Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"Shi Ye, will anyone actually watch if we just act like idiots?" Hui Yao fiddled with the live streaming equipment, his ahoge swaying from side to side.

"Of course! Look how popular the video we filmed last night is!" Lin Shiye patted her shoulder and said confidently.

At Caiye's house, Huiyao and Lin Shiye huddled together, chattering away about their next plan. It was their day off, so they had plenty of time.

"What are people like these days..." Aya sat on a wooden chair, scrolling through her phone screen, repeatedly watching the video she had filmed the night before.

"Why can't I get the point of the fire at all?"

"Aya is already a remnant of the old era!" Huiyao playfully stuck out his tongue, then continued fiddling with the equipment.

"I'll take care of you when I become famous~"

As soon as she finished speaking, she quickly pressed the start-up button.

"Okay, the live stream is starting... Wow!" Huiyao was startled. She watched as the number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed, and her computer almost crashed.

"Wow, so many people!"

【Radiant Girl, so cute~】

What kind of antics will the streamer pull today?

I just want to know what the streamer was thinking when they filmed that video yesterday.

……

"How many people?" Lin Shiye curiously leaned closer, his handsome face suddenly appearing in the camera's view.

The live chat went silent instantly.

For a full three seconds, not a single new comment appeared.

Just as Huiyao was about to say, "Did the stream crash?", the next second, the chat exploded like a volcanic eruption, causing the live stream to crash three times.

I need all the information about this man within three minutes.

So handsome, so handsome! *swoosh swoosh swoosh*

Is there really no beauty filter? I don't believe it unless I can touch it.

[Brother fucked me~]

Hey handsome, check out his abs!

.........

Huiyao was sweating profusely from the barrage of suggestive language on the screen. She was flustered and didn't know what to do. Lin Shiye, on the other hand, was posing in front of the camera, showing off his handsome face from every angle.

Finally, Caiye couldn't bear to watch any longer, so she came over, turned off her camera, and started a live stream with her virtual avatar.

It took quite a while for the live stream to stabilize.

At this moment, the adorable rabbit image of Radiance stands in the middle of the screen, flanked by two generals, Shi Yelong and CaiP Fox.

"Alright, alright, today Princess Huiyao is going to bring you all 3v3 battle games!" Huiyao said smugly, hands on her hips, her little nose sticking out high.

"I've been secretly practicing~ I'm going to dominate later!"

[You're in charge of screaming, and Mumu and CaiP are in charge of rampaging, right?]

I want to see Huiyao get hit and drop his little pearls!

Huiyao is my wife. Anyone who dares to hurt her, I will end their life!

……

"Without further ado, let's get into the game." Huiyao raised his arm, as if to cheer himself on.

"But I'll have a sip of water before we start, I'm a little thirsty."

As she was speaking, she turned to look for a water glass. Just as Caiye picked up the mineral water on the table to hand it over, Lin Shiye suddenly pulled out a bottle of large-fruit yogurt from behind his back and held it precisely in front of the camera.

"If you're thirsty or hungry, just drink yogurt with big fruit pieces!" he said clearly and forcefully.

"Sweet and sour, with lots of fruit pieces—strawberry, blueberry, yellow peach, mango—four flavors to choose from! You can taste real fruit in every sip! It's really—delicious!"

Caiye's hand, holding the bottle of mineral water, froze in mid-air; she was completely dumbfounded.

Huiyao paused for a fraction of a second, but immediately joined the group buy. She snatched the yogurt, unscrewed the cap, and gulped down a huge mouthful. Then her eyes widened like saucers, and she made a shocked expression.

"Wow! It's a whole blueberry!" She jumped up and down three times in excitement.

"The fruit is plump, sweet and juicy! It's so satisfying!"

Lin Shiye nodded in satisfaction, exchanged a smile with Huiyao, and the two simultaneously raised their yogurt bottles, shouting in unison at the camera:

"If you're thirsty or hungry, just drink large-piece fruit yogurt!"

