Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Ahhhhh—"

"squeak--"

"Shut up."

Jingu Aoko took a deep breath and looked coldly at the man and the mouse in front of her.

Kuroba Shido hurriedly covered his mouth. Hearing that Daikoku was still screaming beside him, Kuroba Shido immediately used his index finger and thumb to cover Daikoku's mouth.

The classroom fell silent instantly.

Kuroba Shido and Daiko blinked at the cold-faced Jingu Aoko in front of them, their eyes filled with innocence and harmlessness.

Aoko Jingu narrowed her eyes and said, "You've been playing with mice in the classroom for no reason?"

Jingu Aoko's tone was a little strange. She first looked at Kuroba Shido, then at the "Ratatouille" in Kuroba Shido's hand. Kuroba was still holding a spoon that he hadn't had time to put down after answering a question correctly.

Actually, what Jingu Aoko really wanted to ask was, why did you not bother to touch or touch that problem child who was lying there so stiffly on the board, since there was no one around anyway? Instead, you went over and played happily with a mouse.

Are you even human?

What left Jingu Aoko speechless was that Kuroba Shido was so cautious that he even recorded a disclaimer or something before making any moves, which prevented her from using the situation as an excuse...

Why are your hands and feet so clean?

Should I praise you?

Humph……

Jingu Aoko was inexplicably annoyed. According to her expectations, the person coming over would be "caught in the act" or something, and it would be best to give that guy who wasn't behaving himself a good talking to.

Let's also see how a certain problem child reacts...

Despite all her calculations, Aoko Jingu never expected that Shido Kuroba would be squatting in the classroom not playing with the problem children, but playing with mice.

Aoko Jingu: "..."

Although it was only the first time she had met Daikoku, at this moment, Aoko Jingu's murderous intent towards Daikoku had surpassed that of Daimi, the pet of a certain evil old woman in her family.

Kuroba Shido seemed to sense something, silently took a small step back, and stuffed the large black object into his backpack: "Well, Aoko, it's getting late, and today's club activities are almost over. If there's nothing else, I'll be going now."

Run! ! !

"Stop right there. Don't you have anything to tell me?" Jingu Aoko raised one foot and stepped on the path that Kuroba Shido was bound to take. Her straight and powerful leg appeared, blocking Kuroba Shido's way as an obstacle.

An obstacle?

Not sure, let's see...

Hmm... not sure, let me see...

Uncertain, again and again...

Aoko Jingu: "..."

What is this guy doing...?

Aoko Jingu's expression stiffened, but she couldn't resist grabbing Shido Kuroba's ear: "Darling, do you really like looking at my legs that much? Want to come home with me and look at them slowly?"

Kuroba Shido hesitated slightly: "This... isn't that a bit inappropriate? I'll just take a picture or something, it'll do."

Aoko Jingu: "..."

So you actually took that to heart!

asshole!

Jingu Aoko was furious. She grabbed Kuroba Shido's ear and started twisting it forcefully, glaring at him and saying, "You'd better explain yourself! What's going on between you and this idiot?"

Kuroba Shido was taken aback by what he heard, blinked, and looked at Jingu Aoko: "What else could it be? Aoko, can't you see? It's just an ordinary, simple, very normal classmate relationship, like a club president and a club member, a poor guy and a noble lady..."

"Classmate relationship?" Aoko Jingu asked with a playful tone.

He took out his phone, searched for a while, and then tossed it to Kuroba Shido.

"Is this what you call a classmate relationship?" Jingu Aoko laughed, a cold laugh.

Kuroba Shido stared blankly at his phone for a while, then... "[Shocking! A sleepless night, dawn... Miss Miyazaki leans against the wall!]"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

You sons of bitches from the news department! Don't you dare run away after school, or I'll kill you all!

Honestly, it was only now that Shido Kuroba realized why he felt like he was getting more stares than usual today. It wasn't because he had become more handsome; it was because those bastards from the news department were showing off again.

You son of a bitch, your dad is just sleeping at home, and you're running around outside shouting that your dad's dead, huh?

