Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

As a new day dawned, the morning mist had not yet dissipated, and the entire academy was already immersed in the clamor of voices. The much-anticipated Winter Festival had finally begun, and visitors who had come from far and wide crowded at the school gate, queuing up in an orderly fashion to enter.

The Fuji family, mingling in the crowd, were among the visitors drawn in by the lively atmosphere.

"Mom and Dad, Anya wants to go to the haunted house!"

The pink-haired girl, holding a dog, pointed on tiptoe to the shed not far away.

The shed was tall and large, with a tattered cloth curtain hanging at the entrance, revealing a bottomless darkness inside. A wooden sign above the door had crooked red characters: "Super Haunted House - Kids Cry from Fear! Come If You Dare!"

It's probably just meant to scare little kids...

Lloyd thought to himself that he wasn't particularly interested in it, but Joel's eyes lit up.

"Miss Anya, I'll go with you." She crouched down and patted the other's head.

"Mmm!" Anya's face lit up with a bright smile.

"Mr. Lloyd, Miss Anya and I will head over now," Joel said, turning to greet Lloyd.

"Okay, Bond and I will wait for you here." Lloyd took the big white dog Bond from Anya.

Bond wagged his tail and obediently stayed where he was with Lloyd, watching the mother and daughter leave.

Upon arriving at the registration desk, I was greeted by a handsome brown-haired young man.

"Big brother, Anya wants to go to the haunted house with Mom!" After waiting in line for a while, Anya took Joel's hand and walked up to him, saying this.

"Okay, little friend, please write your and your mother's names here." Light Yagami smiled and handed over a small notebook.

Anya immediately wrote her name, but Joel inexplicably felt a chill down his spine.

"Madam," Yagami Light said kindly when he saw her looking lost in thought.

What is your name?

"Ah...sorry, I was daydreaming." Joel snapped back to reality and quickly wrote down his name.

"That's all settled then. Have a good time." Light Yagami smiled politely.

Anya immediately ran inside happily, while Joel silently told himself, "This is a school, there's no danger, don't scare yourself," and took a deep breath before following her.

Not far away, Lloyd stood with his arms crossed, his occupational hazard silently creeping in.

Light Yagami, the eldest son of Chief Soichiro Yagami of the Metropolitan Police Department, is a top student in school, with excellent character and a strong sense of justice... He went through the information in his mind before looking away and rubbing Bond's head.

Inside the haunted house, thick darkness mingled with a faint smell of disinfectant.

The surrounding environment was pitch black. Anya and Yor walked slowly hand in hand. The former curiously touched the left and right, while the latter nervously looked left and right.

"Ugh~"

A "ghost" suddenly floated out, but the performance was not very professional. The voice was full of a perfunctory attitude that the actor did not want to continue, and even the movement of the ghost floating out carried a sense of despair.

Anya was not frightened at all, but Joel screamed in fright.

"Aaaaaah—!!" Her body reacted faster than her brain, and she instinctively slapped him.

The ghost's head snapped back, its nose brushing against the palm strike, barely dodging the attack.

What does it mean? !

Hachiman Hikigaya broke out in a cold sweat. He had a strange feeling that if he had been slapped just now, he would have died.

Just as he stood frozen in place, at a loss, Joel had already reflexively hoisted Anya onto his shoulder and rushed out.

Anya was being tossed around, her short legs dangling in the air, her head spinning, feeling like she was about to fly.

"Ania... I feel so dizzy..."

Huiyao, who had come to join the fun, also joined the ranks of the ghosts. She was bored and spacing out when she suddenly heard footsteps. She couldn't help but smile evilly and suddenly popped out.

"Hmm... Ah?"

A giant dragon charged towards him, and before Huiyao could react, he was sent flying.

She spun 360 degrees in the air and then landed on the ground with a thud.

"What a joke! This isn't what a haunted house is like!" Huiyao was furious, wriggling around on the ground like a maggot, as if he was about to drop his pearls.

Before long, Joel came out barging in with Anya, and as a result, Joel, after regaining his senses, started apologizing frantically.

