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The movie theater is closing.

The crowd was thinning and heading out.

Zong Wen and Tang Xiaonuan mingled in the crowd.

The two walked listlessly, their eyes vacant.

It's as if my entire soul has just been taken away.

Two catchy lines of dialogue are playing on an endless loop in my head.

Mom~~~~ Mom~~~~

Come on, cow!

It lingers, and I can't get rid of it completely.

The piercing sound bombarded my mind, my spirit was constantly being bombarded.

Zong Wen walked to the entrance of the cinema and stopped.

He finally had a complete epiphany.

I finally understand why Zhang Yifan insisted on recommending this movie to him.

It's not a masterpiece recommendation at all.

Purely betraying my brother.

The kind that's designed to rip you off to the point of death.

Throughout the movie, Zongwen wanted to leave several times.

He was forcibly forced to sit in his seat and remain imprisoned.

At first, he was able to hold back.

The more I read, the more outrageous it became.

The plot is fragmented and the pacing is chaotic.

The dialogue is hilariously awkward, and the character designs are inexplicable.

There were no plot twists at all.

There is no deeper meaning behind it.

The straightforward narrative is so unsettling it sends chills down your spine.

Zongwen wanted to complain countless times along the way.

Tang Xiaonuan stopped them all.

Tang Xiaonuan remained steadfast throughout.

She trusted Shen Zhiyi's judgment.

The films that Shen Zhiyi would recommend.

It's absolutely impossible for something to be so rotten without any reason.

It must have been built up and suppressed in the early stages.

There will definitely be a stunning reversal and profound sublimation later on.

She patiently read it all the way through.

I held on until the end credits rolled.

result……

There's nothing there!

The entire process was rotten in a blatant and honest way.

There was no foreshadowing or resolution.

There was no plot twist.

There are no bright spots that can be washed out.

Watching the whole movie.

It can be summed up in just two words.

reply!

This is definitely a money laundering film shown in theaters.

It's a pure waste of the audience's time and patience.

Zong Wen turned his head to look at Tang Xiaonuan.

Tang Xiaonuan also looked over at the same time.

Eyes facing each other.

Their eyes were filled with the same bewilderment.

Their mental worlds are both on the verge of collapse.

My worldview was completely overturned by this movie.

Who would have thought.

It's unbelievable that such an outrageous movie can be released these days.

After a brief period of stunned silence.

Zong Wen was the first to regain his senses.

Anger surged to his head.

fed up.

He immediately took out his phone.

Finger flashes to unlock the screen.

Find Zhang Yifan's number.

One-click dialing.

Zhang Yifan had already finished showering and was lying flat on the bed.

Ready to relax and unwind.

The cell phone rang.

He glanced at the caller ID.

I immediately knew why they had made that call.

After the call was slowly connected, before he could even speak...

A deafening roar erupted from the other end of the phone.

"Zhang Yifan!"

"Can you recommend movies that are suitable for normal people instead of just recommending them?!"

"You swore to me before that you'd regret it for the rest of your life if you didn't watch it!"

"I read it all carefully! And this is the mess of a defense I get?!"

Zongwen's resentment almost overflowed through the receiver.

I'm filled with anger at being scammed.

After listening, Zhang Yifan's tone was ridiculously calm, without the slightest ripple.

"yes."

"I mean, you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't watch it."

"But you'll regret it for eight lifetimes after seeing it."

Just two simple sentences.

Zong Wengan was immediately silenced.

Zong Wen was speechless on the spot.

A lump formed in my throat, I couldn't swallow it.

Before Zong Wen could even organize his thoughts to continue the exchange.

Zhang Yifan's voice came slowly again.

It carries a perfectly timed hint of stirring things up.

"However, it's just a piece of paper."

"Don't you think this movie is really good?"

"Isn't it a bit of a shame that only a few of us have seen it?"

These words were spoken.

Zong Wen's mind cleared instantly.

I understood it instantly.

They perfectly caught Zhang Yifan's wicked trick.

As the saying goes, "A bad friend is a bad friend."

This is a truly awful movie, a must-share!

It's better for everyone to be rotten than for one to be rotten!

Zong Wen's expression changed instantly, and his anger dissipated by more than half.

Instead, there was a sense of excitement to stir things up.

"Brother Fan, I understand what you mean!"

"Such an exceptionally excellent film absolutely must not be overlooked!"

"We have to show everyone!"

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Yifan's lips curled into a slight smile.

His tone was confident.

"That's right!"

"A masterpiece that's a rare gem in Chinese cinema, how could it not be promoted beyond its niche?"

Zong Wen instantly got carried away, his confidence soaring to the max.

"Don't worry, Brother Fan! Leave this to me!"

"I promise to make it known throughout the entire internet!"

