Are you kidding me?! The boss of the Hell Dungeon is a loli!
Chapter 7: Turns out, even the bizarre can yield gold coins!
Jiang Luo stopped peeling the candy wrapper.
This foul wind carries undisguised malice.
Territory annexation is a common occurrence in this bizarre world.
They've come to cause trouble.
Jiang Luo jumped off the high-backed chair, lifted the hem of her black and red gothic skirt, and her little leather shoes clattered on the stone slabs.
The bronze gate opens to both sides.
A bald man over two meters tall was standing outside the door.
The white coat was smeared with dark brown bloodstains, and he dragged a rusty heavy chainsaw in his right hand.
There were still bits of bone and flesh stuck in the serrated edges.
[Target: Zhou Wei]
[Identity: Director of the Happy Mental Hospital, Instance Boss]
[Level: A]
Grade A?
Jiang Luo blinked twice.
Stella is Grade A.
This bald guy actually dared to come alone to collect protection money.
She brought up her control panel.
[Host: Jiang Luo]
[Identity: Lord of the Red Moon Castle Dungeon BOSS]
[Race: Abyssal Mystery]
[Rank: S (Rank can be upgraded as Red Moon Castle progresses)]
Jiang Luo: (`・ω・´)
S-class versus A-class.
The advantage lies with me.
The man's eyes bulged outwards, and his bloodshot eyes rolled around before his gaze settled on Jiang Luo.
After seeing the petite loli figure clearly, he threw his head back and laughed.
"Hahaha! I thought Red Moon Castle had gotten some amazing new master, but it turns out to be just a white-haired brat!"
Jiang Luo tilted her head back, her eyes quickly filling with tears, and her thin shoulders trembled.
(╥﹏╥)
"Uncle...who are you? The toy in your hand is scary."
The man slammed the chainsaw into the ground, shattering the stone slab.
"Listen up, kid!" He looked down at Jiang Luo condescendingly. "I'm the director of the Happiness Mental Hospital across the street! I set the rules for this street!"
Rough fingers poked Jiang Luo's nose.
"The weak must be the dogs of the strong! Your shabby castle has just opened; from now on, half of the players you capture each month must be sent to my hospital as experimental subjects!"
half?
Jiang Luo rubbed his little tiger teeth.
He doesn't even have enough to eat for himself, yet this bald guy wants to freeload.
It seems that it's the norm here for high-level bosses to exploit low-level bosses.
However, it's still uncertain who is exploiting whom.
She wants all the players from the Happy Mental Hospital.
She hugged the tattered bear even tighter, tears welling up in her eyes.
"But...but those guests are all here to keep Lolo company while she drinks tea." Her soft, childlike voice trembled with tears. "Uncle, if you take them away, Lolo will be very lonely."
The dean spat a mouthful of phlegm onto the ground.
"Enough nonsense! If you don't hand over the person, I'll tear down this wretched castle of yours today and turn you into a specimen to hang in my operating room!"
He picked up the chainsaw and started the engine.
The roar of engines filled the hall, along with the pungent smell of gasoline mixed with the stench of blood.
Jiang Luo sighed.
"Uncle, you're sick." She dropped her pitiful act and smiled.
(≖ᴗ≖)✧
Zhou Wei's movements faltered.
I don't understand why this kid suddenly changed his expression.
"You're out of your mind, you need to get it fixed." Jiang Luo took out a strawberry lollipop, stuffed it into his mouth, and crunched it to pieces.
Zhou Wei was so angry that the few remaining hairs on his head trembled.
"You brat! You're asking for it!" he roared.
The rusty chainsaw roared even louder.
The saw teeth spun wildly.
It aimed straight at Jiang Luo's white-haired little head and chopped at it.
Jiang Luo stood still.
Ruby-like eyes stared at the falling saw teeth.
She had no intention of hiding at all.
The battle between the bizarre is a contest of pure strength.
S-class versus A-class: absolute crushing.
The chainsaw was less than half a meter above his head.
