My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.

Su Tang immediately gathered all the female insects before her and loudly announced:

"I've decided to pursue advanced studies at the Imperial Military Academy!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his tail high, put one hand on his hip and held a spoon in the other, assuming a quarrelsome posture, ready to meet the expected wave of opposition.

然而，意料之外事情发生了。

"I think this is a good suggestion." A hint of a smile flashed in Klein's icy blue eyes. "A military academy would certainly be of great help in building... well, the foundation for your evil cause."

His voice was calm, as if he were stating a perfectly ordinary decision.

Su Tang froze, the spoon hovering in mid-air.

Rohart took the spoon from Su Tang, scooped a spoonful of fruit tea and fed it to the dazed little male insect, nodding in agreement, a rare relaxation appearing on his resolute face: "The environment of the military academy is indeed much simpler than the outside world, and the security measures are also the highest level in the empire."

Lancelot stole a small cookie from the plate Isaac had prepared for the lord and stuffed it into his mouth. Although he didn't say anything, the slight upturn of his lips already showed his attitude.

Rohart untied his apron, knelt on one knee, and said earnestly, "If a change of environment can make you happy, then it's definitely worth considering."

His tone even carried a hint of relief: "At least it's much safer than you thinking about 'exploring' the outer star systems all day long."

Su Tang blinked, looked at Klein, then at Rohart, and finally at Lancelot, the pink-haired female soldier nodding slightly.

"Compared to some chaotic variety shows, military academies have strict management and clear backgrounds for their members, making them much easier to control than the production teams." Lancelot picked up the teacup the male insect had just used, took a slow sip, rolled his eyes, and said, "Hmph, Isaac, why is this tea you brewed so sour!"

"Where is it sour? Isn't that what fruit tea is like?" Rohart took the teacup, smelled it, and understood.

This pink mantis is probably jealous because it thinks the male has gone to a new map and will bring back a few more females.

But to please his master, Lancelot suppressed his jealousy and agreed to let him "go to school".

The female soldiers exchanged a knowing glance.

They all noticed Su Tang's recent changes—the usually energetic and noisy little male insect has been spending a lot of time alone lately, and he can't even muster the energy for his favorite villain role-playing game.

If going to military school can help him get back on his feet, it would undoubtedly be a good choice.

Moreover, they have absolute confidence in their ability to protect the male insects.

Su Tang's little mind was a bit confused for a moment. Where was the fierce opposition he had anticipated?

His prepared arguments were now completely useless.

This smooth sailing left him somewhat bewildered.

"You..." he began hesitantly, "...don't object?"

"Why should I object?" Klein countered. "Baby, I've said it before, as long as you're happy, I'll support any idea you have. Don't you trust us?"

Su Tang looked at them suspiciously, but after waiting for a few seconds, there was still no objection. The female insects seemed to be happy about it.

Su Tang's eyes quickly ignited with fighting spirit!

"Very good!" He slapped his small hand on the table with a soft "thud." "Since you all agree..."

He immediately slid off the chair, ran to the side, and skillfully used his smart device to dial the Xiongbao Association's communication channel.

On the other end of the communicator, President Sipunet was enjoying a rare moment of peace during the day, savoring black tea from Assam. Upon hearing Su Tang's voice, his hand trembled, and the exquisite porcelain cup nearly slipped from his grasp.

"Lord Su, Su Tang?" Sypnett's voice carried a hint of wariness. "What...instructions do you have this time?"

"Hey! Old Deng!" Su Tang said into the communicator in a childish yet fierce voice:

"I order you to immediately complete the enrollment procedures for the Imperial Military Academy!"

He spoke into the communicator, emphasizing each word clearly:

"Remember! Go through the back door!"

He emphasized the last three words, as if it were something glorious.

Cypnet: "..."

The female soldiers present were all suppressing their laughter. They could almost imagine the old chairman's expression at that moment—a comical mix of helplessness, headache, and wanting to cry.

