A miraculous doctor descended from the heavens.
Chapter 226 The Amazing Nurse
The doctor's office was empty, not a soul in sight, but in the nurses' station just a wall away, a nurse was sitting there, busy with her work.
Gu Feng didn't know the nurse's name.
All he remembered was that the woman was quite voluptuous.
According to the aesthetic standards of the Liao Dynasty at that time, plumpness, a round and round figure, a large bottom and big ears were considered beautiful, after all, they were signs of being fertile.
However, in modern times, especially according to Gu Feng's own standards for judging women, this figure is a bit too much—it's not fat where it should be, but fat where it shouldn't be.
The nurse probably felt the same way, and was currently preparing for her weight loss journey—head down, wolfing down a plate of stir-fried beef noodles.
You need to eat your fill to have the energy to lose weight; it seems this nurse has truly grasped the concept.
The door to the nurses' station was open, and Gu Feng was standing in the doorway.
He, who never had the habit of knocking, was forced to knock this time.
Perhaps Gu Feng's knocking was too soft, or perhaps the nurse's ears were too sharp; she didn't even look up and continued eating happily as usual.
This was the first time I'd knocked so politely, but I never expected to be so thoroughly rejected—they completely ignored me.
Gu Feng patiently knocked a few more times.
Finally, the slightly overweight nurse raised her head, glanced at Gu Feng with utter indifference and haste, and then lowered her head again.
Clearly, a handsome guy like Gu Feng wasn't as appealing to her as the stir-fried beef noodles.
While delicacies from land and sea are delicious, not everyone can enjoy them.
Instead of worrying about those unrealistic things, a plate of stir-fried beef noodles would be more practical—the nurse thought with great self-awareness.
"Nurse..." Gu Feng finally couldn't help but speak.
"What do you want?" the nurse asked without looking up.
"I—" Gu Feng was about to explain his purpose.
The nurse interrupted him rudely, cutting him off: "The doctor is resting, and the nurses are busy. Please go to the emergency room for treatment; visiting is not allowed. If you have nothing else to do, please leave."
The nurse kept using the word "please" in her speech, but there was not a hint of politeness in her tone.
The meaning couldn't be clearer—get lost.
More obviously, the slightly overweight nurse wasn't startled by the sudden appearance of a handsome man in the middle of the night; she was simply annoyed that her weight loss efforts had been interrupted.
Gu Feng was annoyed and said sternly, "Nurse, this kind of service attitude is unacceptable these days."
"Then tell me, what should my attitude be?"
The nurse slammed down her chopsticks, jumped up, and glared at him angrily, her eyes practically screaming that she wanted to devour Gu Feng like a piece of stir-fried beef noodles.
Gu Feng hadn't expected this chubby girl to be so hot-tempered despite her young age. Although somewhat guilty, he still forced himself to say, "You... at least wait until I finish speaking, right?"
Seeing that Gu Feng didn't dare to make a fuss anymore, the nurse's eyes flashed with a hint of smugness and disdain: "Speak up if you have something to say, or shut up if you have something to say. I don't have time to serve you."
"I think--"
"You shouldn't even think about it. I've already said, no visits allowed!" the nurse said firmly and resolutely.
It seems that she has already gained experience from seeing countless people; before Gu Feng even raised his tail, she already knew whether he needed to poop or pee.
Gu Feng was utterly exasperated: "Nurse, your attitude is very problematic."
"What's wrong with me?" the nurse asked confidently.
Gu Feng scrutinized her from head to toe. Her face was fair, but covered in freckles; her breasts were large, but somewhat sagging; and her waist was even worse—it was flat and shapeless, like a gas cylinder; and further down…
Gu Feng couldn't bear to look any longer; only one adjective remained—utterly horrific.
He shook his head and sighed, "There's something wrong with me from head to toe."
"What did you say?!" The nurse almost jumped up.
"Okay, I'll be blunt. You're fat, and your temper is just like your build."
Gu Feng generally doesn't insult people, but when he does, it can be deadly.
The nurse wasn't afraid of anything except people saying she was fat.
That's why she's never been able to find a boyfriend.
Upon hearing this, she immediately flew into a rage, grabbed the metal medical record folder, and charged at Gu Feng, pointing it directly at him: "Who are you calling fat? Say it again if you dare!"
