Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

Gilgamesh, that wicked guy with such a good temper…

Lin Shiye rolled his eyes, just as he was about to have another sweet interaction with Rin Tohsaka, when two familiar, chilling voices suddenly rang out behind him.

He stiffly turned his head and saw Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei dressed in ill-fitting maid outfits, standing in a thunderous stance, their thighs exposed, the leg hair on them unusually glaring.

"Yo~ Lin Xianbei! x2"

"...Huh?" Lin Shiye was so shocked that his expression instantly turned gray and white.

Rin Tohsaka was also quite startled, but she reacted quickly and quietly retreated to a distance.

"Next, the two of us will serve you, Senbei~" The two women had ferocious smiles on their faces, and they slowly approached him with small, shuffling steps. Their lace skirts swayed back and forth, making the scene even more offensive.

Lin Shiye suddenly stood up from the chair and stiffly took a step back.

"Are you guys crazy? What are you doing? This isn't fun at all!"

"What is Senbei saying?" Iori tilted her head, blinked, and tried to sound innocent in a high-pitched voice.

"Iori-chan doesn't understand~"

"I'm Kohei-chan~" Kohei went even further, throwing a greasy, stringy wink.

"You, you guys, don't come any closer!" Lin Shiye was so scared that he turned around and ran out of the classroom.

"Wait for us, Senbei~" Iori and Kohei laughed wildly and took off chasing after them, biting and tearing at them like wild dogs.

"You'd even abandon your principles just to disgust me?!" Lin Shiye screamed in despair.

"You two bastards!!!"

Momoka Kawahara, who was passing by in the corridor, stared in disbelief as her landlady was chased and ran away by two perverts dressed as maids.

"Haha...this school has a pretty open atmosphere." Anhe Subaru stood next to her, his black hair hanging down his shoulders, his shoulders shaking from trying to suppress his laughter.

"I'm suddenly a little worried about Nina." Momoka rubbed her forehead and looked at the message on her phone.

"But where exactly is this diving department?"

"Let's ask someone," An and Subaru suggested.

"But I thought Nina would join the light music club. Is she also interested in scuba diving?"

"Who knows..." Tao Xiang asked a student she randomly picked up from the roadside.

"Hello, could you please tell me where the diving department is located?"

"Diving, diving club?!" The student froze, looking her up and down in horror.

"What are you doing there?"

"I have a friend there," Momoka answered truthfully.

"...It's in the building next door. Go up to the third floor and you'll see it." The student finally gave the location, but with a hint of pity in his eyes.

Kawahara Momoka and Anwa Subaru were puzzled, but they still thanked him and turned to leave.

The student's soft voice drifted from behind, but was quickly drowned out by the noisy crowd:

"Watch out, hell is ahead..."

……

"oh---!!!"

"Too weak, not a single one can fight!" Tao Xiang shouted arrogantly, one foot on the table and the other holding a wine glass.

"As expected of Ms. MMK, so rock and roll!" Hamaoka Azusa clapped her hands and shouted.

"He's already taken down three! Is this what a legendary guitarist is like?!" Shinji Tokita exclaimed, his face full of admiration.

"This mere martial arts dojo will eventually have a place for Miss MMK!" Ryujiro Kotobuki chimed in with his support.

"Stop nagging, let's get to work!" Tao Xiang blushed, clearly overwhelmed by the praise.

"I remember Miss MMK wasn't such a heavy drinker..." Serina Iza sat quietly in the corner, feeling a little desperate.

What was she thinking? How could she agree to join that gang with those two perverts?

I clearly helped them pass, but they repaid kindness with enmity...

Gravity field, activate!!!

"Nina, it's really great that you haven't been corrupted!" Anwa Subaru breathed a sigh of relief and said with satisfaction.

"Oh, because they thought I looked too much like a child, so they didn't let me drink it." Nina was even more annoyed when she said this.

She doesn't act like a child at all!

"You two," Tao Xiang said, swaying as she walked over, carrying two cups in her hands.

"Feeling bored? Have some oolong tea to quench your thirst."

"Mmm." Nina obediently took a sip, then frowned.

"It's so bitter."

"All oolong tea tastes like this," Tao Xiang said calmly.

An and Subaru blinked, picked up their cups, and took a sip.

"..."

She silently put down her cup.

"Kawahara Momoka!!" Anwa Subaru slammed his fist on the table, making the water glass jump.

"Tell me what this is?!"

"Oolong tea," Tao Xiang said confidently, taking an empty glass, pouring in nine-tenths vodka, and then adding ten-tenths whiskey before shaking it.

"Here, oolong tea."

"Oolong tea isn't like this!" Anwa Subaru said, warming the tea.

"What are you talking about?" Momoka's smile was smug.

"The colors are clearly the same."

"It can even light a fire!" Hamaoka Azusa ran over to join in the fun, took out a lighter and lit it on the cup of noodles. The pale blue flame immediately danced merrily on the surface of the liquid.

Anwa Subaru: "..."

Rencai silently drank her oolong tea, not daring to speak.

"GIRLS BAND CRY"

……

In the archery club's arena, Kaguya Shinomiya and Sakura Matou are performing as representatives.

The bowstring hummed, and two arrows shot out simultaneously, hitting the bullseye both times. The swift movements and composed expressions drew gasps of admiration from the onlookers.

Standing in the crowd, Shirogane Miyuki couldn't help but mutter in admiration, "As expected of the Fourth Prince, he's amazing."

"After all, Shinomiya-senpai has a natural advantage," Ishigami Yu chimed in from the side.

"How do you know?" Shirogane Miyuki turned his head curiously.

"Kyudo, you know..." Ishigami Yu pondered for a moment before explaining in a serious tone.

"If you have big breasts, it's easy to rub against the bowstring when drawing a bow, which affects your accuracy, but you don't need to worry about that at all, since you're flat-chested~"

"..."

Shirogane Miyuki suddenly started sweating profusely.

"In comparison, Matou-san is much better off, with big breasts and a tall stature. It's no wonder she lost to Shinomiya-senpai," Ishigami Yu continued his analysis.

Yo-me-lo!

Shirogane Miyuki took a step back and silently increased the distance between them.

"Huh? So, Fujiwara-senpai can't do this at all!" Ishigami Yu hadn't realized the seriousness of the situation.

"Her 'duang~duang~' sounds are really bad for archery, so in archery, the flatter the better."

"Oh, by the way, President, did you know that the top three beauties on our school's beauty list are all flat-chested? Tohsaka-senpai, Shinomiya-senpai, and Yukinoshita-senpai, haha, they'd all be perfect for archery!"

Shut up, Ishigami! You'll disappear!

At that moment, Ishigami Yu finally sensed the chilling killing intent. Cold sweat instantly soaked his back, and he stiffly turned his head little by little—

The girls he had just called out were standing behind him, staring at him coldly with the look of someone looking at trash.

"...Hehe, can we make up?"