"To military academy..." Sypnet's voice rose eight octaves, "To go to school?"

"Please calm down," Sipnet tried to persuade her. "The Imperial Military Academy is a place for training female soldiers; there has never been a precedent for recruiting male insects!"

His tone turned serious: "Your Excellency Su Tang, please understand, this is not merely a matter of custom. Male insects are incredibly precious, and have always received one-on-one education in a comfortable and safe environment. If you wish to learn, I can hire elite sub-female teachers for you..."

"I'm going to military academy!" Su Tang interrupted impatiently.

"But the Imperial Military Academy, that's a hellish place, all females! The training is brutal! There are always quotas for wounded soldiers every year! How could I possibly let you go to a place like that?! There's never been a precedent in history for male insects attending a collective school!"

President Sypnet felt like he was suffocating. Why was this little brat so unpredictable?!

"Absolutely not!" Sipnet objected firmly. "That's not a place for you! It's too dangerous!"

Upon hearing this, Su Tang immediately became short-tempered.

"Why not?!" He jumped up and down at the video call like a flea. "I'm going to break the rules! That's what makes me the evil demon king!"

Sipnet felt a wave of dizziness. He recalled the chaos Su Tang had caused when she participated in "The Insect Star Grand Stage." He simply couldn't imagine putting Su Tang among a group of hot-blooded, naive young female insects...

The scene was too beautiful for him to bear.

"No! Absolutely not!" Sypnet tried to put up a final resistance:

"Besides, your physical condition..." Sipnet tried to find a more convincing reason, "The intensity of military academy training would bleed even a female insect; how could your delicate body withstand it?!"

Upon hearing this, Su Tang became even angrier: "Who said I was going to participate in some lousy training! I'm going to be the school bully, how could I possibly attend classes obediently!"

"And this is discrimination!" he accused. "Why can female insects go, but I, the great one, can't?!"

"This isn't discrimination, it's protection!" Sipnet's voice was filled with anxiety. "Think about it, most of the students in military academies are young and impetuous, lacking battlefield experience and social experience. They all think they are the center of the world, and they are at the age when they are most prone to impulsiveness..."

Sipnet was deeply worried: "What if some fool offends you..."

"I don't care!" Su Tang began to unleash his talent for being unreasonable and argumentative.

"I don't care about history or conventions!" he declared loudly. "I am the walking rule!"

He paused for a moment, then used his long-forgotten "secret weapon" once again.

On the other end of the communicator, Su Tang turned her face away, and where President Sipunet couldn't see, took a deep breath, imagining the feeling of competing with her female insect in eating. Her face turned red, and her amber eyes quickly filled with tears.

He turned around: "Are you looking down on me?! Do you think I can't even do something as simple as going to school right?!"

The little male insect's tears came suddenly, falling in large drops, but its eyes still stared "fiercely" at the smart screen, as if this could convey its will.

"I've never been to school!"

He recalled his time on Earth, where he had private tutors. Although he didn't learn much, he was at least a happy third-generation rich kid, and if he was lucky, he could continue to live off his brother and become a fourth-generation rich kid. But now, in the Zerg, he was not only forced to buy and sell things by the evil system, but also had to suffer from Old Deng's obstruction during the rising phase of his career...

Su Tang was overcome with grief, staring at the communicator with tears in her eyes, as if she could penetrate the signal and let the old fox on the other end feel her "anger" and "sorrow".

"I just wanted to see what the school was like..."

He sobbed, "Is this wrong...?"

Silence fell on the other end of the communicator.

President Cyprinet clutched his heart, his hands trembling as he poured a small pill into his mouth—oh my god! Which female insect could possibly be moved by a male insect's tears!

Seeing that the little male insect was really crying, Klein quickly tucked Su Tang into his arms and gently comforted her; Rohart was pacing anxiously to the side, and tore open the packaging bag to try to coax her; Lancelot's violet eyes were fixed on Sypnet, filled with the malice of wanting to kill the insect and silence her.

