Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

In the club.

"Phew, it was difficult, but I did it!"

Kuroba Shido wiped the sweat from his forehead and muttered to himself with a sigh.

It's really tough on him. He has three elderly, weak, sick, and disabled people to take care of, and he's also taking care of someone who's unconscious. Sigh... It's only because he's kind-hearted. Anyone else would have abandoned him and run away long ago.

Kuroba Shido looked at Miyazaki Kiyoshi lying on a table pieced together in front of him.

He nodded.

Yes, he really is a genius; he actually came up with such a method!

Shido Kuroba looked around, took his schoolbag to an inconspicuous corner of the classroom, opened the schoolbag, and reached inside to rummage around.

I pulled some new things out of my backpack: ginseng, deer antler, cordyceps... Besides these newly unlocked pay-to-win characters, there were also many old friends, like a spoon, expired chili sauce, and radishes.

The difficulty has increased.

"Come on, Big Black, what happened before was just a beginner's tutorial. Now comes the real test. I'll tell you again, and you'll remember this: this is ginseng, this is deer antler, this is cordyceps..."

Even at this moment, Shido Kuroba didn't forget to unleash a thrilling combo attack with Daikoku.

Time is money. He was already poor enough, and if he didn't make the most of his time, he would really be enjoying a double dose of happiness.

So... use that trick on it!

"spoon!"

"squeak?"

"Great!"

Outside the corridor, the previously noisy club seemed to have been summoned by something, and quieted down. The footsteps gradually became clearer, and they quickly approached the club where Miyazaki Kiyoshi and Kuroba Shido were.

stomping on...

Jingu Aoko appeared at the door with her arms crossed and a dark expression on her face. A ball of anger was gathering in her chest, ready to erupt at any moment. She was stunned after seeing the situation inside the club.

A question mark appeared above my head.

What about people?

It wasn't quite the script she had imagined.

Shouldn't it be some bastard taking advantage of someone's vulnerability to do some indescribable, extremely lewd things to a comatose, problem child?

And then... where did that guy go?

As for why Jingu Aoko has such "prejudice" against Kuroba Shido, it's entirely based on experience; after all, a certain despicable guy treated her the same way.

The way she pointed the gun at him was exactly the same way Kuroba Shido pointed it back...

Aoko Jingu: "..."

Shameless!

Jingu Aoko gritted her teeth and angrily walked into the classroom. She didn't see anyone standing, but there was someone lying on the middle table... Miyazaki Kiyoshi.

Aoko Jingu: "???"

"Ginseng!"

"squeak?"

"No, this is deer antler. And next, ginseng."

"squeak?"

"Great!"

Strange, inexplicably familiar sounds came from an inconspicuous corner of the classroom. Jingu Aoko looked in the direction of the sound and found Kuroba Shido squatting there training mice.

Aoko Jingu: "???"

What is this guy doing?

A huge question mark appeared above Jingu Aoko's head. She suddenly remembered the boast that Kuroba Shido had made in the restaurant earlier, saying that there was some kind of big black, original-skinned fancy rat.

Now it seems that Kuroba Shido wasn't bragging back then, and that such a thing really existed. So... the thing in front of us that looks like a rat as big as a rat is the original skin of the fancy rat, Big Black, that Kuroba Shido mentioned before?

Aoko Jingu: "..."

Jingu Aoko first glanced at Kuroba Shido, who was squatting in the corner, enthusiastically training Daikoku, and then at Miyazaki Kiyoshi, who was lying on a makeshift "rest area" made of a few tables, seemingly enjoying himself...

Aoko Jingu fell silent, even questioning the meaning of life.

Is this guy even human?

What on earth is this guy doing?

You mean, if a woman who is completely defenseless, mentally challenged but reasonably attractive, is unconscious in front of you, your first reaction isn't to call for help or secretly do something evil... but to train a rat?

Is that right?

Aoko Jingu: "..."

"spoon!"

"squeak?"

"Great!"

Shido Kuroba was still squatting there, giving Daikoku a rice ball as a reward, when he suddenly noticed a huge shadow behind him... Tall, thin, with long hair, it was the club president!

Kuroba Shido's lips curled up, and he instantly transformed into the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King, having already considered all sorts of possible terrible scenarios...

That's exactly why this muddy mess happened – come out here, my phone!

Kuroba Shido quickly pulled his phone out of Kuchako's pocket, opened the photo album, opened the "disclaimer" he had just recorded, and clicked play.

Aoko Jingu raised an eyebrow, looking at the video playing on Shido Kuroba's phone...

The image started to shake, as if searching for a suitable shooting angle, but it quickly stabilized.

"Hey, Big Black, hold the phone, don't move, that's right, just hold it steady, great!"

After confirming that Daikoku was the professional photographer, Kuroba Shido began to operate. The scene was not quite what Jingu Aoko had imagined. Kuroba Shido kept "jumping around" and trying to push Miyazaki Kiyoshi off him.

After trying for most of the day, he just kept doing sit-ups in place, perfectly demonstrating what a weak and useless little chef looks like!

"My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens! Open the gate!"

Kuroba Shido chanted a mysterious Eastern incantation, as if he had received some kind of blessing from the unseen world, and his whole body was filled with power. This time, he finally succeeded in lifting Miyazaki Kiyoshi off his body.

Good news: It's been lifted.

Bad news: I raised it too high...

The result of using too much force was that, bang, the minister's head hit the table behind him squarely.

Kiyoshi Miyazaki's deep sleep +1...

"Hiss... We have to cut this part out later. Stop recording, stop recording, turn it off now, we can't record this." Kuroba Shido's expression changed.

After placing the person in place, the screen shook for a moment. Kuroba Shido hurriedly snatched the "criminal evidence" that was still being recorded from the big black hand and pressed the pause button.

That's about enough. If we keep recording, I'll get kicked out again. We'll have to edit it later...

Before Kuroba Shido could finish editing the video and perfecting his "disclaimer," "Miyazaki Kiyoshi," who was still enjoying himself, woke up and appeared behind him.

Well... although what I saw was the original disclaimer, no matter what, he must have put in a lot of effort, right?

Surely the minister wouldn't be so petty?

Okay, the minister is such a petty woman... no, spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw can easily affect the excavator's matrix.

While chanting the "Heart-Cleansing Mantra" specifically for dealing with the Minister, he kept rubbing his hands together like flies, a fawning smile on his face, and then turned his head.

"Hehe, Minister, you probably won't mind... Ahhh—"

When Kuroba Shido realized that the person behind him was not Miyazaki Kiyoshi, but Jingu Aoko, he screamed in fright and kept backing away. When Dahei heard Kuroba Shido's scream, it also screamed, and the two of them hugged each other and screamed!

"Ahhhhh—"

"squeak--"

Aoko Jingu: "..."