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Thor grew angrier the more he thought about it, and gritted his teeth, trying to force himself to sit up.

"hiss--"

The moment he exerted force, the excruciating pain from the wound instantly tore at every nerve.

Thor felt a sudden tightness in his back, and gasped in pain, tears welling up in his eyes.

If it weren't for this damn injury! If it weren't for the hammer breaking!

He absolutely intends to smash these Kamar-Taj bastards into mincemeat with a single blow each!

"I think there might be some misunderstanding between us..."

Seeing the enraged Thor, the mage Wang steeled himself and stepped forward, intending to explain.

Before she could finish speaking, the Ancient One gently shook the folding fan in her hand.

This is a signal to keep quiet.

Master Wang immediately swallowed the rest of his words and obediently stepped aside.

"How are you feeling now?" The Ancient One ignored Thor's murderous glare and asked with a smile.

This seemingly casual question ignited Thor's fury.

"How's it going? I feel fantastic!" Thor roared through gritted teeth, veins bulging on his face. "If you could still laugh after someone shoved a bullet through your ass, then I'd truly admire you!"

The Ancient One shrugged, her tone remaining as calm as ever: "That is truly a regrettable thing."

Thor: ......

I regret it, you old man!

"Shut up! You bunch of Kamar-Taj lunatics! Don't think I've forgotten the messes you've made!"

Thor lay on the bed, unable to move, but his momentum remained undiminished.

"You embarrassed me in the Battle of New York, and now you're stealing the Tesseract from Asgard!"

"You ignorant mortals! Listen up! I am the prince of Asgard! My father is Odin, the ruler of the Nine Realms!"

Thor's roar made the wooden window frames in the room tremble slightly.

The Ancient One didn't even blink when Thor brought up his powerful backer.

Instead of getting angry, she strode to the bedside and reached out to lift the thin blanket covering Saul.

This action startled Saul!

"What are you doing! Who gave you permission to touch my blanket!"

Thor panicked and frantically twisted his upper body in an attempt to stop him.

How could a prince of Asgard be allowed to have his buttocks looked at by a bald woman?!

If word gets out, how will he ever face anyone in the Nine Realms again! Does he have no dignity left?!

Seeing Thor losing control of his emotions, Mordo quickly spoke up to calm him down: "Alright, stop struggling! Your wound is the priority. Besides, when you were brought here yesterday, it was the Sorcerer Supreme who personally treated and stitched up your wound."

"This is Kamar-Taj, a place for sorcerers to meditate. Nobody's interested in your ass!"

Modu added in a serious tone.

boom!

These words were like a bombshell, exploding directly in Thor's mind.

What the hell?!

My butt...was it cleaned by this bald woman yesterday?!

Thor's eyes widened, and he turned his head in disbelief, staring intently at the Ancient One.

"You...you saw my Asgardian butt?!"

Thor's voice trembled, feeling his worldview crumbling rapidly.

The Ancient One nodded slightly, expressionless, as if acknowledging it.

Thor was completely dumbfounded.

The earth-shattering rage that had just been burning vanished without a trace.

Instead, there was an indescribable grief and deep despair.

He lay frozen on the bed like a deflated balloon, too exhausted to even shout.

Seeing Thor's utterly dejected appearance, the Ancient One remained calm: "I am the Sorcerer Supreme of Kamar-Taj, and everyone calls me the Ancient One."

"Just now, your father Odin came in person," the Ancient One slowly announced, bringing Thor even greater despair. "He has decided to leave you in Kamar-Taj for training. From today onward, you will train with the apprentices here."

Thor: ......

Experience? Cultivation?

I am the son of the God-King!

Cultivating alongside a group of ordinary apprentices?!

The old man has gone mad!

Ignoring Thor's shock, the Ancient One reached out and pulled back the corner of the blanket.

"Now, I'm going to change your dressing. Unless you never want to get out of bed for the rest of your life."

Thor: ......

"Lie down properly, relax your butt a bit, don't tense it up so much."

The Ancient One issued the medical orders in a calm tone.

Thor: ......

Oh God! Just kill me!

My Asgardian buttocks were exposed to a bald old woman!

Lin Jie, who was standing at the door, couldn't help but laugh when he saw this scene.

The mighty Thor encountered an epic social death scene in Kamar-Taj.

This art style is absolutely hilarious!

"In a couple of days, you'll be able to get out of bed and walk around."

A few minutes later, Gu Yi grabbed a dry towel, wiped her hands, and casually uttered a sentence.

Thor buried his face in the pillow on the bed, remaining silent like a dead man.

Today I've completely lost all face for the rest of my life!

He came in all high and mighty to settle scores, only to become a laughingstock himself.