Anya and Lloyd were speechless.

A quick one-life run through the school haunted house! Here comes the baby!

Of course, this was just a small episode in this grand winter festival. At this moment, another good show was unfolding in the maid café in another corner of the campus.

"Sparashi!" Lin Shiye gave a thumbs up.

"Rin, you're so beautiful!"

Rin Tohsaka, dressed as a maid, blushed and gritted her teeth, clutching the ridiculously short hem of her skirt. The black stockings that perfectly hugged her legs were truly alluring.

She would normally disdain participating in such activities, but since Lin Shiye had done Ying such a big favor, she, as the older sister, had no choice but to make the sacrifice.

No, I didn't wear it on purpose to show this guy off.

"Master, please enjoy." Rin Tohsaka placed a plate of omelet rice on the table, stammering as she spoke.

She was about to put down her things and make a quick getaway when she saw Lin Shiye staring intently at her.

"W-what's wrong?" Rin Tohsaka asked nervously.

"So unprofessional!" Lin Shiye shook his head, looking disappointed.

"Why isn't there a spell to make omelet rice taste better?!"

"Huh? Who wants to read that stupid stuff—"

Rin Tohsaka's rebuttal was barely out of her mouth when a serious voice came from behind her.

Artoria, also dressed as a maid, walked over carrying a tray, her eyes full of disapproval.

This person is just here to join in the fun.

"Rin, now that you've taken on this job, you have to do it properly." She said righteously.

"Put aside all distracting thoughts. This is just an ordinary job, and besides, Shi Ye isn't an outsider."

Lin Shiye smiled brightly.

Seeing his smug and ugly face, Rin Tohsaka wanted nothing more than to tear him apart, but there was nothing she could do. Saber was watching her intently from the side, so she could only accept her fate.

Rin Tohsaka took a deep breath.

"Ah... fragrant and soft, sweet and delicious, become delicious—Omelette Rice, muah..." She made a heart shape with her hands, put on a deadpan face, and spoke without any inflection.

"Bad review." Lin Shiye's lips twitched, his face speechless.

"Your reading is making me lose my appetite."

Rin Tohsaka got angry and was about to argue with him when a loud voice suddenly came in.

"Oh, it's really here."

Upon hearing that familiar tone, Artoria froze.

"Well done, Saber." Gilgamesh stood at the door, tossing a huge gold bar in his hand, making everyone's eyes light up.

Where did this rich guy come from?

He smiled and pointed with his little hand.

"I've specifically requested you, Saber!"

"I refuse!" Artoria snapped angrily.

"Haha, you're quite shy~" Gilgamesh shamelessly reached out to try and pluck the other's stiff ahoge.

Artoria reached out and blocked it fiercely, refusing to yield even at the cost of her life.

"Saber, this is a guest!" Rin Tohsaka whispered cheekily into Artoria's ear.

"How can you be disrespectful to customers? You have to take your job seriously!"

Artoria froze, never expecting the boomerang to arrive so quickly.

The surrounding classmates also looked over, their eyes filled with encouragement, as if to say, "This guy is obviously rich and stupid, let's take advantage of him!"

Jin Shanshan sat down opposite Lin Shiye quite naturally.

The latter raised an eyebrow.

"Are you an idiot? There are so many seats available, why are you sitting across from me?"

You've disturbed my time with Rin, don't you know that?!

"Ha, that's hilarious." Gilgamesh flicked his hair, looking arrogant.

"My sitting here is a sign of my approval; don't be ungrateful!"

Holy crap, this golden Pikachu's itching for a beating after a few days, huh?

Lin Shiye was dumbfounded.

"Alright, bring the wine!" Jin Shanshan ignored him and waved his hand.

"If they dare serve any low-class wine, I'll smash this place up!"

"There's no alcohol here," Artoria said, barely suppressing her annoyance.

"I know, it was intentional," Gilgamesh grinned.

"This is a royal joke, laugh your head off, you mongrel!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha—!!!"

"..."