A miraculous doctor descended from the heavens.

Strange things happen every year, but this year seems to be especially bad; Gu Feng has encountered all sorts of bizarre and unusual things.

"Master Lei!" Gu Feng shouted in a deep voice.

"What? Is dinner ready?" Lei Ri's eyes finally moved, and he snapped out of his daze, blurting out this question. When he saw Gu Feng standing right in front of him, his mind went blank, and he sat bolt upright, his face contorted with shock. "Gu, what...what do you want?"

"What if I told you I'm here to send you on your way?" Gu Feng asked in a gloomy tone.

"I...I...I..." Lei Ri's fear deepened, and he trembled all over. Finally, he slumped against the headboard, utterly defeated. "What else can I do? I can only obediently go on my way. Gu, please be quick and don't make me suffer too much."

"Haha." Gu Feng laughed out loud, then sat down on the edge of the bed. "I originally thought you were ungrateful, but I didn't expect you to have some self-awareness. How about it? I couldn't sleep, and remembering you were still in the hospital, I came over to chat with you for a bit."

Lei Ri stared at Gu Feng in disbelief, his voice still trembling slightly: "You...you didn't come here to take my life?"

"Nonsense, if I wanted you dead, would I still be arguing with you until now? You would have been reporting to the King of Hell long ago." Gu Feng sneered.

Lei Ri remained silent.

"What, you have the guts to challenge me, but not the courage to even exchange a few words with me?" Gu Feng sneered.

"Who, who said I'm cowardly!" Lei Ri retorted stubbornly, then frowned, "A thousand cups of wine are not enough when drinking with a bosom friend, but even half a sentence is too much when talking to someone with whom you don't see eye to eye. We're clearly not on the same wavelength, and with my level of understanding, I really can't think of anything we could talk about."

"Let's just chat casually, I'm too bored to sleep anyway," Gu Feng said listlessly.

Why are you causing trouble here if you can't sleep?

Don't you know that disturbing someone's rest is tantamount to murder for money?

Lei Ri really wanted to spit in Gu Feng's face, but after being thrown twice by Gu Feng, his bones were sore and he couldn't be stubborn anymore.

"Master Lei, I've thrown you twice, don't you hate me?" Gu Feng deliberately brought up the very thing he didn't want to say.

"I hate you, but can I beat you?" Lei Ri said in a muffled voice.

"Haha, I love hearing that." Gu Feng seemed to be deliberately provoking him.

Upon hearing this, Lei Ri became somewhat annoyed: "Hey Gu, if you're really bored, I can lend you two hundred yuan. Go out and find a prostitute to relieve your pent-up desires. I will never report you to the young lady. But don't come here to provoke me. My injuries haven't healed yet, and the self-esteem you crushed is still scattered all over the place."

Gu Feng's eyes widened in surprise; this Hall Master Lei actually had some skill in speaking. He raised an eyebrow slightly: "Oh? So delicate? I don't think I used much force."

"Hmph, stop being so self-righteous. The injury I'm talking about wasn't inflicted by you, it was left by those girls last night. Who do you think you are? Even if you can hurt me physically, you can't hurt my heart," Lei Ri said irritably.

"A few girls?" Gu Feng looked him up and down, his face full of suspicion.

"What? You doubt my abilities?" Lei Ri's face flushed slightly, but he didn't forget to boast, "Last night, right here in this ward, I took on five girls single-handedly. Those girls were all crying for their parents. I was incredibly brave, fighting until the sky darkened, the earth lost its color, and the sun and moon disappeared. If you don't believe me, you can ask Lan Mei, the head of the Lan Clan. She was watching from the sidelines, and she was completely stunned."

"Oh?" Gu Feng raised his eyebrows again, his face full of doubt.

"What, you don't believe me? Should I call Master Lan over for a face-to-face confrontation?" Lei Ri was incredibly nervous, but his demeanor and tone were incredibly convincing. He even took out his phone, as if he would immediately call Lan Mei if Gu Feng didn't believe him.

"Hehe, there's no need to make such a fuss to verify whether you're exaggerating or not. I'll just take your pulse and I'll know." Gu Feng said, reaching out to feel his pulse with one hand.

Lei Ri watched helplessly as Gu Feng's demonic claw reached out towards him, but he stubbornly did not dodge.

It wasn't that he didn't want to hide; it was that he knew he couldn't hide at all.

Little did he know that Gu Feng was just as weak as he was at that moment.

If he really wanted to hide, and he did try, he absolutely could have avoided it.

Unfortunately, he was already terrified by Gu Feng's terrifying skills and could only watch helplessly as Gu Feng grabbed his wrist.

It looked as if Gu Feng was actually taking Lei Ri's pulse.

Three fingers rested on her wrist, her eyes slightly closed, quiet and still. But Lei Ri dared not let his guard down for a moment; his heart was pounding.

Because he knew all too well the methods of this future son-in-law; if he wanted to, his hand bones could be crushed to pieces at any time.

At this moment, he was extremely uneasy.

Several minutes passed, and Lei Ri's fears did not materialize. Gu Feng very mercifully released his grip.

"Master Lei, you're exaggerating a bit. Judging from your pulse, you're clearly weak, have kidney deficiency, and premature ejaculation. You think you can take on five people at once? Heh." Gu Feng finished speaking with a smile.

"You're the one who's weak, you're the one with kidney deficiency, you're the one with premature ejaculation! Your whole family is weak, has kidney deficiency, and suffers from premature ejaculation! I'll call Master Lan over right now!" Lei Ri was furious and embarrassed, so he picked up his phone and dialed a few numbers.

But I stopped halfway through pressing it—not because I was afraid, but because there was really no need for it.

He had a better way to prove his abilities. He tapped away on the screen, then tossed the phone in front of Gu Feng. "See for yourself!"

Gu Feng picked it up and looked at it; the image on the screen was even more appalling.

However, Lei Ri was not lying!

"Master Lei, this is outrageous!" Gu Feng reprimanded him with a stern face, but his eyes did not forget to scrutinize the video recorded on his phone with extremely focused attention.

"Hmph, now you believe me, right?" Lei Ri was not ashamed at all, his face full of smugness.

"Master Lei, are these people really hospital nurses?" Gu Feng asked again.

"With money, you can even hire ghosts to push the millstone, let alone a few nurses," Lei Ri said shamelessly.

"That makes sense," Gu Feng nodded, then said calmly, "However, while money is absolutely essential, it's not everything. These women in the video are all highly skilled and professional, wearing high heels, red nail polish, and heavy makeup—you want me to believe they're nurses at this hospital? Master Lei, do you think I'm a three-year-old?"

Lei Ri's face immediately turned pale with embarrassment, and after a long while, he awkwardly said, "You son of a bitch, you really have a sharp eye. These people are definitely not from the hospital; they are some of the top courtesans under Master Lan Mei."

Gu Feng held his phone upside down, looking at it as if he had never seen anyone else broadcasting live before.

"Alright, alright, have you seen enough? Give it back to me." Lei Ri shouted, reaching out to snatch the phone from Gu Feng's hand. But halfway there, he recoiled as if electrocuted—he caught sight of Gu Feng's slightly gloomy expression.

If I remember correctly, Gu Feng's expression always darkened slightly before he was about to throw him. So even if he were given a water tank as a scapegoat, he wouldn't dare to act recklessly again.

"This is evidence of your crimes, I've confiscated it." Gu Feng waved Lei Ri's phone and continued, "I have to take it out and look at it from time to time to remind myself—I must never be as corrupt and degenerate as you."