His signature weapon had become a pile of scrap metal, and his backside was badly mangled.

The worst part is that he was treated like a monkey by a group of ordinary monks.

If there were a crack in the ground, he would definitely crawl into it without hesitation and hide for hundreds of years.

The Ancient One ignored Thor's feigned death and continued, "Your father instructed you to stay in Kamar-Taj and train. You won't be returning to Asgard anytime soon."

Upon hearing this, Thor, who had been feigning death, instantly bristled.

He abruptly raised his head, his eyes wide with shock: "Stop talking nonsense! Has the old man gone mad? Leaving me in this den of bandits?!"

Arrogant attitude, foul language.

However, Gu Yi was already used to it.

Odin from thousands of years ago had a temperament that was practically identical to this big, dumb guy in front of me.

Gu Yi didn't even feel angry. He turned to Lin Jie, who was standing at the door trying to suppress his laughter, and said, "Lin Jie, go and get the Eternal Spear."

The Eternal Spear?!

Upon hearing those four words, Thor's manic expression froze instantly.

As the crown prince of Asgard, how could he not know about this powerful weapon?

This is the symbol of the God-King, the most supreme divine artifact in the Nine Realms!

How could the old man's manhood possibly end up on Earth?

Thor stared at Lin Jie with a suspicious look on his face.

Lin Jie casually raised his right hand and drew a glowing golden circle in mid-air.

He reached inside and pulled his hand out, revealing a gleaming golden spear.

boom!

Thor felt as if he had been hit over the head with a blunt object; his jaw nearly dropped to the ground.

It truly is the Eternal Spear!

What shattered his worldview even more was that this weapon could choose its own master!

Those who are not recognized will be blasted away by powerful divine force even if they are touched.

How could this young man in the gray robe, with his thin arms and legs, hold it in his hand like a fire poker?!

What's wrong with the world?!

"The God King's exclusive weapon, you can't be mistaken, right?"

Ancient One smiled as he looked at the dumbfounded Thor.

Thor fell completely silent.

Even the Spear of Eternity is here. It seems the old man really did come and really abandoned him.

"Could it be... that the old man really abandoned me to you guys?" Thor gritted his teeth, feeling utterly resentful.

"Your father had good intentions." The Ancient One's smile faded, and her tone became serious. "He hopes you can shoulder the burden of being a king. But until you completely restrain your nature and possess the abilities befitting the throne, you can only cultivate your mind here. Otherwise, you can forget about ever setting foot on the land of Asgard in this lifetime."

Another trial!

Thor thought that being exiled to the mortal realm was the end of it, but who knew the old man was still not satisfied!

He stared at Gu Yi warily: "Who exactly are you? Do you know my father?"

"The God-King's might resounds throughout the galaxies; who doesn't know it?"

Saul remained unconvinced, gritting his teeth as he retorted, "I don't believe it! Why should I listen to only your side of the story?"

The Ancient One smiled and pointed to the sky outside the window: "Don't believe me? You can try calling Heimdall and see if the Rainbow Bridge will still let you go back."

Thor snorted coldly, then roared at the roof with all his might, "Heimdall! Open the Rainbow Bridge!"

A minute passed, and not a single bird flew by outside.

"Heimdall! Are you deaf? Take me back!"

Five minutes... ten minutes...

Thor's voice was hoarse from shouting, and his mouth was dry, but the sky remained a blindingly blue, without a trace of rainbow light.

Master Wang, who was standing to the side, could no longer bear to watch.

He yawned deeply, picked up a cup of tea from the table, and slowly walked to the bedside to hand it to him.

"Big guy, are you tired of shouting? Drink some water to soothe your throat, rest for a while, and then continue shouting," Master Wang said with a kind and honest expression.

Thor was indeed parched, and subconsciously glanced down at the cup.

With just one glance, Thor felt his blood rush to his head.

A few bright yellow chrysanthemums floated in the cup!

Chrysanthemum tea!

Thinking back to the terrible ordeal his rear had just suffered, Thor felt a surge of hot blood and felt deeply insulted.

"Die!" Thor roared, grabbing a teacup and smashing it hard on the floor.

With a sharp "crack," shards of porcelain shattered on the floor, splashing tea everywhere.

Master Wang took two steps back with an innocent look on his face, scratched his head, and explained, "Why are you angry? The Supreme Master said that the weather has been hot lately, and everyone is prone to getting internal heat, so he specifically instructed the kitchen to change all the drinks to chrysanthemum tea, which is good for clearing heat and reducing internal fire..."

Saul lay on the bed, trembling with anger, and squeezed out a few words through clenched teeth.

"You bunch of devils..."