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Who am I? Where am I? What did I just see?

The sudden GG caught me completely off guard.

[I took my pants off and this is what you show me?]

[Selling products, huh? Where's the link? I'm going to report you if there isn't one!]

These two are truly wasting their talents by not becoming live-streaming e-commerce hosts.

Ignoring the screen full of question marks, the three entered the game on time.

3v3 is a game that tests teamwork. Each side has a crystal, and the team that destroys the enemy's crystal wins.

"Radiance Squad, attack!" As soon as he landed, Radiance charged toward the three enemy soldiers, carrying a large hammer.

"Wait..." Aya reached out to stop him, but couldn't.

Let's check the lineup and discuss countermeasures first. How can we just keep charging into their encirclement?

"There's no time on the battlefield!" Lin Shiye brandished his spear and charged forward, not forgetting to shout back as he did so.

"Don't betray your teammates, Aya! One cough and you're gone!"

Caiye scratched her fox head mask in frustration, let out a desperate sigh, then picked up her knife and followed after them with a look of utter despair.

The battle was extremely fierce. Radiance, as a complete novice, managed to hold out for less than a minute before being sent flying by an elbow strike when his opponent wasn't paying attention.

"Ahhh... my butt~" Huiyao lay on the ground, his eyes brimming with tears, twisted into a maggot-like shape.

【Ha ha ha ha--】

[Radiance: I'm up, one-shotted, what's there to say?]

[Getting killed directly by some unknown AOE attack, is that even possible?]

[A little pearl has fallen! Take a screenshot quickly!]

The pressure was put on Lin Shiye and Caiye.

"I never let my spear leave my side!" Lin Shiye brandished his spear, taking on two opponents at once, attacking with both hands, displaying great prowess.

On the other side, Aya Sakura was also on a rampage, dominating her opponent the entire time, like a berserker, with every strike landing a critical hit.

666~

[Wow, CaiP is amazing! His skills are definitely at a professional level!]

[Mumu is truly a master of cunning and skill; she can easily take on two opponents at once, an absolute carry!]

Wait a minute?! This is Z-shaped jitter, oh my god!

Who's on the competition stage?!

Not long after, Lin Shiye and Caiye eliminated all three opponents. Finally, Huiyao got up from the ground, ran to the enemy's crystal, raised his hammer and smashed it three times. The crystal exploded.

[VICTORY!]

"Haha, the three of us are really awesome!" Huiyao put his hands on his hips and laughed heartily.

"Aya, you're sweating a lot!" She turned to look at Aya and asked with concern.

"Wearing this skin must be really hot, right?"

"It's alright." Aya didn't seem to care much.

"That won't do. Sweating too much can easily lead to dehydration," Lin Shiye said seriously, but then his expression changed instantly. He raised a finger with his right hand and pulled out a box of face masks from behind his back with his left.

"Oh! Speaking of dehydration, I'm sure many of you ladies watching this have this problem! So today, I'm recommending this super moisturizing face mask!"

"Moisturizes and soothes, provides high-efficiency protection, deeply hydrates, and nourishes from the inside out!"

"Unleash your youthful spirit, experience limitless power, and embrace youth in every way!"

Colorful leaves "..."

Huiyao gave a thumbs up and grinned.

"For ultimate hydration, try this super moisturizing mask! You deserve it!"

……

On the other side of the city, in an apartment room, a black-haired man with glasses watched a live stream on his computer, a doting smile on his face.

"They really seem quite motivated."

"Who do you think would be stronger, you or that guy named Mumu?" asked the pink-haired youth sitting next to him.

"If it's him, it could indeed be a bit tricky," the bespectacled man mumbled, slurping a mouthful of instant noodles.

"Will we lose?" The pink-haired youth asked, somewhat surprised.

"We'll win!" the bespectacled man said confidently, then picked up a mouthful of instant noodles with his chopsticks, but because he was too focused on the screen, soup splashed all over his face.

"..."