Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

Chapter 5 Would you like to put your coat on me?

The next morning, Lin Shiye was woken up on time by his biological clock. He stretched and felt refreshed.

Last night, after he knocked Gojo Satoru to sleep with a punch, he went home to rest. It can only be said that the pressure from the prison guards was not as great as that from the seniors in the diving club.

What a bunch of nobodies!

As usual, Lin Shiye hummed a little tune as he strolled into the bathroom to wash up. Just as he turned on the faucet, the glaring red line on the back of his hand pierced his eyes with deadly precision.

"Ward, this is... a Command Spell?" Lin Shiye was dumbfounded.

I've become a Master?! Really?!

Holy Grail, how dare you!

But what would he summon if he were to summon a Servant? Lin Shiye was complaining about the trouble one second, but the next second he was lost in thought.

If you don't have a Holy Grail War Servant, you can only rely on compatibility when summoning them. In his previous life, he was the last Master of Chaldea, so he should have good compatibility with all Servants.

Wait a minute, we can't bring out Gudako, can we?

The one I'm most compatible with must be the other me from another world! Great! It's human evil, we're beyond saving!

"Good morning, Grandpa." Without thinking too much, Lin Shiye slowly went downstairs after washing up.

Their watch shop occupies the entire building. The first floor is filled with old clocks, the kitchen and living room are located further in, and the bedrooms are on the second floor.

"What are we having for breakfast today?" Lin Shiye asked.

"A meat roll in a pancake." Grandpa Lin was repairing a pocket watch while wearing his reading glasses, without even looking up.

"Go eat inside."

Lin Shiye nodded, but as soon as he turned around, the old man called him back.

"You came home so late last night, what were you doing?"

"Strike at the forces of darkness, save lost girls, and maintain world peace!" Lin Shiye said solemnly.

"Nonsense, that brat is always so irresponsible." Grandpa Lin scoffed and put down the screwdriver in his hand.

"Your grandpa and I are really getting along well with old lady Wang next door, when are you going to find someone?"

"It's really worrying. You're not bad-looking at all, is it really that hard to bring a girl home?"

"How old am I that you're already pressuring me to get married!" Lin Shiye's eyes widened.

"Grandpa, you're a human being."

"You brat!" Grandpa Lin grabbed the feather duster next to him and threw it at him.

"I'm not pressuring you to get married, but at least date someone, so I can have something to look forward to."

"I was hoping to see you get married before I die."

"Don't say such things, Grandpa." Lin Shiye caught the feather duster that flew at him, his tone suddenly becoming sad.

Grandpa Lin realized he had gone too far and was about to speak when he heard his grandson add very seriously:

"As the saying goes, good people don't live long, but turtles live for a thousand years. Grandpa, you'll definitely live to be an old turtle... ah, no, an old man of longevity!"

"You son of a bitch!"

.........

Rushing into the classroom as the school bell rang, Lin Shiye immediately rushed to Shirou Emiya's seat, grabbed his hand, and examined it closely.

Sure enough, three bright red Command Seals were neatly arranged on the back of his hand.

Emiya Shirou felt the touch on his hand and his face turned red.

"What are you doing at night? Don't touch me like that!"

"Your hands are so soft and cute, I can rub them on my cheeks... Ugh!" Lin Shiye slapped himself hard, forcibly pulling his wandering thoughts back.

"Let's get down to business. Have you encountered anything strange lately?"

"Strange thing? No, nothing." Emiya Shirou looked bewildered.

"And what about you and Sakura-chan? Did anything unspeakable happen between you?" Lin Shiye winked.

"Nothing happened! Everything is the same as usual!" Shirou Emiya was so annoyed by the teasing that he quickly pushed his shoulder to get to his seat.

"Class is about to start, hurry back to your seat!"

Seeing this, Lin Shiye didn't ask any more questions. He obediently sat back down, looked out the window, and began another day of daydreaming.

The sky is overcast, it looks like it's going to rain.

After school, Lin Shiye chose to go to the student council to relax and slack off. What? You're asking why he didn't go to any clubs today? Because he's a free spirit and can go wherever he wants.

"It really is going to rain heavily, the temperature has dropped." Lin Shiye held a cup of black tea and sipped it slowly.

"It's a bit cold."

"It's all because you were wearing a short-sleeved shirt," Shirogane Miyuki said while working.

"Don't you ever check the weather forecast?"

"President~ I'm so cold, can I borrow your coat?" Lin Shiye said in a high-pitched voice that could send shivers down everyone's spine.

Shirogane Miyuki felt a chill run down his spine; the pen in his hand nearly pierced through the notebook. He sighed, resignedly took off his coat, and threw it at the student.

"Don't disgust me, take it, take it."

"Hmm~ I want the president to put it on me personally~" Lin Shiye pushed his luck.

Kaguya Shinomiya, who was brewing tea nearby, shuddered. Her fingers gripped the teapot tightly, and her once beautiful ruby ​​eyes were now lifeless, as if brewing a great terror.

Her back was to the two of them, so their expressions were not visible, but if one looked closely, one might see faint black energy surging outwards.