Judging by her imposing manner, if Gu Feng dared to say another word, she would immediately kick him.
Good men usually don't fight with women, but Gu Feng never intended to be a good man, especially since this woman was far too ruthless. If he backed down now, people would think he was easy to bully.
He then solemnly reiterated: "You dare to be fat, but you won't let others say so?"
"You bastard! If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, go masturbate yourself instead of coming here to flirt with me. You're just asking for a beating!" the nurse cursed, raising the medical record folder as if to slap it down on Gu Feng's head.
Gu Feng also extended two fingers and put them together, intending to make her stand as punishment all night, and at the same time help her lose weight.
"Sister Hua!" A startled cry came from the doorway of the nurses' station.
The nurse and Gu Feng looked over at the same time and saw a pretty figure standing there. Although her face was still sleepy, it could not hide her extraordinary and refreshing beauty.
"Xiaoya, you've come at the perfect time! Come on, come help me deal with this scoundrel!" The nurse excitedly invited the girl who had suddenly appeared to be her accomplice.
The girl looked up at the "rascal" that Sister Hua was pointing to, her face immediately changed, and she exclaimed, "Doctor, it's you?!"
"That's me, isn't it?" Gu Feng replied irritably.
He recognized the nurse who appeared later; wasn't she Liu Shiya, the one who had tried to stand up for him in the hospital lobby that day but failed, and who had held up his surgical gown in the operating room but ended up being taken advantage of?
"Is he an employee of this hospital?" Sister Hua asked in a low voice.
"Yes. The bullet removal surgery that happened in our department that day was performed by this doctor," Liu Shiya explained.
Sister Hua's expression immediately turned extremely awkward. After a long pause, she finally forced a grin, revealing a piece of green vegetable sticking out from between her teeth.
She awkwardly put down her medical record folder: "Doctor, really, you should have said so earlier if you were a staff member of this hospital."
As soon as she finished speaking, before Gu Feng and Liu Shiya could react, she had already darted into the nurses' duty room inside.
Of course, she didn't forget to grab the half-eaten stir-fried beef noodles as well.
Gu Feng was completely speechless.
Who are these people?
She takes her anger out on others when she has her period.
Liu Shiya was awakened from her sleep by the sound of Hua Jie and Gu Feng arguing, but she still didn't quite know what had happened.
Seeing Sister Hua slip away with a strange expression, he couldn't help but misunderstand and hesitantly asked, "Doctor, you... came to see me?"
Liu Shiya is stunningly beautiful, so naturally, she has no shortage of suitors.
Our hospital has medical students, full-time doctors, and patients from other hospitals... enough to fill several companies.
Gu Feng was also unfortunately included among them.
If he were in a good mood, Gu Feng might have gone along with it and teased her a bit. But after being disgusted by that chubby girl several times, he was in no mood for anything, and his face was completely expressionless!
"What do you want? I'm looking for Lei Ri. Can you help me find out which room he's staying in?"
This time it was Liu Shiya's turn to be frustrated.
She had even planned out how to respond, but she hadn't expected to completely misunderstand—the man wasn't interested in her at all. A blush crept across her face; it seemed she had overestimated her charm.
"Mr. Lei Ri is in room 52," Liu Shiya replied in a low voice.
"Oh." Gu Feng didn't even say thank you after hearing that, and turned to leave. Liu Shiya was left alone, staring blankly at his retreating figure.
When he arrived at the door of ward 52, Gu Feng didn't even bother to knock and just pushed the door open and went in.
Lei Ri lay on the hospital bed, still awake, lying there stiffly with his eyes wide open, staring at the ceiling without moving an inch.
Lei Ri's appearance startled Gu Feng. If it weren't for the fact that his chest was still heaving, he would have thought the man was already dead.
"Cough." Gu Feng coughed lightly, thinking that he would come back to his senses, but he was still lying there motionless, as if his soul had already left his body and he was just a walking corpse.
"Cough!" Gu Feng coughed heavily again, the sound echoing through the ward. That damned Lei Ri still didn't react at all.
Upon closer inspection, Gu Feng's expression changed.
This is unbelievable! This guy is someone you wouldn't find even once in ten thousand people who sleeps with his eyes open!
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