Isaac stood to the side and spoke at the opportune moment, his voice neither too loud nor too soft, just loud enough for Sipnet on the other end of the communication line to hear:

"President, so what if it's unprecedented in history? Have you ever considered how many 'unprecedented in history' achievements Su Tang has already created?"

His voice seemed to possess a magical quality, making the insects unable to resist listening to him.

"As you can see, the security at the military academy is indeed top-notch in the empire, without a doubt."

"As for the order issues that Lord Su Tang might cause," Isaac's voice seemed to carry a magical quality, "my brother Adlord has a special ability to mimic the aura of inanimate objects. This method can help the male master disguise the overflowing male insect essence."

He emphasized slightly: "At least, it won't cause widespread chaos..."

Su Tang pricked up her ears and immediately joined in when she heard Isaac start a group chat:

"Yeah, right! I'm not some insect! Adlord's already there, isn't he?"

Isaac then added, "The Marshal, Senior Rohart, and Senior Lancelot will also be nearby to protect you, so there's really no need to worry too much about your safety..."

President Sypnet heard it all clearly on the other end.

He felt his blood pressure soaring.

"Isaac!" Sypnet couldn't help but rebuke, "You lowly insectoid from the frontier planet! Don't you dare stir up trouble!"

But Isaac's words had already worked.

Just listening to Su Tang's tearful accusations, his strong mental defenses began to crack.

In addition, Isaac's reasonable "supplementary explanation"...

The old chairman let out a long, long sigh.

He... wavered.

"But!" Sypnet tried to make a final stand:

"This isn't something I, an insect, can decide! It also requires the academy's intervention..."

Before he could finish speaking, Su Tang excitedly interrupted him:

"It's settled then! Go and get on with it!"

Su Tang sobbed, tears welling in her eyes, and even blew a snot bubble from her nose: "Stop dawdling! My wicked business can't wait that long!"

Before Sipnet could say anything more, Su Tang hung up the call.

Cypnet: "..."

The old chairman put down the AI ​​communication device and felt utterly exhausted.

He rubbed his throbbing temples and paced around the office several times.

This little devil really does whatever he wants! What kind of place is the Imperial Military Academy? Is it a place you can just go and "play around" with?

No, absolutely not! This is insane!

But he knew Su Tang's stubborn temper, and a direct refusal would only add fuel to the fire.

He needed a way to effectively dissuade Su Tang while preventing this little devil from causing even bigger trouble.

Sipnet thought of Edward Hosen, the current principal of the Imperial Military Academy.

Hosen is a seasoned female soldier, modeled after the majestic Hercules beetle, known for her meticulousness, rigidity, and strong emphasis on tradition. Having him step forward and explain the pros and cons might deter Su Tang… or at least, hopefully make him abandon this absurd idea!

He immediately connected with Principal Hosen's private communication channel.

"Principal Hosen," Shipnett's voice was filled with unprecedented weariness, "I have a... presumptuous request..."

He briefly explained Su Tang's thoughts.

"I hope that, in your capacity as the principal, you can explain to His Excellency Su Tang the rules and regulations of the military academy and the rigor of its admission standards..."

He hoped that Huo Sen could use facts and rules to make Su Tang understand that this path was not feasible.

"Your Excellency Su Tang, you seem to want to attend the Imperial Military Academy... uh, to study there?" Principal Huo Sen's calm voice came through the communicator, tinged with a hint of surprise.

"Your Excellency, as you know, military academy is not a playground. Every course and every training session here is designed to forge warriors who can survive and win on the battlefield," Hossen said solemnly. "This is not child's play."

"Of course I know!" Sipnet said, somewhat annoyed. "That's why we need you! You're a highly respected principal; perhaps His Excellency Su Tang will heed some of your words..."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the communicator.

"I understand. I will personally communicate with His Excellency Su Tang and explain the special circumstances to him."

