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Chapter 293 Thesis Defense Goes Viral
The power of money has always been straightforward and brutal.
Tang Xiaonuan's investment in Douyin traffic has been precisely implemented.
Zong Wen's reverse recommendation video on Douyin instantly triggered precise targeting across the entire network.
Exposure data has been skyrocketing without any sign of slowing down.
The number of netizens who saw the video increased exponentially.
Countless passersby who originally had no connection with this movie.
Everyone saw the video of Zong Wen earnestly recommending "Niu Lai".
Zong Wen, in front of the camera, had a sincere expression and delivered a powerful speech.
Every sentence praises it as a milestone masterpiece in Chinese animation.
The average person wouldn't notice a trace of a prank.
The curiosity of netizens across the internet was instantly aroused to its peak.
The same question popped into everyone's mind.
What kind of obscure but excellent film is being hyped up so much?
A massive number of netizens spontaneously opened the search interface.
People flocked to search for all relevant information about "Niu Lai".
It would have been better if we hadn't investigated; once we did, everyone was completely baffled.
Netizens delved into the production background of the entire film.
The more you dig, the more outrageous it becomes; the more you look, the more fantastical it seems.
This animated film was released in theaters.
A legitimate film that was officially released.
The main creative team consisted of only two people.
Director, screenwriter, editor, composer, set designer.
It even includes the voice acting for all the characters.
These two people handled the entire process.
There was no outsourcing team, and no post-production company.
Without the backing of major companies or the support of any industry resources.
As the investigation continued, the ultimate bombshell was finally revealed.
These two are the key creative personnel who carried the entire film.
It turned out to be a mother and her child.
It took the two of them a full six years.
This theatrical film was meticulously crafted by hand.
Netizens immediately erupted in controversy.
Everyone immediately clicked on the video cover.
The design features a traditional Chinese style, with neat layout and exquisite illustrations.
Judging from the quality of the poster alone, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
This is definitely a top-tier movie theater poster.
The contrast is immediately maximized.
Two people, six years.
A purely personal production released in theaters.
Is this truly a masterpiece of grassroots success?
Or was it a top-level defense that took six years to hone?
The entire internet community is now in a complete dilemma.
Looking for reviews, interpretations, and feedback from casual moviegoers.
As a result, I searched through all the major platforms on the internet.
There is very little material available about "Niu Lai".
There were no press releases or professional film reviews.
There are no behind-the-scenes stories or audience reviews.
That's all the information I could find.
Netizens who have nowhere else to go to watch the drama unfold.
The group returned via the same route.
They all flocked back to Zongwen's Douyin comment section.
I'm waiting for replies, spoilers, and genuine viewing experiences.
The comment section was flooded with messages at a visible speed.
"Is the blogger here?! I need a genuine review!"
"Six years of handmade crafts by mother and child—are they actually beautiful?"
"Stop bragging and tell the truth. Time to buy your tickets!"
"I can't find a single positive review online, it's so strange!"
Countless comments piled up, keeping the topic extremely popular.
But nobody knew.
Zong Wen, the instigator, has long since fled.
The moment the video was published.
He exited Douyin directly from the background.
I had no intention of reading the comments or replying.
Tens of thousands of questions, private messages, and comments across the internet.
He received none of them.
The entire comment section has completely fallen into a state of no after-sales service.
Netizens and casual observers couldn't get a reply from the blogger.
My curiosity only grew stronger.
Just as the entire internet was scratching its head in bewilderment,
The first lucky audience members made their quiet entrance.
One of the few unlucky ones who paid in advance to see "The Cow Comes".
I came across this viral recommendation video.
They were initially completely bewildered.
Then everything became clear in an instant.
He instantly understood Zong Wen's top-level strategic vision.
This is hardly an Amway masterpiece.
This is clearly a high-end, reverse-the-table prank.
This is a classic case of baiting and swindling.
The first group of moviegoers had mixed feelings.
A two-hour-long cinematic prison experience.
The dialogue is catchy and addictive, and the visuals are abstract and bizarre.
Only those who have experienced it firsthand know how torturous it is.
Why should I be the only one eating the thesis defense?
Why should I be the only one to suffer this mental blow?
We're all online friends.
We share the good times and the bad!
This is a truly awful movie; everyone should watch it together.
In an instant, these victims formed a united front.
They collectively became the most loyal advocates on the entire internet.
They flocked to the comments section, showering the comments with elaborate praise.
"Highly recommended, the best domestic animation of the year!"
"Six years of meticulous craftsmanship, the quality is simply divine!"
"A hidden gem that's been underestimated online—you'll regret it if you don't see it!"
"Full of traditional Chinese style, it touches the soul!"
The reviews were all five stars, and the praise was overwhelming.
The genuine and fake Amway products are completely mixed together.
Netizens and casual observers are completely unable to distinguish between reality and fiction.
Their initial curiosity immediately doubled.
Countless people were completely captivated and opened the ticketing app.
Get ready to personally experience this masterpiece, the culmination of six years of craftsmanship.
Then, everyone was stunned.
The number of screenings for "Niu Lai" is ridiculously low.
There are only a few screenings in first-tier cities.
There are very few second- and third-tier cities.
Many small towns and remote areas received zero screenings.
I have money but nowhere to spend it, and I want to see things but nowhere to watch them.
The entire internet is collectively on tenterhooks.
The more you can't see something, the more you want to see it.
The more you can't find it, the more frustrated you get.
The number of inquiries in the comments section doubled again.
The entire internet has completely fallen into a frenzy of waiting for product reviews.
Just when everyone was waiting anxiously.
A highly-rated comment suddenly appeared, instantly igniting the entire audience.
