowed to win the championship.

He wished he could sneak into Slytherin and burn all seven brooms to the ground.

And then...

They framed the attacker of Filch!

If Harry knew this, he would probably be grateful to Wood for the rest of his life.

Everyone thinks Harry is the one who attacked Filch. If you do this, are you trying to get yourself into a bigger mess?

Fortunately, Wood didn't become a passionate arsonist; he just became a keyboard warrior, spouting nonsense.

The first match officially began on Saturday.

Ravenclaw versus Slytherin.

As eleven o'clock approached, the entire school faculty and students began heading to the Quidditch stadium.

Today is a rare good day, and the sun is shining brightly.

When William entered the dressing room, Hermione and Anne rushed over to cheer him on.

Anne told William to teach the Slytherin team a lesson, as she remembered the last time they had been insulted.

Cedric also shamelessly came over to cheer, but not for William; he sent his blessings to Autumn.

It's always "Watch out for the wandering ball," and "Beware of Malfoy's Nimbus 2001, don't try to outrun him"... If the rules allowed, he'd probably be riding a flying broomstick, acting as a protector next to Cho.

Simps... they always find a way to... get a foot in the door.

"Where are Fred and George?"

After Cedric and Qiu finished their chatter, William picked up his broom and asked a question.

"They work with the Nifflers," Cedric winked.

The search for the secret room continues, and the search through the complex sewer system is destined to be a long and arduous task.

So Fred and George have become underground workers, spending their free time working in the sewers.

Besides searching for secret chambers, the biggest gain for the Nifflers was finding quite a few Galleons and Silver Sickles, but of course, the most were Bronze Knats.

The students' money always ended up in the sewers, falling into the pipes.

George and Fred suddenly discovered that scavenging could actually make them rich... Sure enough, the rumors circulating in the wizarding world that Hogwarts relied on the Niffler to collect coins from all over the world to keep it running were not unfounded.

Besides the money, they also found a large clump of long hair blocking a section of the pipe, which looked particularly horrifying.

Long hair in the sewers is generally a common trope in horror movies.

The most disgusting thing is the mermaid in the sewer.

While not as disgusting as the mermaid in the Japanese film of the same name, it's pretty close.

The mermaid from the Black Lake somehow ended up in the sewers, and its entire body was rotting.

William could accept it, after all, he was a man who had watched the world's top ten banned films in his previous life.

I have the mental fortitude to handle this.

The competition is about to begin.

The team members put on their sky-blue Ravenclaw jerseys and stepped onto the field.

The audience immediately cheered, and many stands displayed banners that read "Go Stark!"

In the competition last semester, he broke the record for the highest score in a match against Slytherin.

Then, he led a weak team to victory with a single core player (Qiu: ??)... gaining a large number of fans.

Many people believe that William is the greatest scorer in Hogwarts' history.

With more fans comes more idiots, and several female fans have already started fighting... but none of the male students watching intervened to stop the fight.

"Why don't you just tear her clothes off!"

"Don't worry, let her tear it! She won't dare! We're watching."

"Are you going to tear it or not...? If not, we're going to watch the game!"

As usual, Li Qiaodan was the commentator for this episode, and he immediately started talking about the second-best newt.

"Hey! The Ravenclaw Quidditch team is out!"

"Jordan, talk normally!" Professor McGonagall got goosebumps.

There was a chorus of boos from the crowd.

"Hey, what's wrong with talking like that?"

Hey, tell me.

So, you guys don't like me anymore... How cold-hearted you are, huh? I've shown you something unpleasant. Someone like me should just disappear, you know!

William wondered why things had turned out this way when he had only recommended some Japanese adult videos to Lee.

Cedric only occasionally gets sick, has slightly dark circles under his eyes, and his daily memory declines; he's not like this.

Soon, the two team captains went up to shake hands.

William looked at Malfoy and delivered a throat-slitting salute.

"Qiu, how's your practice of the Lansky feint I taught you going?" William shielded his eyes from the bright sunlight.

"It probably won't fool Potter, but it'll be easy to fool a rookie like Malfoy."

William shook his head. Others might not be able to fool Harry, but Cho would fool him without fail.

Of course, the move was not a feint by Langsky, but should be named – Qiu Zhang Seduction Technique!

Or... the autumn sales tactic!

All Cho needs to do is pretend to lose control of the broom and fall to the ground, and Harry will definitely lose his temper and rush after her to save her like a hero.

Then, Cho seizes the opportunity and turns her flying broom in time... Harry, caught off guard and focused on Cho, will definitely fall to the ground.

According to the rules of "Wizard Kill", when William plays the Autumn Zhang card, the skill "Seduction" is activated.

The effect is: [During your turn, reduce the combat power of one enemy Quidditch player (male character) by half.]

Note: This card has a special effect on the characters "Cedric" and "Harry Potter", which can cause both characters to lose 200% of their combat power!

So... you could potentially succeed by throwing Harry three or four times in a single match.

Hey~

There's a price to pay, though. If it happens too often, Harry might never believe in love again.

Then he entered a monastery and realized those two truths:

Even a simp won't get a house.

Only same-sex love is true love!

William discovered that he was a tactical genius of unparalleled talent, and it would be a shame if he didn't become the head coach of the Chadli Artillery.

But this tactic cannot be told to Cedric, otherwise he might dump William's body in the Black Lake and then slice him into thin pieces to feed the mermaids.

Seeing William standing there with his hands on his hips, laughing triumphantly, Qiu was completely bewildered and asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, just thinking about something happy." William's smile faded. "Are you ready to slaughter Slytherin?"

"certainly!"

"very good!"

All the Ravenclaw players put their hands together.

"Listen to my whistle," Mrs. Hooch blew her whistle and shouted, "Three...two...one...go!"

A cacophony of cheers erupted as the fourteen team members took off together.

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