Are you kidding me?! The boss of the Hell Dungeon is a loli!

Jiang Luo stopped in front of Zhou Wei.

She looked up at the two-meter-tall, burly man.

His scarlet eyes curved into crescent moons.

"Uncle, what did you just say?"

Her fair fingertips touched her chin.

Jiang Luo tilted her head as if recalling something.

"In this bizarre world, the weak have to be the dogs of the strong, right?"

Zhou Wei's black blood mixed with cold sweat splattered onto the stone slab, and his bald head shook like a rattle.

"No, no, no! I'm a dog! I'm a dog! Woof woof woof!"

To survive.

This dignified A-level dungeon boss has completely lost face.

He lay down on the ground and started barking like a dog.

"Alright." Jiang Luo waved her hand lightly, and the dark red tentacles behind her raised their tips high. "I'll set the rules for this street from now on. Your Happiness Mental Hospital will become an affiliated property of Red Moon Castle."

Zhou Wei's teeth made a clicking sound.

"My lord, this is against the rules! This hospital is the foundation I've built up through hard work!"

"Rules?" Jiang Luo stomped her heels heavily on the bluestone pavement. "Didn't you just say that you set the rules? Now that I'm stronger than you, of course I get to decide the rules. What, you have a problem with that?"

The tentacles immediately tightened.

The sharp barbs pierced Zhou Wei's calf with a soft thud.

"Aaaaaah!" Zhou Wei yelled at the top of his lungs, "No objections! Absolutely no objections!"

Jiang Luo nodded in satisfaction.

Continue to increase investment.

"From now on, half of the players you catch each month must be sent to my castle as fertilizer. If you catch one less, I'll have Stella go to your hospital to trim the potted plants."

Isn't that what I just said?!

Zhou Wei felt as if a wad of cotton was stuck in his chest.

They swaggered in to collect protection money.

As a result, they were robbed in return.

It looks like they're about to lose even their life savings.

"Uncle, since it's an affiliated business, shouldn't you hand over some of the medical equipment and special drugs in your hospital? My castle just opened, and I don't even have a decent operating table. Stella doesn't even have a place to put the fertilizer after she cuts the flowers."

Jiang Luo blinked her big eyes, her tone innocent and carefree.

Zhou Wei's features were scrunched up.

"My lord, those are my tools of the trade."

"You won't give it to me?" Jiang Luo raised one eyebrow.

Stella immediately understood and snapped the large silver scissors shut.

It was placed directly against Zhou Wei's thick neck, the sharp edge pressing through the skin, causing a few drops of dark brown blood to seep out.

"Give it all to me! I'll give it all to you!" Zhou Wei shrank back in fright.

He frantically pulled the hospital warehouse key from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Luo.

Staring at the large silver scissors.

He could only swallow the taste of blood in his throat.

"Fine, I'll give it to you."

Zhou Wei's head drooped to his chest, looking just like a plucked quail.

He shakily pulled a piece of parchment from his white coat pocket; the paper was stained with dried black blood.

Jiang Luo snapped his fingers.

The parchment floated up out of thin air.

Hovering in mid-air.

The paper was covered with twisted, eerie runes drawn in black blood.

[Ding! A Level A copy of Happy Mental Hospital has been detected requesting the signing of a supplementary agreement. Do you agree?]

Can an agreement still be signed?

Not bad.

"Agreed," Jiang Luo silently said to himself.

The parchment transformed into a beam of red light.

It burrowed directly into Jiang Luo's brow.

[Ding! Subsidiary agreement successfully signed! Happiness Mental Hospital officially becomes a subsidiary instance of Red Moon Castle!]

[Ding! Red Moon Castle's territory has expanded, and its current level has been upgraded to level two!]

[New feature unlocked: Territory Teleportation Array. The host can teleport between the castle and the hospital at any time.]

[Unlocked Level 2 Servant Recruitment Permissions.]

Has Red Moon Castle been upgraded?

Jiang Luo stared at the blue light screen that popped up in his line of sight.

