Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

23

"It seems I wronged you, Xu Damao. You're a good person."

I apologize; I was overthinking things.

After hearing this, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief, finally feeling a huge weight lifted from his heart.

He was secretly pleased with himself—a little girl is a little girl, she believed a few nice words.

Ha, with such limited skills, you think you can fight Xu Damao?

Ding Qiunan will be completely fooled by him sooner or later.

Xu Damao's mind was filled with those filthy thoughts.

Who knew what would happen next?

Ding Qiunan suddenly said with a smile, "In that case, Xu Damao, you should go and take care of it by the urinal."

"If you really didn't have any ulterior motives, then your stomachache is genuine. Since you're feeling unwell, don't hold it in, go get it done quickly!"

"Xu Damao, what are you standing there for? Hurry up!"

Xu Damao was completely stunned.

How did we end up back to pooping on a chamber pot again?

Can't we just not bring the chamber pot?

He quickly waved his hand: "Hey, let's discuss the chamber pot issue again."

"Well... I... um..."

But before he could finish speaking...

Ding Qiunan's face immediately darkened.

It was as cold as ice crystals.

She frowned, staring at Xu Damao, and said, "If you don't use the urinal, then you're hiding something and trying to take advantage of me!"

"I'm never talking to you again!"

After saying that, she turned to leave again.

Xu Damao was so frightened he almost lost his soul.

If Ding Qiunan leaves, how will he carry out his plans?!

This is a major event for Xu Damao for the rest of his life!

Xu Damao never expected Ding Qiunan to be like this girl.

She looks quite innocent.

But when they get stubborn, it can be really deadly.

Just like the chamber pot issue, it's something you can't get around no matter what.

Xu Damao muttered to himself.

It seems that if I don't go along with Ding Qiunan's wishes today...

He actually defecated on that urinal to prove that he hadn't taken advantage of her.

I didn't have any bad intentions towards her.

Ding Qiunan will keep bringing this up.

Then Xu Damao's plans will all fall through.

Everything else will fall through too.

Absolutely not!

Xu Damao thought of this.

He gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and slapped his thigh.

do my best!

He quickly shouted to Ding Qiunan, "I'll pull! I'll pull, okay?"

"I'll poop right here on this chamber pot, okay? Ding, please don't ignore me."

"I'm going to poop right now!"

After saying that, Xu Damao looked miserable.

He dawdled as he walked to the chamber pot.

I was just about to unbuckle my belt.

Ding Qiunan quickly covered her eyes and turned away.

I'm afraid of seeing things I shouldn't see, or getting a sty.

He muttered to himself, "Xu Damao, don't worry, I will never peek at you."

"You can focus on handling your important matter."

"I specially picked this chamber pot; I guarantee it will make your bowel movements smooth and easy!"

As she spoke, she almost burst out laughing.

Hey.

It's really interesting how they're messing with Xu Damao.

Over there, Xu Damao had already taken his pants down.

Squatting on the urinal, he opened it like a floodgate opening.

Even he himself couldn't understand it.

I clearly didn't mean it that way at first.

But as soon as you sit on the edge of the bucket, that energy comes through.

That's exactly what Ding Qiunan said.

It runs incredibly smoothly.

"Ugh—"

Xu Damao let out a comfortable groan.

But just then, the three older women strolled over from around the corner.

She was just passing by.

I took only two steps, and a foul stench immediately filled my nostrils.

The three women covered their noses, their brows furrowing in disgust.

"What's that smell? Who's so rude?"

"Taking a dump in broad daylight? Aren't you ashamed?"

"Who on earth is the scoundrel? Seriously!"

As he spoke, he didn't stop walking and continued to creep towards them.

The third aunt's eyesight wasn't very good; she couldn't see things in the distance very clearly.

But Xu Damao had sharp ears and had heard her movements long ago.

He has good eyesight and recognized her as the Third Aunt at a glance.

His face instantly looked as if someone had stepped on it, and his features contorted into a mask of pain.

His eyes were wide open like saucers, filled with panic.

He opened his mouth and shouted:

"Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!"

His underwear is now pulled down to his ankles, and his buttocks are exposed.

He's squatting on the chamber pot, pooping!

Who are the three aunties?

The loudspeaker was famous throughout the entire Hongxing Courtyard.

If she manages to catch even the slightest bit of gossip, the entire neighborhood will know about it within a day.

Even the candied hawthorn vendor at the alley entrance couldn't escape.

If she saw me squatting on a urinal and pooping in broad daylight with my butt exposed.

That would be terrible!

All the face Xu Damao had built up over the years was completely destroyed in an instant!

Xu Damao screamed in panic:

"Please don't come any closer!"

But it was too late.

The three women had already walked up to us.

His eyes widened, and he finally saw the scene before him clearly.

She pointed at Xu Damao, her finger trembling for a long time, before screaming:

"Xu Damao, have you no shame! Taking your pants down and defecating in a urinal in broad daylight!"

"You're such a grown man, aren't you ashamed?! You're a complete beast! Aren't you afraid that young girls will see you and learn bad habits from you!"

"Xu Damao, you, you, you—I don't even know what to say to you, you really are..."

