American comics: Incredible comprehension, hand-crafted forbidden spells

"Barbarians of Kamar-Taj! Give me back my hammer!"

In the mage's dormitory, Thor, half-naked, lay on the bed, furiously and impotently staring at the ceiling.

Before he could vent his anger, a slow, leisurely voice drifted in from the doorway: "It seems we meet again, Prince of Asgard."

Thor suddenly turned his head.

The visitor was none other than the Ancient One.

Thor remained completely unfazed, yelling at the top of his lungs, "Ancient One! Stop talking nonsense! Give me the hammer!"

That voice was loud enough to blow the roof off.

If it were an ordinary mage, daring to be so unruly, they would have been thrown out to feed the dogs long ago.

Kothal was an exception, after all, he had a really bad time in Kamar-Taj.

The Ancient One completely ignored Thor's gruff voice and calmly replied, "I heard from the King that your butt is injured again."

That single word "again" is absolutely devastating.

Thor instantly lost his temper. Already seething with rage, he completely lost control: "Ancient One! You better hand over the hammer right now! Otherwise, I'll smash Kamar-Taj to pieces today!"

The words were very harsh.

Unfortunately, he was currently naked with his dark buttocks exposed, his hands gripping the sheets tightly, making him look ridiculous and completely lacking any divine dignity.

Having cultivated for hundreds of years, Gu Yi possessed astonishing self-control and managed to suppress her laughter.

"Relax, I'll treat your wound."

Gu Yi walked to the bedside, waving a small fan in her hand, speaking casually.

She glanced down at Thor's injuries and shook her head, "A perfectly good piece of meat, burned beyond recognition."

Thor: "..."

If you're going to treat an illness, then treat the illness. Why are you commenting on my butt?!

Thor cursed inwardly.

But he was a tough guy who'd already been spanked three times, so he was completely unfazed and showed no embarrassment whatsoever. Instead, he retorted defiantly, "Don't think that just because you're treating my wounds, I'll go easy on Kamar-Taj!"

Gu Yi took out a jar of ointment and casually applied it to his wound: "After all, it was your junior brother who made this mess. As his master, it's my duty to clean up the mess."

Thor snorted loudly, thinking to himself: At least you guys have some self-awareness!

and many more!

Thor suddenly realized what was happening.

"What did you just say?!" Thor whirled around, his eyes wide as saucers. "Who inflicted this wound?!"

"Oh, it's Lin Jie." Gu Yi's tone remained calm. "He recently learned a new spell, and while practicing it, he accidentally changed your lightning into fire."

Thor: "..."

boom!

It felt like a million bombs were exploding in Thor's head at once.

Lin Jie!

It's Lin Jie again?!

Including this time, that's the third time!

The first two times they stabbed him with a spear, leaving two bloody holes. This time they're even more ruthless—setting him on fire to roast him?!

What's most infuriating is that, because of this fire, Thor's backside has been lined up and inspected by all the sorcerers of Kamar-Taj!

His face, that of the Asgardian prince, was completely humiliated!

"Where's Lin Jie?! Gu Yi, give me the hammer! I'm going to chop this kid up!"

Thor's eyes turned red, and he slammed his hand on the bed, wishing he could jump up and kill someone right now.

Gu Yi stopped what she was doing, her brow furrowing slightly: "Want to fight him to the death? Are you sure you've thought this through?"

"He's the one who should be thinking!" Thor roared furiously. "He dared to burn even the prince of Asgard! I think he's tired of living!"

Thor was furious, spitting everywhere.

Just then, an incredibly awkward voice suddenly came from the doorway.

"Um...did we disturb you?"

The voice sounded very familiar.

Thor paused for a moment, then looked in the direction of the sound.

The next second, Thor froze into a stone statue.

There were two people standing at the dormitory entrance.

One is Tony Stark in a suit, and the other is Natasha, the Black Widow, in a tight-fitting suit.

Modu stood behind them with a dark expression.

At this moment, Tony and Natasha's eyes were filled with shock, astonishment, and even a hint of something indescribable eeriness.

Nonsense! How could you not be shocked?!

They traveled a long way to find someone, only to find Thor lying on the bed without pants on, with a bald woman in a yellow robe standing next to him.

The two were just arguing loudly and excitedly, with Saul shouting that he wanted something...

This scene is absolutely explosive!

Tony Stark pushed up his sunglasses, a wild grin spreading across his face. "Thor, while I respect the cultural differences between planets, I have to admit, you have some pretty unusual tastes."

Thor: "..."

Black Widow Natasha raised an eyebrow, barely suppressing a laugh: "What? Aren't you going to introduce this lady to us?"

Thor: "..."

Thor completely lost his composure.

If I said we were simply healing, would you filthy-minded earthlings believe me?!

The air was eerily quiet for a few seconds.

"Sorcerer Supreme." Mordo, who was standing at the back, finally spoke, stepping forward and bowing respectfully to the Ancient One.

Upon hearing this address, Tony and Natasha immediately stopped teasing him.

The Supreme Master? Just from the name, he sounds like a formidable character.

So this bald woman is the boss here?

"I am the highest-ranking person here. You can just call me Ancient One."

Gu Yi walked to the basin next to her and slowly washed her hands.

Just as Tony was about to start negotiating...

Gu Yi suddenly waved her hand.

Click!

The surrounding space seemed to turn into fragile glass, and with a crisp cracking sound, countless mirrors flipped and folded, instantly enveloping Tony and Natasha.

The two men's expressions changed drastically.

They instinctively tried to find Thor, but discovered that although Thor was right in front of them, he seemed to be isolated in another dimension and could not hear them at all.

"What kind of trick is this?!"

Tony was horrified.

"Mirror space. If you fight in here, you won't have to pay compensation even if you destroy a building."

Gu Yi shook the water droplets off her hands and sat down cross-legged in mid-air.

"This is... magic?" Tony swallowed hard, his proud scientific worldview slightly shaken.

"Call it whatever you want. Spells or arcane arts, whatever."

The Ancient One's gaze instantly turned incredibly sharp, and an inviolable and terrifying pressure erupted from his body.

"Alright, Avengers, now tell me, what exactly are you trying to do by trespassing on Kamar-Taj?"

Feeling the suffocating atmosphere, Tony and Natasha quickly found a place to sit down, not daring to even breathe loudly.

The two exchanged a glance, and the same thought simultaneously popped into their minds:

Thor has really made something of himself!

On Earth, they've actually managed to latch onto such an awesome backer!

To be so shameless as to live off a woman, you have to admire her!