Hey!

It's still a fascinating moment in journalism: as the person involved, Shido Kuroba was the last to find out what happened.

Could you be any more outrageous?

Leaning against the wall... Don't you want to see what you're saying? Are you trying to coerce me with violence?

Interesting. Before even starting to threaten anyone or unlock the unique storyline from Japan, he's already been beaten into meatballs by Miyazaki Kiyoshi's bodyguards and driver.

He had seen it clearly before; any random driver who got out of the car had an eight-pack... Holy crap!

He easily subdued the wicked blonde punk girl with one hand!

Even after bypassing the bodyguards and drivers with their eight-pack abs and exaggerated physiques, Kuroba Shido finally succeeded. But next, he had to face the ruthless, morally bankrupt department head who relentlessly kicked the cripple's good leg...

There is only one way that Kuroba Shido can make Miyazaki Kiyoshi lean against a wall or something, such as squatting on the ground and being kicked wildly by the naturally evil department head, until Miyazaki Kiyoshi kicks until his legs cramp or he gets tired and his stamina is completely depleted.

At this moment, Kuroba Shido jumped out again and said in a cheeky tone, "Hahaha, now you know how powerful I am! See if you dare to bully me again. If you're bad, practice more!"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Look how gloomy it is! If you really can't stand it, kid, just wash up and go to bed. I'm begging you, please.

Even in his condition, he still needs someone to lean against the wall...

"Aoko, do you think this is possible? This is obviously one of those shady characters..." Kuroba Shido said speechlessly.

"Hmm?" Aoko raised an eyebrow, her tone somewhat displeased. She didn't like people swearing in front of her, especially such vile and vulgar language. If it were anyone else, they would have slapped them long ago.

One may not be a clean person, but one must keep one's mouth clean.

"Ahem, what I mean is, these morally bankrupt scoundrels, in their pursuit of clicks, have absolutely no bottom line. They actually dared to slander the innocence of a respectable man like me! It's absolutely outrageous! They must be severely disciplined and thoroughly investigated!"

Kuroba Shido gritted his teeth, wishing he had two watermelon knives or something, he would have slashed the head of the news department president in one swift motion.

"Oh? A respectable man, innocent?" Aoko Jingu looked Shido Kuroba up and down, as if trying to confirm something.

Kuroba Shido puffed out his chest, but the way he was leaning on his cane looked ridiculous no matter how you looked at it. Even with his handsome appearance typical of a gigolo, he still couldn't exude any sense of humor, especially with the bulging cordyceps in his pocket hanging out...

If humor is a talent...

"That's right!" Kurobashi said confidently.

"Heh." Aoko Jingu sneered, her gaze finally settling on Shido Kuroba's collar, or more precisely, on the two buttons that had been ripped open.

She reached out and grabbed Kuroba Shido by the collar, pulling him forcefully towards her. Kuroba Shido stumbled, and could even feel the warm breath of the vicious girl rushing towards him...

Oh, Aoko, you are a sweet and soft... little cake that has been poisoned.

"Is this also innocent?" Aoko Jingu's smile deepened, and she gripped Shido Kuroba's collar with increasing force, her hand turning red and then white.

Reason told her there were other reasons, but another voice inside her kept telling her... not the truth, but the attitude!

She'll go back and find out the truth herself; she needs to know Kuroba Shido's attitude now!

Why do I spend all my time hanging out with that annoying guy?

What really struck a nerve with Jingu Aoko was what Miyazaki Kiyoshi said that morning... Guess why he joined the club?

These words kept echoing in Jingu Aoko's ears, making her inexplicably irritable. As time passed, it was like accumulating anger, about to unleash its full power!

As the saying goes, a woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea.

When it comes to guessing a woman's mind, Kuroba Shido is quite adept, but when it comes to someone like Jingu Aoko, who doesn't show her emotions, or someone like Miyazaki Kiyoshi, who is introverted, has serious cognitive errors, or is even a problem child... he seems a bit too naive.