The three women racked their brains for a long time, but couldn't think of a suitable word.

Suddenly blurted out:

"Xu Damao, your butt is quite white."

As soon as these words came out...

Not only was Xu Damao himself dumbfounded.

Even Ding Qiunan, who was standing next to him, was stunned.

Honestly, Xu Damao's butt is indeed quite white.

It's white and tender, without a single scar.

The two pieces of white tofu looked quite tender.

But it was precisely when he was squatting there taking a dump that it was exposed, it was simply unbearable to look at.

Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, then swallowed hard.

He looked at the old woman with pleading eyes, his voice low and imploring, "Auntie, I'm begging you, please? You saw it, you saw it, but please don't tell anyone. I'll give you anything you want, I really mean it. You can ask for anything, just don't tell anyone!"

At this point, Xu Damao's backside was still hanging in the air.

Suddenly, my stomach cramped.

A lump of warm stuff just fell down.

The three women saw it all clearly.

"Thump—"

That was the sound of Xu Damao's excrement falling into the urinal.

He glanced down, and a wave of shame washed over him.

Xu Damao wished he could die on the spot.

He covered his head, screaming inwardly, desperately trying to shake off the embarrassment.

That's so embarrassing.

It's utterly humiliating.

God, please give him a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Xu Damao's life is over!

"vomit--"

The three women stared at the fresh-looking thing, but then smelled the stench of feces filling the room, and couldn't help but gag.

"vomit--"

She completely ignored Xu Damao's pleas.

Who is her third aunt?

He was a well-known know-it-all in the Hongxing Courtyard.

Some people say she's a loudmouth, so what?

The key is that she can't accept this title for nothing.

Xu Damao's beautiful dream was destined to be shattered.

Thinking of this, the three women shouted at the top of their lungs, "Oh my! Everyone come and see! Xu Damao is taking a dump here! Squatting on the urinal in broad daylight, his pants are all down, it's disgusting! By the way, his butt is so white, like soft tofu!"

Don't miss it, come and take a look!

After that shout, Xu Damao was completely dumbfounded.

Then I panicked.

Without saying a word, he was about to pull up his pants and run away.

I absolutely cannot let the people in the courtyard see me in this state.

Otherwise, Xu Damao will never be able to hold his head up again in his lifetime.

As soon as he had this idea...

The three aunties seemed to have expected this.

The three women grabbed Xu Damao and pinned him down, not giving him a chance to move.

Not to mention pulling up your pants.

This old lady is really strong.

Xu Damao's strength was no match for his.

In no time, all the residents of Hongxing Courtyard arrived.

This time, it can be said that they came out in full force.

From eighty-year-old men to toddlers who have just learned to walk.

Everyone ran to watch Xu Damao squatting on the urinal to defecate.

There was another group of people who came specifically to see Xu Damao's tender buttocks.

Normally, when the people in the courtyard heard the third aunt shouting at the top of her lungs, they would immediately stop them.

They all jolted awake.

They immediately got excited.

The third auntie, when it gets hot, loves to invite everyone to watch together.

Everyone has figured out her temperament.

This time, the three aunties really stumbled upon a big commotion.

Xu Damao squats on the urinal to defecate?

This is absolutely outrageous!

If they hadn't come to join in the fun...

Even if you're dead and lying in your coffin, you still have to get up and slap yourself twice.

I'll make you miss the show!

Without saying a word, the group of people...

He took off running that way.

Some people even wear their clothes inside out.

Big white buttocks

The people in the courtyard surrounded Xu Damao, gesturing and pointing at him.

He laughed very loudly.

Xu Damao listened to the laughter and looked at the people staring at him.

I just felt a chill on my buttocks.

"Pat-pat-pat!"

He kept pooping into the urinal.

Once that energy came over him, he simply couldn't hold it in.

At this moment, Xu Damao was completely dumbfounded.

He thought that perhaps death would be a relief.

Then you won't have to face such an embarrassing scene.

God, please take him away quickly!

Xu Damao hunched his neck, his head almost buried in his chest.

It looks exactly like a turtle hiding its head.

It seems like this is how you can avoid this embarrassing situation.

This was a huge blow, and Xu Damao simply couldn't take it.

The shame was suffocating him.

He could only hide like this.

Pretending to shrink back, as if none of this existed.

Anyone with eyes could see that Xu Damao was about to collapse.

Most people would probably still care about saving face.

There's no need to push someone to their death.

But the people in the Hongxing Courtyard are different.

They just want others to suffer.

Now Xu Damao has suffered such a huge setback.

If they don't go up and stomp on it.

Add insult to injury.

Then you don't deserve to be a member of the Red Star Courtyard!

The group of people became more and more excited as they watched Xu Damao's pathetic and embarrassed appearance.

As soon as the third aunt raised her voice, she seemed to be injected with chicken blood. She slapped her thigh and pointed at Xu Damao, shouting.

"Hey everyone, take a look! Isn't Xu Damao's squatting posture quite a sight?"

"I think it's quite impressive, especially those two buttocks, they're as white as peeled eggs, even more tender than a young girl's!"