"Then I'll have to leave it to you!" Sipnet exclaimed as if grasping at a straw.

The following day, Su Tang's ice castle welcomed two heavyweight insect figures—Sipnet Vincent, the president of the Xiongbao Society, and Edward Hosen, the principal of the Imperial Military Academy.

Principal Hosen was tall and imposing, with a serious face, sharp eyes, and an aura of authority emanating from him.

"Your Excellency Su Tang," he bowed slightly, "I've heard you're interested in learning about the Imperial Military Academy?"

"It's not 'understanding'!" Su Tang corrected, "It's 'taking over'! It's 'conquering'!"

Principal Hosen looked at the spirited, lively, and endearing little male insect before him, maintaining a serious expression but with eyes full of affection.

"You're the principal, right!" Su Tang cleared his throat, trying to make his voice sound more mature and reliable. "I'm serious! I'm going to your military academy to establish my evil foundation!"

"I understand your...ambitions," Principal Hossen said, carefully choosing his words, at Sipnet's wink. "However, all the courses and training standards at the Imperial Military Academy are tailor-made for female insect students."

He listed the names and intensity of several basic training subjects, any one of which would be enough to make pampered male insects retreat.

"I'm not going to class!" Su Tang said defiantly, hands on her hips. "I'm going to be the school bully! To recruit those future military officers as my underlings!"

Principal Hosen knew perfectly well that this little guy was indeed "full of surprises".

"Going through the back door is certainly possible." Hosen calmly blocked the elbow strike from Sypnet, despite Su Tang's surprised look.

"However, the entrance requirements for the Imperial Military Academy are the highest in the entire Empire. Every student, whether admitted through the unified enrollment or through special admission, must possess the corresponding potential and foundation."

"If you were admitted through irregular channels," Principal Hosen said earnestly, "I'm afraid it will be difficult to convince the public, and your evil deeds may attract unnecessary... criticism and exclusion."

"At that time," Principal Hossen emphasized, "let alone winning over followers and expanding your business, you'll probably struggle to even gain basic respect..."

Hosen also made a point of mentioning Adlord, "Even your subordinate, Adlord, who got in through connections, did so only because of his outstanding S-class potential and solid academic foundation."

His words were like a bucket of cold water, trying to extinguish Su Tang's enthusiasm.

Sipnet was satisfied.

Su Tang's face tightened.

After his brain processed at a high speed of 0.01 bytes per second, he came to the conclusion that "Principal Hosen is telling the truth".

School bullies always get what they want with their fists! If he really got in through "connections," those arrogant female students probably wouldn't respect him at all!

Su Tang's heart began to ache. He hated being looked down upon! Especially by the underlings he was to eventually recruit! It was an utter disgrace!

But he couldn't back down! As the future Demon King, how could he be intimidated by such a small difficulty?!

He took a deep breath, as if making a momentous decision, and with his tail stiff, he bluntly uttered:

"Then...then I, this great one, will take the exam!"

He cried out loudly, almost with tears in his eyes, with a tragic and desperate air.

So what if it's an exam?! King Su Tang is fearless!

Military academy... what exactly does it test? He had no idea.

He immediately called out in his mind:

"System! System! I'm in dire need of help! Quickly grant me a cheat code!"

[Phee—Detecting a strong need from the host, the system is temporarily offering the following body enhancement and modification programs to help you conquer the exam:]

[Option A: [Body of the God of War] Basic Modification. Price: 5,000,000 Evil Points. Function: Temporarily increases physical attributes, reaction speed, and basic theoretical calculation ability tenfold based on the host's inherent attributes.]

Option B: [All-Round Academic Superstar] Intellectual Support. Price: 8,000,000 Evil Points. Function: Directly loads a basic military theory and tactics question bank, along with basic combat program assistance. (Distribution method is the same as the Language Gift Pack.)