For example, Shido Kuroba believes that Aoko Jingu shouldn't be misled by such a low-level, brain-dead post.

As it turns out... the other party seems to have fallen for it, and is very angry.

His intuition told him that if he didn't do something, things, the days ahead wouldn't be easy...

So... come out, Master!

[Current state: Anger, venting; unable to determine if the boy in front of me truly likes the person that annoying guy claimed to be the one; feeling frustrated and angry; needing an explanation as an outlet for my emotions.]

[Salted Fish Guide: Immediately declare that you only have eyes for this girl, coax and appease her emotions, then use her family's power to bully others at school and have your fill!]

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Is there a more decent and positive way?

And... the password, Minister, so it turns out you were the one messing with me!

When Shido Kuroba saw the status notification, the wrinkles in his mind instantly smoothed out, as if he were strolling through a misty Norwegian forest...

Oh, I see. He was wondering why that wicked woman suddenly acted like she'd swallowed a bomb, her reason clouded, and came all the way to the club to confront him. Turns out it was you, Minister, you clever little devil, who pulled the strings! Hahaha…

grass!!!

However... he couldn't bring himself to deceive women!

"Qingzi, you know I only have you in my heart. All these other rumors are just testaments to our love, like impurities refined from gold... My love is stronger than gold!"

Kuroba Shido, a veteran actor, instantly switches to a battle-ready expression.

This wasn't the end of it. Keeping a close eye on the changes in Aoko's appearance, and noticing the slow changes, Shido Kuroba decided to increase his firepower.

For example... by using comparison, at this moment, you can severely belittle the minister who is already "enjoying his life," so that the vicious woman in front of you can have a good time. This will also make it easier for him to act arrogantly and domineeringly in school later.

Cool!

Thinking about this, Shido Kuroba felt that his future was full of light and he was already excited!

For now, I'll put aside the "Complete Collection of Love Quotes (Free Version)" in my head and quietly pull out the "Complete Collection of Characteristics of a Dear Sister (Free Version)" from my head.

I'm ready to launch a fierce attack on Miyazaki Kiyoshi with the words above!

Minister, please don't be angry with me. You know I had no choice. Just consider it a small perk for the department members...

I love you, my love.

"Aoko, you've known her longer than I have, you know she has some issues..." Kuroba Shido said, nodding to his head.

While speaking, she glanced nervously behind Aoko Jingu, as if to prevent the minister, who was "enjoying himself" there, from suddenly coming back to life.

Someone like him, born with the destiny of a male protagonist, starting as an orphan and blessed with great fortune, is most likely to be targeted, like having some strange buff where if someone secretly talks badly about you behind your back, the person you're talking about will definitely hear it...

After all, he was training Dahei while squatting at the back of the classroom, and even then, Jingu Aoko managed to steal it away. What else wouldn't happen?

Seeing that Miyazaki Kiyoshi behind Jingu Aoko remained unmoved, Kuroba Shido finally breathed a sigh of relief and continued his furtive "open conspiracy"...

"Hmm, that's quite right." Aoko Jingu nodded, satisfied with Shido Kuroba's explanation.

That annoying guy definitely has some mental issues; everyone who's ever met him knows that...

"So, according to you, I misunderstood you?" Aoko Jingu changed the subject.

Shido Kuroba was drenched in sweat.

"How could that be, Aoko? How could you be wrong? It's all my fault, plus the machinations of a villain. That's what ruined our harmonious and loving relationship..."

As he spoke, Kuroba Shido rubbed his hands together like a fly, grinning from ear to ear.

Jingu Aoko knew that Kuroba Shido was just saying things to fool her, but she was still in a much better mood, especially since she had managed to get back at someone she had previously lost in front of a certain problem child.

The only pity is that a certain troubled child can't hear these words in person...

"Hmm, not bad, I like your attitude now." Jingu Aoko nodded and released the hand that was pulling on Kuroba Shido's ear.