I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you—

Lin Shiye, she'd disliked this man for a long time! How could a perfect man like the president associate with such scoundrels?! And he even dared to let the president put his coat on him? Unforgivable!

"Ugh... I just can't do anything with you." Shirogane Miyuki helplessly put down his work, got up and walked to Hayashi Shiya's side, considerately draping his coat over his shoulders.

click-

With a crisp sound, the teapot handle broke off, and scalding hot black tea spilled all over the table.

"Lin Shiye-kun," Kaguya Shinomiya said softly, her voice as cold as ice.

"The president is very busy with work right now, and you're still bothering her like this. Don't you think it's a bit too much... I mean, spoiling her?"

"It's hard to imagine that this word would be used to describe a boy."

"There's nothing I can do, Yu Xing and I are best buddies," Lin Shiye said, crossing his legs.

That's how it is among boys.

"Miyuki... you call me that so intimately, I've never called you that before!" Kaguya Shinomiya's face darkened even more.

"Huh? That's weird." Lin Shiye blinked his innocent big eyes and suddenly leaned closer.

"Shinomiya, your expression is strange, and your behavior is strange too. Could it be...?"

His voice suddenly became magnetic, and even the lines of his face became more defined.

"Are you jealous that you like Miyuki?"

The air froze, as if a powerful melody had suddenly burst forth!

Shirogane Miyuki suppressed the wildly upturned corners of his mouth and cleared his throat, feigning calmness:

"Alright, Shiya, stop teasing Shinomiya."

"She might not really understand the friendship between boys as a girl, but don't worry, Shinomiya, if you feel cold, I'll put a coat on you."

Major crisis!!!

Upon hearing this, Kaguya Shinomiya's face instantly turned as red as a monkey's bottom, steam rising from her head. Her mind was now filled with the image of Miyuki Shirogane draping a coat over her and gently saying, "Don't worry, I'm here for you." She was completely unable to think straight!

Hayasaka? Hayasaka Ai!

Help me! Help me! Help me!

Kaguya Shinomiya strained to raise her right hand and finally touched her left cheek.

"You've got it wrong, the point isn't the coat." Kaguya Shinomiya instantly switched to a fighting expression and said calmly.

"Because of the gas leak on campus last night, the student council president has a mountain of work to do today. If every little thing has to bother the president, where is the president's authority?"

"Moreover, Lin Shiye, if you are truly a close friend of the president, you should be even more understanding of the president's hard work."

Lin Shiye and Shirogane Miyuki exchanged a furtive glance.

No, how can you play this without nerfing it?

"Speaking of which, you guys seem to be particularly concerned about wearing coats..." Kaguya Shinomiya changed the subject, looking down at Miyuki Shirogane with a confident smile.

"Ah, could it be that the president actually wanted to put my coat on for me himself?"

"This is indeed a great opportunity to show off your manliness, President, you're so cute~"

Shirogane Miyuki started sweating; he panicked.

"Shinomiya-kun, you've misunderstood." Lin Shiye exerted his strength again.

"As my good brother, Yuyuki is a very elegant gentleman, so it's only natural for him to take care of girls."

He paused, then added with a smile, delivering the fatal blow: "So, you're not special after all."

Miyuki Shirogane: Godfather!

Kaguya Shinomiya's smile froze instantly, and only one sentence kept looping in her mind.

"It's not special, it's not special, it's not special..."

"But there's really no need to fuss over such a small thing." Lin Shiye swung his leg, a smug smile on his face that made you want to punch him flat.

"As for what you said about me troubling Yuyuki... what's that word again? 'Arrogant and spoiled,' right?"

"Hasn't Shinomiya-kun ever experienced this feeling? How pitiful..."

Kaguya Shinomiya clenched her fists so tightly that her nails almost dug into her palms.

Lin Shiye! I really want to tear your ugly face apart!!!

Just then, the student council door was gently pushed open. Ishigami Yu peeked in, only to witness the tense scene inside:

Kaguya Shinomiya and Shiki Hayashi stared at each other across the distance, their eyes flashing with electricity. Miyuki Shirogane sat behind his desk, silently wiping the cold sweat from his forehead with a tissue.

"What's wrong, Ishigami-kun? Why aren't you going in?" Fujiwara Chika appeared behind him, hopping and skipping, curiously peeking into the house.

"Let's not go in, Fujiwara-senpai." Ishigami Yu quickly pushed Fujiwara Chika out.

"They will be affected."

In battles between the strong, there is no room for the weak to survive.

In the office, Lin Shiye stood up, barely suppressing a laugh, as he watched Shinomiya Kaguya's furious expression.

"Alright, alright, that's enough for today." He took off his coat, folded it neatly, and placed it on the table. "Here's your coat back, I'm leaving now."

"It's started raining outside, let's go back early while the rain isn't too heavy."

After saying that, he hummed a little tune and walked out of the student council office with satisfaction. As he passed Kaguya Shinomiya, he whispered something in her ear.

"Remember today's defeat, Kaguya Shinomiya. If you don't want me to steal the student council president position, you'd better work hard, haha—"

Kaguya Shinomiya: Tsk—

Lin Shiye won today's match decisively! Baiyin Yuxing was the one who won without lifting a finger!

In conclusion, I had a lot of fun.

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