Zhang Yifan spoke calmly.

"I trust you to handle things, Laowen."

After hanging up the phone.

Zong Wen's eyes lit up.

A bold plan instantly took shape in my mind.

Tang Xiaonuan stood to the side.

I listened to their entire conversation.

There was no objection whatsoever; on the contrary, they listened and nodded frequently.

She genuinely felt it was a pity.

Such a "unique style" film has an absurdly low profile.

Not many people have seen it.

They were truly overlooked by the market.

Zongwen turned to look at her.

He looked very serious.

I think so.

"Recommending it only on WeChat Moments is not enough."

"It doesn't achieve the desired promotional effect at all."

Tang Xiaonuan expressed her strong agreement.

"I think so too."

"Such a good film, it's such a waste for people who can't see it."

"I really feel sorry for it!"

Zong Wen slapped his thigh.

"If you're going to do it, do it big!"

"Promote it across the entire internet! Lure more netizens in to see its amazing features!"

Tang Xiaonuan did not hesitate.

"agree!"

The two instantly reached a high degree of agreement.

Shared values, shared morbid tastes, and maximum execution ability.

Zong Wen immediately opened Douyin and logged into his account.

"I'll just post a video! And write a top-notch caption."

"Let it become an instant hit!"

Tang Xiaonuan nodded.

"I'll take the picture for you."

Under the outdoor streetlights, the camera quickly took its place.

Zong Wen holds the cover of the Chinese-style film "Niu Lai".

Facing the camera.

His expression was sincere, and his eyes were earnest.

His tone was impassioned and incredibly infectious.

He talked nonsense in a serious manner the whole time.

"Family members!"

Today I'm recommending a brand new masterpiece of Chinese animation!

"The Cow is Coming!"

"The new film has been released, but its exposure across the entire internet is extremely low."

"Almost nobody knows about this gem of a film."

"But I've already tasted it for everyone."

My assessment can be summed up in just two words—it's divine!

"This is absolutely a milestone in Chinese animation."

"Watching this will instantly bring back the joy I had as a child when I watched anime."

"The texture, concept, and style are all top-notch."

"If you haven't seen it, you absolutely must!"

"Don't let such an excellent domestic film be buried!"

The lines were delivered in one go.

His emotions were fully expressed, without any flaws.

If an ordinary person reads this, they will absolutely believe it to be true.

After filming, a simple edit and background music were added, and the final product was ready.

Tang Xiaonuan looked at the scene on the screen and couldn't help but speak.

"Hey, you're actually quite photogenic."

Zong Wen felt instantly elated and casually tossed his hair.

Narcissistic attitude.

"Absolutely."

"In our school, besides Fan Ge, I'm number one in terms of looks."

Tang Xiaonuan chuckled softly.

A light, sarcastic comment.

"Your No. 1 High School truly lives up to its reputation as a school teeming with academic elites."

Zong Wen was stunned for a moment.

"???"

"etc?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"What does being a top student have to do with being handsome?"

Tang Xiaonuan was too lazy to argue with him and urged him directly.

"Alright, stop being so narcissistic."

"Release it immediately!"

Zong Wen immediately snapped out of his daze and stopped talking nonsense.

With a tap of your finger, the video was successfully published.

We just need to wait for the traffic to naturally build up.

The two then went their separate ways home.

Zong Wen had no idea.

He had just left.

Tang Xiaonuan took out her phone right after that.

Click on the newly released video.

With practiced skills, they directly topped up their accounts and started casting.

Precise heating delivery.

She was serious.

She really wanted the entire internet to see this movie.

I really want "Niu Lai" to become a huge hit across the internet.

They spend money on creating hype without batting an eye.

We are determined to push this "miracle movie recommendation" to its peak.

After all, you can't eat the food during your thesis defense!

the other side.

Zhang Yifan lying on the bed.

They didn't take it to heart at all.

His initial intention was very simple.

It was just to trick Zongwen.

Let my brother experience a wave of top-notch jail-themed bad movies.

That's it.

He never dreamed of this.

I just did something on a whim.

Unintentionally, this unlocked the emergence of two great demons.

An extremely outrageous and hilarious event that has garnered widespread reverse recommendations across the internet.

A pay-to-win strategy boosted traffic.

Double buff stacking.

The effect was absolutely amazing.

In just one night.

The number of entries related to "Niu Lai" (牛来) has been rapidly increasing.

The number of video views skyrocketed.

Likes, comments, and shares are all soaring.

Countless netizens were drawn to the cinema.

Ready to witness the so-called domestic masterpiece.

No one could have predicted it.

An outrageous prank initiated by the two.

The popularity of "The Cow is Coming" is about to increase.

It completely swept across the entire internet and the entire Dragon Kingdom.