Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

24

"What kind of amazing products does he use? How does he manage to have such radiant skin?"

After saying that, the three women sighed with envy.

"Sigh, why isn't my butt as white as theirs?"

"Seriously, there's no comparison!"

Upon hearing this, everyone else in the courtyard burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

They all pointed at Xu Damao, laughing so hard they were slapping their thighs, as if they had heard the biggest joke in the world.

As Xu Damao listened to the laughter, his face gradually turned pale.

In the end, his entire face froze.

His whole body was shaking violently, as if he had contracted some unbearable illness.

He was indeed feeling terrible right now, and he was truly suffering from the bottom of his heart.

It's not the physical pain that hurts, it's the emotional pain that hurts more than being beaten.

Xu Damao felt like picking up a rock from the ground and hitting himself hard on the forehead.

I might as well just knock myself out.

That way, he wouldn't have to force himself to face such an embarrassing situation.

Compared to being surrounded and laughed at here, having a bump on my head is nothing.

Besides feeling ashamed, Xu Damao was mostly angry.

These people clearly saw him defecating, but instead of moving away, they gathered around him to watch the spectacle and make sarcastic remarks.

He felt so ashamed he wanted to disappear into the ground.

Xu Damao was so angry he wanted to tear everyone present to pieces.

But he couldn't do it.

Why?

Because he was sitting naked on the chamber pot, pooping right now.

I don't know what happened today, but the urge to poop just came on suddenly and I couldn't hold it in at all.

"Crackling and popping"

The ground gushed out of his buttocks and fell into the bucket.

Under these circumstances, even if Xu Damao was furious and wanted to bite these people to death, what could he do?

What can he do?

Are you suggesting he yell "You bunch!" at the same time?

In front of everyone, with his pants hanging up to his ankles and his two bare, white buttocks exposed, he was making "slapping" noises.

Pooping on the ground?

At a time like this, what good is it if he yells the loudest?

What's the use of Xu Damao cursing so fiercely?

People listened to him yelling while watching him squat there naked, defecating.

Forget about any deterrent effect; people should be grateful if they laugh themselves silly!

So even though Xu Damao's lungs are about to explode, he can only hold it in.

Not even half of it came out.

In no time, his face turned a deep liver color.

That burning anger churned in his chest, making his internal organs feel like they were about to be cooked.

Ahhhhh!

That could really drive him crazy!

Xu Damao was furious, his whole body trembling with rage.

But those are all things that need to be kept inside.

He didn't show a single trace of it on his face.

There wasn't even a hint of excitement on his face.

He just sat there blankly on the chamber pot.

His pants were pulled down to his ankles, exposing his bare buttocks.

"Crackling" sounds coming from his mouth

Pull the ground outwards.

One pull and a huge puddle appears!

It looks like a wooden stake; it could fall over with a gust of wind.

It's incredibly fragile.

Even though Xu Damao was in a sorry state, none of the people in the Red Star Courtyard pitied him.

Instead, he slapped his thigh and got even more excited.

They wanted to kick Xu Damao again.

The worse he suffers, the happier I am!

A group of people were poking and whispering about Xu Damao.

He burst into laughter.

Poke where it hurts the most.

The goal is to make Xu Damao suffer even more pain.

This is the style of Hongxing Courtyard!

"Hahaha! Look at Xu Damao's poop, how come there's so much? How long has it been since he last pooped? Oh my god!"

"Absolutely! But what I'm most curious about are his two big, white buttocks! They're really something!"

"And what about that? Xu Damao's thing looks so small, could it be that it's not working?"

"Oh my, you know what, Xu Damao's crotch is really small, is he really not good enough?"

A group of people surrounded Xu Damao, asking if his buttocks were white or not.

And what about those two ounces of meat at the bottom?

They argued back and forth, creating a lively scene.

In his excitement, someone reached out and touched it.

I picked up that thing and weighed it in my hand.

Finally, this group of people came to a conclusion.

That is--

Xu Damao's buttocks are really white.

Xu Damao's thing is too small; he's probably really not up to par.

As soon as these words came out...

Everyone in the Hongxing Courtyard burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! That's hilarious!"

"Xu Damao has a white butt, but his thing isn't up to par!"

This group of people were talking amongst themselves, completely disregarding Xu Damao.

In their mouths, Xu Damao was just like an object, something to be teased and made fun of at will.

Those words were full of disdain and contempt.

Waves of mockery crashed down on Xu Damao like a tidal wave.

Xu Damao felt like he was being drowned by this situation; his face was full of pain, and even breathing became difficult.

He had been holding it in for too long, and finally reached his limit.

Xu Damao exploded!

He yelled at the top of his lungs, "Shut the fuck up! Anyone who looks at my ass again, anyone who stares at my thing, I'm not finished with them!"