Clang!
The sound of metal clashing echoed through the street, sparks flying everywhere.
A giant silver pair of scissors pierced through.
It forcefully stopped the wildly spinning chain.
Stella's dark purple, wavy hair danced wildly in the air currents.
She stood in front of Jiang Luo.
The black and white maid uniform fluttered in the wind.
"You filthy bald worm." Stella's single purple eye was filled with violent killing intent.
She stuck out her tongue and licked off the engine oil splattered on her face.
"How dare you point your foul-smelling piece of junk at my lord! You are courting death!"
Zhou Wei's hands were split open at the base of his thumbs.
Black blood trickled down his wrist.
His eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
This force.
This chilling and oppressive aura...
Absolutely Grade A!
Zhou Wei's mind went blank.
An A-level anomaly actually calls this white-haired brat "master"?
He has been running rampant and domineering on this desolate street for years.
It relies on the strength of the A-level dungeon boss.
But now any maid could easily catch his full-force attack with one hand.
A bizarre world with a strict class system.
It can make an A-level weirdo completely devoted to being a dog.
This kid's true level.
Could it be an S-rank?!
【Ding! 】
[A-level eerie phenomenon detected: Zhou Wei is experiencing extreme fear; fear level +2000!]
Jiang Luo's little hand, which was about to take out the candy, stopped in mid-air.
(O_O)?
What's going on?
Can the bizarre provide terror points?
She looked at the soaring numbers on the panel.
(ಡωಡ) Goodness.
So even weird things can drop coins! System, you should have told me sooner!
Why bother scaring those human players?
Wouldn't it be better to just collect protection money directly in the supernatural world?
Jiang Luo's gaze towards Zhou Wei changed.
This is hardly a bully trying to cause trouble.
This is clearly a walking ATM!
Zhou Wei felt a chill run down his spine from being stared at like that of a fat sheep.
He forcefully pulled the chainsaw back.
They retreated repeatedly.
The soles of the shoes scraped against the stone slabs with a harsh sound.
"Misunderstand."
Zhou Weiqiang forced a smile that looked more like a grimace, his fleshy muscles trembling.
"It's all a misunderstanding. I suddenly remembered that there are still a few patients in the hospital who need electroconvulsive therapy, so I won't disturb your tea any longer, Lord."
After saying that, he turned and ran.
They didn't even bother to pick up the pieces of meat that had fallen on the ground.
"Autumn beans and burlap sacks"
A soft, sweet, childlike voice sounded from behind.
The stone slab beneath Zhou Wei's feet shattered.
Countless dark red tentacles burst forth from the ground.
They wove together a net, sealing off all his escape routes.
The tentacles are covered with barbs and suckers.
It reeked of a nauseating, bloody smell.
Jiang Luo walked around from behind Stella.
He had a lollipop in his mouth.
The little leather shoes made a crisp clattering sound as they stepped on the stone slabs.
"Miscellaneous fish." Jiang Luo tilted his head.
The corners of her lips parted again.
(≖ᴗ≖)✧
"Since you're already here, why are you in such a hurry to leave? My Red Moon Tea Party just happens to need someone to serve tea and water."
Zhou Wei's Adam's apple bobbed up and down. His thick legs went limp and trembled like noodles.
"My lord, I truly had no idea that your place was full of hidden talents. I was blind. Please just ignore me."
Stella approached, holding a large silver pair of scissors, her scarlet tongue brushing against the corner of her lips.
"My lord, should I cut off his limbs and use them as potted plants? They would look beautiful placed on either side of the door, or I could twist off his bald head and let you kick it like a ball!"
Jiang Luo rolled her eyes.
o(▼皮▼メ;)o
"You need to tone down your twisted aesthetic sense. We should win people over with virtue. How can you just cut off someone's limbs like that? At least leave one leg for him to go back and report."
Zhou Wei felt a heat between his legs and almost wet his pants on the spot.
Is this what you call winning people over with virtue?!
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