Option C: [Zerg Encyclopedia] Instant Infusion. Price: 12,000,000 Haunt Points. Function: Provides standardized answers and explanations covering the entire assessment scope in one go. Duration: Until the end of the assessment. (Side effect: May cause information overload and short-term dizziness.)

Su Tang stared at the string of zeros that followed, and her vision went black.

"Robbery!" he roared inwardly. "I don't have that many evil points!"

[Pyrrole—Host distress detected, Good Loan helps you reach the pinnacle of insect life! Limited-time offer: 32.88% interest rate…]

Su Tang immediately interrupted the young man: "Don't even think about tricking me into taking out a loan! Do you have a free trial version?"

The system fell silent.

There was a long silence.

Just when Su Tang thought the system had crashed and his freebie attempt was over, the cold notification sounded again:

[Based on the detection of the host's financial situation and the urgency of their evil deeds, the system is providing you with the most cost-effective assistance plan.]

[Exclusive Secret Technique: [Invincible Evil Qi Gong]. Price: 0 Evil Points.]

[Invincible Evil Qi Gong] has been installed for you. Have a nice day, goodbye.]

Su Tang: "!!!"

Is there really such a good thing?!

"Free?!" Su Tang could hardly believe it. "It sounds like some incredibly powerful ancient secret technique! Wow! Heaven is helping me!"

but……

"Why don't I feel anything at all?"

Your martial arts skills have reached a state of perfection, a return to simplicity; it's normal that you feel nothing.

In fact, there are no martial arts manuals at all; they are all made up by the system.

But Su Tang believed it to be true and immediately felt herself filled with power! An "evil" aura flowed through her body!

"System, you're so kind!" Su Tang exclaimed with delight. "Once I rule the universe, I'll definitely promote you and give you a raise! You'll earn tons of evil points!"

He immediately felt a surge of confidence, as if he could already see himself sweeping through the exam hall.

The system kernel paused for a few seconds, and a sense of guilt arose within it for deceiving a fool.

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The written test was held on the day of the assessment.

Su Tang sat in her seat with the paper exam paper specially prepared by the school for the male insect open in front of her.

He took a deep breath and solemnly picked up his pen.

1. The "X-9 Alloy" was supposed to withstand the intense radiation and dust storms of the desolate planet, but after three months of actual deployment, its surface hardness decreased by 20%. Please analyze the reasons for this decrease (Note: There are no abnormalities in the atmospheric composition and dust storm particle composition of the desolate planet).

A: It was urinated on by Old Mike during manufacturing, which caused its hardness to decrease.

2. A multi-terrain robotic arm designed for a mining station in the asteroid belt frequently experiences a sudden decrease in gripping force and abrupt release when grasping silicate meteorites, even though the arm's pressure sensors show normal readings. Please analyze the cause from the perspective of "interstellar mineral characteristics - mechanical interaction" and optimize the robotic arm's end effector design.

A: It must be like Old White's old robotic arm, worn out. Solution: Apply glue to the end of the robotic arm.

3. The "quantum entangled communicator" used in the interstellar communication station frequently experiences spontaneous breakage of entangled states within 30 seconds during data transmission with the base station, far exceeding the theoretical value (theoretical breakage time ≥ 24 hours). After eliminating magnetic field and radiation interference, analyze the quantum mechanism of entanglement state breakage and provide a solution.

A: The orange tabby cat broke the entangled state with a single swipe of its paw. Solution: Put a scratch-proof cover on the communicator and buy the orange tabby cat a yarn toy ball.

……

Su Tang was truly surprised that the questions were so simple! He was full of confidence, and his writing flowed effortlessly!

The proctors around me were all highly experienced instructors or professors.

At this moment, a group of female insects stretched their necks, their eyes closely following the movement of Su Tang's pen tip.

After Su Tang finally "finished" all the exam papers, she was led away by the staff...

The examination room erupted in chaos!