"Who says I can't? I'm better than anyone! I'll steal your spouses away and make you live like turtles!"

"Ugh! I'm so angry! Everyone close your eyes, no one is allowed to laugh!"

In one breath, Xu Damao poured out all the words that had been pent up in his heart.

His voice was filled with overwhelming anger.

Normally, his shout would be enough to calm things down.

But now?

He pulled his pants down to his knees, squatted naked over the urinal, and was urinating loudly.

The ground was running watery.

This appearance, coupled with that angry roar, not only lacked any deterrent effect, but also made it even more ridiculous.

Can you imagine?

A man squatting on a pile of excrement and urine, roaring.

This scene is utterly absurd.

Hahaha!

The people in the courtyard laughed even harder when they saw this.

They were all clutching their stomachs, unable to straighten their backs, pointing at Xu Damao, laughing so hard they were almost out of breath.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Good heavens, how can something so ridiculous happen!"

"Xu Damao is hilarious!"

Xu Damao discovered that his shouting not only failed to scare the people, but actually made them laugh even harder.

He was so angry he felt like his lungs were going to explode.

He was panting heavily, his eyes were so wide they looked like they were about to pop out, and they were bloodshot.

It looked terrifying, like a lion ready to devour someone at any moment.

The next second, he was about to completely lose control.

Xu Damao was completely going all out at this point.

He slapped his thigh hard, gritted his teeth, and swept his gaze fiercely over everyone present.

If you've lived to this point, and you're still hiding your head and pretending nothing's wrong, you're just deceiving yourself.

Pretending nothing happened and hiding in a safe zone is indeed much easier than facing the humiliation and then fighting back.

But Xu Damao could no longer hold on.

He finally mustered his strength and pulled himself out of that self-deceiving shell.

In his own script, the first step of the counterattack should be like this—

He proudly pulled up his pants, covering his two white buttocks and his crotch completely.

The second step was to raise his hand and punch the three women!

It's all because of this old man that so many people have come to watch him make a fool of himself.

If only one of the three aunties saw him pooping, he would accept it.

But she did something else; she summoned a whole bunch of people to watch him squat on the bucket to relieve himself.

That's incredibly unethical.

Xu Damao already hated her to the core.

Therefore, this old woman must pay the price.

He had to throw this punch to vent his anger.

Xu Damao had already planned out the third step.

Those who conspired to make fun of him in the Hongxing Courtyard will all be caught in the crossfire.

Beat them one by one.

Each person received a punch, making them cry for their parents.

Only in this way can he vent all the anger in Xu Damao's heart.

This was his grand revenge plan.

He had thought it through perfectly, and he was going to do it right away.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao curled his lips and sneered, revealing a ruthless edge.

Then he braced himself with his hands, pulled up his pants, and stood up.

But he forgot—

He was even sitting on the chamber pot.

The bucket was too small to support his size.

Besides, he had been squatting on the bucket for so long that his legs were already numb and he couldn't feel them anymore.

Once I stood up, my legs wouldn't obey me at all.

They're like two wooden stakes, completely useless.

"Clatter!"

He fell headfirst down.

It landed face down in the urinal.

When Ding Qiunan handed him the bucket, it was perfectly clean.

But now, it's full of his excrement and urine, smelly and filthy.

The bucket tipped over when he lifted it.

A torrent of excrement and urine poured down his head, soaking him completely.

Xu Damao was completely stunned.

A warm, sticky substance flowed down from the top of his head—his hair, face, neck, chest, all the way down.

In an instant, he turned into a pile of excrement.

Nobody expected this to happen.

Everyone in the courtyard was stunned.

The most foolish one is Xu Damao himself.

He reached up and wiped his face.

All I could touch was my own excrement and urine.

The smell was indescribable, disgusting to the core.

What's worse, he produced all of this himself!

This is the most outrageous one.

"vomit--"

Xu Damao smelled the stench of feces all over his body and looked at his hands, which were covered in that stuff.

Then imagine yourself covered in poop.

He vomited with a loud "whoosh".

His face turned blue from vomiting, and the veins in his neck bulged out.

"Ugh! Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

He vomited up almost all of his bile.

But that wasn't what truly broke him down.

It was his grand plan.

The first step was disastrous!

The first step!

He just wanted to pull his pants up.

I don't want my bottom and my big baby to keep getting exposed to the elements.

It's something for others to see and laugh at.

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that!

Why is God torturing him like this?

Why are you being so cruel to him?!

Xu Damao felt increasingly aggrieved the more he thought about it.

He felt that his current predicament was entirely due to divine intervention.

Xu Damao has such a hard life!

too bitter!

God, why are you doing this to me?

Why even something as simple as pulling up your pants?

They had to make his legs go numb, and finally make him fall into excrement and urine.

Oh oh oh!

Xu Damao was genuinely howling.

I'm so ashamed of my own stupidity.