A comment from a user with the ID 【刀落時/小叶子】.
"Guys, there's just one last showing left at my theater!"
"The tickets have been purchased!"
"I'll be back in two hours to provide a unified answer for the entire internet!"
This comment was immediately pinned to the top.
The entire internet was instantly abuzz.
Finally, a brave soul stepped forward.
Everyone held their breath, waiting for the truth to be revealed two hours later.
Time flies.
Two hours passed in the blink of an eye.
The comment section was instantly flooded with messages.
"Time's up! Warriors, return immediately!"
"Is it good or not? Don't keep us in suspense!"
"Seeking genuine reviews, rejecting paid trolls!"
"Waiting for the truth, already ready to buy tickets!"
The screen was flooded with comments urging for action.
The person involved has finally come forward to respond.
With just one short sentence, the suspense is immediately heightened.
"Don't rush, I'm editing the video."
Netizens were instantly outraged.
"Editing videos? So, is it good-looking or bad-looking?"
"Stop beating around the bush, just tell me!"
Despite being bombarded with questions online, the Warriors remained calm.
"You'll all understand once the video comes out."
In short, it pushed the curiosity of the entire internet to its peak.
Countless people are constantly refreshing the Douyin page.
I'm eagerly awaiting this crucial evaluation video.
Not long after.
The review video for 【When the Knife Falls/Little Leaf】 has been officially released.
Netizens from all over the internet flocked to the post.
The video opens with an extremely serious tone.
The blogger is holding a paper movie ticket for "The Cow Comes".
The camera was focused, and the tone was serious.
"This is the song 'Niu Lai' that's been all over the internet."
"Today, let's take a real test and see what level it really is."
The opening atmosphere is fantastic, and the overall quality is definitely professional.
The next second, the style of the scene changed drastically.
The addictive editing has officially begun.
The scenes jump around wildly, and the rhythm is both eerie and brainwashing.
First, there is an abstractly shaped flying bird.
It flailed wildly in the air for several minutes before finally managing to land.
The video quality is strangely choppy and the graphics are ridiculously rough.
This is followed by the blogger's hilarious and witty commentary.
"A calendar! Refund!"
The scene flashes back again.
A creature with no discernible outline appears in the image.
It's called a cow, but it's not quite the same as any other animal.
The design is so abstract that it surpasses netizens' understanding.
Accompanied by catchy, ear-piercing lines.
"Mom~~~~~Mom~~~~~"
"Cow, come here!"
The two lines of dialogue are repeated endlessly, creating a maximum brainwashing effect.
The video repeatedly flashes back to the point of demanding a refund and complaining.
Just when netizens thought the whole thing was going to be a barrage of criticism,
The camera cuts back to the blogger himself.
His expression was serious, and his tone was extremely sincere.
"Out of respect for the six years of hard work of the two creators."
I won't reveal any more plot details.
Overall, "The Cow Comes" is an excellent work.
I highly recommend everyone go see it in theaters.
The words fell.
In the last second of the video, there's a flashback to "Calendar! Refund!"
The image freezes, and the video abruptly ends.
After watching the entire process, netizens across the internet remained silent for three seconds.
Then everyone suddenly understood.
What kind of masterpiece is this?
This is clearly an epic, top-tier defense, the culmination of six years of dedicated effort.
The visuals are abstract, the dialogue is quirky, and the plot is fragmented.
Every detail is relentlessly tormenting the audience's spirits.
Any normal person who reads this will immediately ask for a refund and run away.
But strangely enough...
Far from being discouraged from leaving the internet, the entire network did not.
Everyone's desire to watch the movie exploded.
The netizens' thoughts were surprisingly consistent.
It's so bad it's uniquely bad.
It's rotten in a way that's unique and unprecedented.
The mother and son spent six years handcrafting this piece.
To be able to reach such new heights of awfulness is a skill in itself.
This bizarre and amazing film of the year is a must-see; you'd be missing out if you didn't watch it.
The rebellious mentality completely took over.
A nationwide movie-watching frenzy instantly took shape.
Overnight, the situation changed drastically.
Within the Dragon Kingdom, all cinemas that have shown "The Cow Comes".
All shows sold out instantly.
Tickets were hard to come by, and the seats were packed.
Originally, these were niche, off-the-beaten-path performances.
Its occupancy rate far surpassed that of all other blockbuster films released in theaters at the same time.
The heads of major cinema chains were all dumbfounded.
His face was blank; he was completely baffled.
Everyone in the industry knows this.
"Niu Lai" is just a terrible movie that theaters used to fill out empty slots.
Zero publicity, zero traffic, zero buzz.
The production team was relatively unknown.
None of the internal staff were willing to waste their time watching it.
No one expected that it would top the charts and become an overnight sensation.
The box office rebounded and the popularity soared.
The logic behind this bizarre outbreak is completely incomprehensible.
Looking at the box office figures that keep soaring in the background.
The cinemas were completely panicked.
They dared not treat it perfunctorily any longer.
Immediately and urgently activate the massive overload mode.
They drastically expanded the number of screenings and increased the number of showtimes.
To accommodate the sudden surge in moviegoers as much as possible.
at the same time.
Major cinema chains' operations departments took the initiative.
We contacted the sole director of "Niu Lai" immediately.
Xin Xuemeng.
Their attitude towards us was extremely polite.
Actively inquire with the manufacturer.
Is official cooperation in publicity and promotion needed?
Should we collaborate with other platforms for promotion and to generate more buzz around the topic?
A terrible, grassroots film that nobody cares about.
Under the silly antics of two college students.
It defied expectations and became a top-tier fantasy masterpiece on the entire internet.
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