"Quick! Take a look!" An elderly professor with white hair excitedly pointed to the exam paper that Su Tang had just handed in.

On one of the mechanical design drawing exam papers, he had drawn a large, crooked skull symbol in the answer section.

"Oh! Such exquisite brushstrokes! Your drawing of the Meow Meow Beast is truly lifelike!"

Another tactical analysis instructor, wearing glasses, leaned over. "Anything else?! Let's see what Lord Su Tang wrote!"

Several examiners gathered around, their eyes wide, carefully "studying" Su Tang's "masterpiece".

"Brilliant!"

"Genius! Absolutely genius!" The old professor exclaimed, tears welling in his eyes. "So unconventional! So...so creative!"

"These abstract lines! This unrestrained composition! And this... this residue of male insect hormones... so pure!"

"Full marks!" He took a deep breath and announced without hesitation, "This paper deserves full marks! Who agrees? Who disagrees? Anyone who disagrees, get out now!"

"Quick! Give me this test paper!" Another instructor shouted swiftly. "I've studied tactical symbols my whole life, and I've never seen such, uh, such a direct and to-the-point expression!"

"What are you fighting over! Let's take turns watching! Let's take turns watching!"

"What the hell are you doing! I got it first!"

Ultimately, with all the examiners tacitly agreeing on the same point, Su Tang's written test score was perfect.

As for the exam papers that Su Tang had attached with male insect toxins, they were collected on the spot by several highly respected professors, who said they would take them back for "in-depth research".

……

Next is the combat skills assessment.

When Su Tang strode confidently onto the stage, he was stunned.

Standing opposite him was none other than one of his current underlings—Adlaud.

"The requirement for this entrance exam is to compete against the top student in the grade in this month's academy quiz," the proctor explained before loudly announcing, "The exam begins!"

Su Tang was not afraid of the towering Adlord at all.

Because he is now a grandmaster of Qigong!

Su Tang assumed what she considered a very intimidating starting stance, thrusting a palm out into the air and shouting, "Invincible Evil Qi Gong—Break!"

Adlaud: "..."

Adlord immediately noticed his brother Isaac's eyes twitching as he blinked.

Adlaud yelled, "Ah! I've been hit!"

The next second, Adlord seemed to be struck by an invisible force, staggering back a few steps before kneeling down, barely managing to steady himself, letting out a perfectly timed groan, a look of pain on his face.

Su Tang maintained her palm-out gesture, her small face solemn, as if she were truly unleashing some earth-shattering technique.

Adlores, very cooperatively, counted to ten before struggling to stand up straight again.

The entire process was smooth and seamless.

The referee immediately stepped forward and shouted:

"The victor is—Lord Su Tang!"

"Martial arts assessment score - perfect!"

Thus, Su Tang successfully passed the entrance examination for the Imperial Military Academy! And her perfect score in every subject was even recorded in history (unofficial history of the Imperial Military Academy).

An official document bearing the seal of the Imperial Military Academy—the "Special Admission Notice"—was solemnly delivered to Su Tang immediately after the exam.

[Reason for Special Recruitment]: Male insect.

With this, Su Tang's "evil cause" has taken another solid step forward.

"Hmph! This is power! Surrender to the evil radiance of this great master!" Su Tang proudly swished her little tail.

However, he didn't know...

"Dreiser," Hossen said on the communicator, his tone full of familiarity between old friends, "I've taken care of things for you, young sir. Can you now join the 'Sugar Army' as a full-fledged member?"

"Hehe, of course, old friend, welcome to the team!" Dreiser replied with a hearty laugh.

That's right, let me reintroduce him: Edward Hossen, a senior member of the Sugar Baby fan club, and a grandpa fan ranked 33rd on the donation list in the 【Evil Bad Sugar】live stream!

"It seems that our 'little sun' is finally going to illuminate this martial land."

Principal Hosen hung up the call, a barely perceptible smile appearing on his face, his tone carrying a hint of anticipation.