Clapping their little hands in satisfaction.

This is a huge profit.

Not only did they get an A-level henchman for free.

There's also an additional stable breeding farm for players.

The hospital continuously provides fear points.

The castle will soon be upgraded to level three.

Zhou Wei slumped his shoulders.

He turned around, dragging the heavy chainsaw.

All he wants to do right now is get back to the hospital and find a few patients.

Let off some steam and vent your pent-up frustration.

"Wait," Jiang Luo called out, stopping them.

Zhou Wei's back was tense.

My knees went weak and I almost hit the stone slab.

"Is there anything else you need, my lord? The hospital is truly out of food."

Jiang Luo pulled out a pink-wrapped strawberry lollipop from somewhere.

He casually tossed it into Zhou Wei's arms.

"This is a reward for you." Jiang Luo leaned back in his high-backed chair, a sly smile curving his eyes. "Work hard in the future, and you'll get your share of the benefits. If you dare to do anything underhanded behind my back, I'll slice you up and feed you to the black roses in the backyard."

Zhou Wei held the pink lollipop in both hands.

His whole face was wrinkled like a dried orange peel.

He is a dignified A-level weirdo.

They actually got rid of me with just a lollipop?

This is such an insult to ghosts!

"Aren't you going to get lost?" Jiang Luo glanced at him sideways with his ruby-like eyes.

She toyed with the tattered teddy bear missing an eye between her fingers, her tone revealing undisguised disgust.

"Want to stay for dinner? Today's main dish is deep-fried bald heads!"

Director of the mental hospital: !!!

[Panic level +1000!]

The hospital director, no longer caring about saving face, stuffed the strawberry lollipop into the large pocket of his white coat and rushed out of the bronze gate.

The rusty heavy chainsaw left a trail of sparks as he ran faster than a rabbit across the stone slab.

I'm afraid that if I'm even a second too slow, I'll end up as a potted plant.

Stella stood to the side, holding a large silver pair of scissors.

A fanatical light flashed in its single purple eye.

She gazed at Jiang Luo's petite figure with fascination, her breathing becoming rapid.

"My lord, your commanding presence just now was more captivating than the crimson moon at the deepest part of the abyss."

Stella's knees buckled and she knelt on the ground.

He gripped the edge of the apron tightly with both hands.

"To subdue a filthy insect without shedding a drop of blood, and even make him willingly surrender his territory—Styra could never learn such a skill of manipulating her prey even if she studied for a hundred years!"

Jiang Luo rolled her eyes.

(￣_￣|||)

Was Lao Tzu strategizing and planning?

That's just desperate people squeezing out every last drop of value.

However, considering that the yandere maid had just shielded him from the chainsaw, Jiang Luo reluctantly jumped off the high-backed chair.

The black and red gothic skirt swept through the air.

"Well done." Jiang Luo stretched out her fair hand and patted Stella's shoulder perfunctorily. "Although that bald guy chickened out, the players in his hospital are excellent ATMs for fear points. You take two new cleaning maids to guard the gate. As long as the hospital sends people over, just pull them into the Red Moon Tea Party and go through the formalities."

Jiang Luo stroked his chin, pondering.

"Remember, don't kill it; you have to take it slow and carefully."

"Yes, ma'am! I'll use the gentlest scissors to trim their nails, ensuring they let out the most delightful screams every day!" Stella excitedly waved her large silver scissors.

Jiang Luo remained silent.

This abnormal standard of gentleness is clearly not on the same wavelength as normal people.

It was just that light tap just now.

Stella trembled as if she had been electrocuted.

Its single, purple eye was wide open, reflecting Jiang Luo's adorable face, and it emitted a chilling pant.

"My lord praised me! My lord actually touched my shoulder!" Stella clutched the spot where Jiang Luo had patted her tightly, as if it were some priceless treasure. "Stella will cut this piece of cloth and place it by her bedside, worshipping it daily!"

Jiang Luo's lips twitched violently.

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This maid is beyond saving, just destroy her!