He closed his eyes, leaned forward slightly, and pressed down on Kuroba Shido. A soft, unique, and faint fragrance flooded into Kuroba Shido's mind.

Her snow-white swan neck was slightly raised, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and the sunlight shining in from the window fell on the girl in front of her, making her look incredibly beautiful!

Kuroba Shido's pupils contracted, and he seemed to realize something, becoming excited.

This is……

Is this a reward for bad women?

Kuroba Shido became excited, and then... he reached out and gently pinched Jingu Aoko's plump red lips twice.

"quack."

Aoko Jingu: "???"

Jingu Aoko suddenly opened her eyes, staring at Kuroba Shido in disbelief... What is this guy doing!

I asked you to kiss me, but you pinched my lips!

"Darling, do you want to die?" Jingu Aoko laughed, but her smile turned vicious as her hand... gripped Kuroba Shido's waist tightly, and the "future that was caught in an instant."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

"Haha, Qingzi, look at you, you're in such a hurry again. I was just joking with you. Mwah, I love you the most, mwah mwah mwah..."

Kuroba Shido suddenly had a breakthrough and, like a woodpecker, unleashed a flurry of elbow strikes on Jingu Aoko's face.

Aoko Jingu: "..."

"You idiot, shut up! You're spitting all over my face!" Jingu Aoko glared at Kuroba Shido with obvious disgust, pushed him aside, stomped on his foot, and stormed out of the classroom.

stomping on...

Footsteps came quickly down the corridor, fading into the distance. Seeing this, the short-haired woman hurriedly gave chase…

Kuroba Shido wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Phew... It was difficult, but I still managed to do it. It wasn't for nothing that I spent all my time playing around with the corner of the wood..."

Jingu Aoko moved too fast for Kuroba Shido to check her current status, but he did see the change in the black, distorted characters above her head. Hmm... this is in the bag.

Alright, that difficult, wicked woman is gone. Now, pack your bag and head home to continue practicing those exhilarating combo moves with Big Black...

Kuroba Shido reached the doorway, then suddenly stopped...

Wait, there seems to be another person in the classroom?

Kuroba Shido turned around and fixed his gaze on the department head who was still lying on the table, "enjoying his life".

"[Current Status: Coma, Fainting, Stimulated, Startled, in a brief period of dormancy or coma.]"

"[Salted Fish Guide: Since there's nobody around anyway, might as well have some serious fun!]"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Fortunately, Kuroba Shido still had the phone number the driver had left this morning, just in case. I never expected it would come in handy now.

"Beep beep beep..."

"Feed? Young Master Kuroba?"

"Hahaha, it's me, it's me."

"..."

"What's wrong, young master Kuroba?"

"It's nothing, I just really enjoy it when you call me 'Young Master,' hahaha!"

"..."

"Ahem, just kidding. Your young lady has fainted... fallen asleep. Could you please send someone to pick her up? You know my condition; my health is a little weaker than normal, and I'm also injured..."

Kuroba Shido gave a brief explanation, and the middle-aged man on the other end of the phone, who had eight-pack abs and worked as a bodyguard, quickly hung up.

"It should be a while longer, right?"

Kuroba Shido glanced at the time. It was estimated that there would be about ten minutes before the Miyazaki family arrived. This time could be used to continue training Daikoku.

Come out, Big Black!

Just as Shido Kuroba was about to take Daikoku out of his bag and train him for a while.

The phone I had just put in my pocket immediately rang.

"Huh? Who is this person?" Kuroba Shido looked at the unfamiliar phone number in front of him with a question mark on his head. The butler's phone number wasn't this one either.

After thinking for a while, Shido Kuroba answered the call anyway. It was a scam call, so he figured he might as well tease the caller and kill some time...

The call was connected.

Kuroba Shido cleared his throat, preparing to speak...

"Hey? Can you hear me? This is Xiaoqing's mother. Can you hear me, classmate? I'll be there in about ten minutes. Could you please wait a moment?" Miyazaki Ritsuko's slightly anxious and concerned voice came from the other end of the phone.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"