My absurd experiences in North America over the years

"Who the hell are you?"

When the two arrived at Odovia's ex-boyfriend Cook's house, unsurprisingly, he cursed them repeatedly.

"Miss Odovia's private bodyguard."

Li Fu replied calmly, while simultaneously shielding the startled Odovia behind him.

Cook was even angrier, especially since there were cameras filming, which made him mistakenly believe that Odovia was trying to gather evidence to sue him.

"Calm down, calm down, I just want Pearl back," Odovia said timidly from behind Li Fu, knowing her ex-boyfriend had violent tendencies.

Pearl is the name she gave to the kitten.

However, how could someone with violent tendencies like Cook remain calm at this moment?

He shoved Li Fu roughly, raising his fist the size of a sandbag, and said, "I don't care who you are, stay away from her."

"Miss Oddovia, you saw it yourself, he struck first..."

Li Fu handed the camera to Odovia, which contained both his footage and evidence.

Of course, he certainly didn't want to take this to the police station, because he was an undocumented immigrant, and he didn't know what would happen to Cook if it went to the police station; he would definitely be in trouble.

"What? You want a duel?"

Seeing Li Fu's posture, Cook became even more interested, clenching his fists and showing off his muscles.

It must be said, this man is indeed a big guy.

Li Fu, who is 185cm tall, looks half a head shorter than him. His muscular physique weighs at least 100 kilograms, and he is much larger than him.

The key point is that Cook, despite his young age, has started growing a beard, his face is full of fierce features, and he looks incredibly savage at first glance.

Seeing this, Odovia started to have second thoughts. "Let's just forget about it!"

She tugged at Li Fu's arm, feeling it was too dangerous.

Forget it? Of course not.

If we just let it go like this, what's the point of him being a bodyguard in the future? No one will even read the footage.

"It's alright, just take a few steps back," Li Fu said nonchalantly.

What are you pretending for if you don't have a gun? Does having big muscles make a difference?

If it's all about big muscles, then future combat sports competitions might as well become bodybuilding contests.

He stretched his arms and legs briefly, then reiterated, "We're here just to get Pearl back. Logically and emotionally, you're in the wrong. What kind of person takes someone else's cat after a breakup?"

He does try to reason with people, but if they are uncooperative, he also knows a little about martial arts.

"God is my witness, if you don't fucking shut up, I'll break your damn leg."

Li Fu was fine until he mentioned that word, which was like setting off a powder keg, making the other party mistakenly believe that he and Odovia were very close.

Cook roared as he charged forward, his fist, the size of a sandbag, aimed at Li Fu's face.

Odovia screamed in fright; she had seen with her own eyes that a punch could crack a wooden table.

She was afraid that Li Fu would be knocked flying.

However, it is not.

To Li Fu, Cook's attack was like slow motion. He turned his head to dodge Cook's punch, and at the same time, he prepared his shoulder and delivered a powerful shoulder strike to Cook.

This is a deadly move in Bajiquan. Even though he didn't use his full strength, Cook was still thrown more than two meters away, his back hit the wall, and then his body slowly fell to the ground against the wall.

Cook looked incredulous, but his brows were furrowed in pain. He tried to open his mouth but couldn't make a sound; his chest was in so much pain that he could hardly breathe.

Odovia was so frightened that she covered her eyes with her hands, not daring to look, but then she heard Li Fu's voice, "Go get your cat now!"

He maintained his nonchalant demeanor, as if a single blow could knock down a 195cm tall, 100kg strong man, and it was nothing to mention.

Odovia opened her eyes and saw Cook sitting against the wall, clutching his chest, looking very pained.

She was immediately astonished. "Oh my god, what just happened?"

She carefully passed by Cook, picked up Pearl who was locked in a cage in the inner room, and hurried back to Li Fu's side.

Cook recovered somewhat by then.

He leaned against the wall to stand up. "Kung fu? You know kung fu?"

His eyes were filled with awe.

The United States reveres strength and individualism, and those with violent tendencies would never dare to raise their fists against someone far stronger than themselves.

Their targets of violence are more often the vulnerable.

"Brother, one must always accept parting with equanimity. Let the past be the past; forcing it will only bring misfortune," Li Fu said, before leaving with Odovia.

Cook watched their retreating figures with a slump, doing nothing.

This incident caused a huge uproar in Odovia's mind. She never expected that the bodyguard she hired for twenty dollars would actually be a genuine kung fu master.

To express her gratitude, she insisted on treating Li Fu to a meal.

To be honest, Odovia is a typical Western beauty. She may look a little older than her actual age, but she is still only nineteen or twenty years old. She is tall, has a full bust, and is quite good in every way.

However, in order to cater to popular aesthetics, she tanned her skin.

You read that right. In North America, the opposite of Asia, many white and Asian people don't get white skin treatments, but rather tanned skin treatments.

They would deliberately tan their skin or use cosmetic procedures to darken it, so that their skin would not look so fair and tender.

For this reason, she wasn't Li Fu's type.

Li Fu ultimately declined, but simply escorted Odovia back to her residence.

Right now, all he wants to do is go back and quickly edit the footage; this episode is definitely going to be a viral hit.

Indeed, things turned out exactly as he had predicted.

Although he blurred Cook's face in this episode, and some parts were not fully captured due to Odovia's shaky hands, the overall effect was still very good.

This one episode alone gained him nearly 5,000 subscribers.

Two days later, the number of views for his three videos continued to climb, with the third video reaching over 200,000 views.

At that time, 200,000 views was already a minor hit, and his video went straight to the homepage recommendation of the YouTube website.

This is undoubtedly a good omen; the process of choosing a number has gone relatively smoothly.

However, when Li Fu tried to check his earnings, he suddenly discovered that YouTube had not yet launched a plan to share GG revenue with individual creators during this period.

In other words, he is currently acting entirely out of love.

This left him dumbfounded. So all his hard work these past few days had been for nothing?

He has no recollection of when exactly YouTube launched its plan to share GG revenue with individual creators.

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be too long, at most a year or two, but it's impossible for him to survive without income for a year or two.

Therefore, he made a quick decision to seek another way out.

As a time traveler, he refused to believe he could starve to death in Los Angeles.

From an income perspective, Li Fu has indeed been working for nothing these past few days; he hasn't received a single penny from YouTube.

However, on the other hand, it was not a wasted effort.

These videos, especially the third one, opened another door for him, and he received a lot of private messages in the author's backend.

Just as Li Fudu was about to give up this line of work, many people were lurking on the streets of Los Angeles, wanting to hire him and experience the thrill of hiring a kung fu master as a bodyguard, since it only cost twenty dollars.

After two or three days of no further appearances and no new videos, many people sent him private messages.

He certainly wouldn't reply; twenty dollars a day for a bodyguard would be a huge loss, and it wouldn't be enough to support himself.

However, there was one special case: the other party wanted to hire him as a bodyguard for a month, specifically a night bodyguard. Normally, he would only need to work three hours a day, spending most of his time resting.

The salary is a full $200 a day.

This was quite attractive to Li Fu, since he was about to run out of money.

So he readily agreed.

The other party quickly sent him the address and phone number.

When Li Fu changed into his best clothes and arrived at the address the other party had sent, he was shocked to find that his employer was actually a blonde, long-legged beauty.

The other party's request was also quite peculiar.