Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

As the saying goes, life is full of surprises. But ever since Jiu Jicai met Lin Shiye, she has come to understand that surprises are always just frights disguised as sweetness.

Her biggest wish now is world peace. Lin Shiye shut up, and Huiyao stays at home and doesn't run around.

However, God clearly did not hear her prayers.

"Colorful Leaves~"

Looking at the blonde girl waving happily at her from the school gate, Aya Sakura felt a headache coming on, especially since she had a demon in her arms at the same time.

"Caiye, you..." Lin Shiye took a few steps back, his pupils dilated in shock. He raised his finger, trembling, and pointed at Huiyao rushing towards him in the distance, asking incredulously.

"You're seeing someone off-campus? What about Luhua? What about me?!"

"Is our relationship really so insignificant?!"

He shouted so desperately that passing students cast strange glances at him, and some even took out their phones to watch the drama unfold.

"Keep your voice down." Caiye gritted her teeth and pinched the soft flesh on his waist.

"Don't portray me as a heartless woman who plays with people's feelings."

"What about our child?" Lin Shiye winced in pain, but still kept acting.

"What do you mean 'our child'! That's mine... no!" Caiye slapped her forehead, feeling her IQ being dragged down to the same level as Lin Shiye's, and then defeated by his rich experience.

She resignedly pointed to Huiyao, who was already hopping and skipping over.

"Look, it's her. I raised her with great difficulty, from her first poop to her last diaper."

Upon hearing this, Huiyao nodded vigorously like a chick pecking at rice, puffing out his little chest.

"Yes, yes! I'm Aya's cutest baby~"

After she finished speaking, she looked up and met Lin Shiye's heartbroken and pitying gaze.

"You've grown so big..." Lin Shiye's eyes were filled with tears, his voice gentle, and he lovingly reached out to rub Huiyao's golden fur.

"Time flies! You were just this little bit a couple of days ago, and I was already holding you."

Huiyao blinked blankly and thought for two seconds.

"...Dad, Dad?"

"Go to hell!!!"

Caiye, without any formal instruction, mastered the Knight's Kick and kicked Lin Shiye to the ground.

"Oh my god—how did you know that move…" Lin Shiye clutched his lower back, unable to get up again.

Caiye was too lazy to pay attention to this idiot, so she pushed Huiyao's shoulder and walked home, muttering incessantly like she was chanting a mantra.

"Didn't I tell you to stay home and not run around? What if you get kidnapped by some weirdo and sold to a coal mine? What if you get hit by a car? What if you get rabies from a cat or dog scratch? What if you get crushed by a flowerpot falling from the sky?"

Huiyao's eyes darted around as he was being read aloud, like mosquito coils.

"But...but Aya's not home and I'm so bored. I'm really going to die if I don't see Aya for even a little while QAQ"

As she spoke, she hugged Caiye's arm and swayed it back and forth, acting coquettishly.

"I'm really defeated by you." Aya sighed deeply, her tone softening.

"Go home."

"Oh..." Huiyao suddenly remembered something and abruptly pointed at Lin Shiye, who was still pretending to be a corpse on the ground.

"Isn't Dad coming home with us?"

"He's not my father!" Aya's voice suddenly rose eight octaves.

"Did you two have a fight?" Huiyao tilted his head, looking innocent and naive.

"He! Is! Not! Dad! Dad!" Caiye blushed.

…………

Tsukuyomi Virtual World.

Lin Shiye, lounging in a recliner like Ge You, held an ice-cold Coke in his hand, looking just like a retired old man. Huiyao, on the other hand, was jumping around him like a little rascal, gesturing wildly.

"The Yachiyo Cup?" Lin Shiye took a sip of cola and raised an eyebrow as he asked.

"You haven't been online these past two days, so you didn't know," Ayatsumi Roka explained.

"It's a competition only for streamers. The streamer who gains the most followers during the event will get to perform on stage with Yachiyo."

"Yeah, yeah!" Huiyao suddenly pounced on Lin Shiye, his eyes sparkling.

"Shiye, Shiye, you'll definitely help me, right!"

It has to be said that these two are practically on the same wavelength; they've known each other for less than half a day and are already as close as brothers.

"Where are you ranked now?" Lin Shiye sat up straight and asked.

"We're still a long way off." Aya sat on the sofa next to her, poking at the ice cubes in her glass, her tone somewhat dejected.

"This is impossible, right? Black Agate and his team will definitely be number one."

"Caiye is such a spoilsport~" Lin Shiye pointed at her without hesitation.

"That's right!" Huiyao immediately echoed, nodding frantically.

"Although Lord Teimei is indeed very powerful, Aya is also great!" Isayama Makoto whispered encouragingly from the side.

"Ha, mere black agate, nothing but a rabble." Lin Shiye slammed his hand on the table, spilling half a glass of cola.

He waved his hand and pointed his index finger to the sky, striking an extremely pretentious pose.

"Once I make my move, I will surely defeat them in one fell swoop!"

"As expected of Dad! He's so reliable!" Huiyao shouted, raising his arms, his eyes filled with admiration.

Caiye rolled her eyes.

"I'm asking you, Huiyao." Lin Shiye cleared his throat, rested his chin on his hands, and asked in a pretentious manner.

"Do you know what the fastest way to gain followers through live streaming is right now?"

"What is it? What is it?" Huiyao immediately knelt down properly on the ground, placing his hands on his knees, like a model student humbly seeking knowledge.

"It's abstract!" Lin Shiye said in a serious tone.

"Think about it, relying on looks can only attract a group of fickle fans who only care about appearances; relying on skills can only attract a small group of hardcore tech enthusiasts."

"These aren't sustainable solutions! Netizens are already tired of the same old aesthetics. Only abstract concepts can attract the most idle and energetic internet users! What are these entertaining users? They're the secret to internet traffic! They're the nuclear weapon for gaining followers!"

Huiyao listened in a daze, his eyes growing brighter and brighter.

"It means... to bring everyone lots and lots of smiles, right?" She suddenly realized and slapped her thigh.

"Master! I've understood!"

But after a couple of seconds of excitement, she bit her finger and frowned with a troubled expression.

"But... how do you make something abstract? Do I have to act like an idiot? But I don't know how to act like an idiot..."

"Silly girl~" Lin Shiye gently patted her head, his tone doting.

"You don't need to act, just be yourself."

"puff--"

Luhua and Zhenshi both spat out a mouthful of water at the same time, laughing so hard they slapped the table and couldn't straighten their backs.

Caiye looked up at the sky, unsure of what to say.

Destroy it, I'm tired.

And so, after a heated discussion among the group, a video was suddenly created.

After a night of fermentation, it garnered a large number of likes, attention, and shares.

The video opens with a smooth Hitchcock zoom, shoving Huiyao's fierce face, which screams "I'm super fierce," right in front of the viewer, making it hard to look away.

Then, a catchy background music started playing, and Huiyao strode around with an arrogant air, doing good deeds on the night streets with a straight face—helping an old lady cross the road, feeding stray cats sausages, etc.

Just when everyone thought it was just an ordinary positive video, something really unexpected happened.

The background music suddenly swelled to a climax, and several black and white photos flashed by quickly. Huiyao started her thunderous dance on the spot, especially the famous scene of her wiggling her butt. There were even two large light bulbs stuck on her butt, so bright that people couldn't open their eyes.

Netizen A: I like this!

Netizen B: At the scene, I was wearing hazard lights on my rear.

Netizen C: Get married!

Netizen D: Is there no one to look up for? That's interesting.

"..."