My evil self is completely unable to exert its power in the Zerg.
Chapter 47 Red-haired Dog vs. Vixen
As night deepened, the satellites of Moth cast a soft silver glow across the sky.
The hustle and bustle within the mansion had subsided, leaving only the rhythmic footsteps of the patrolling guards echoing in the corridors.
In the training room, Rohart had just finished a high-intensity warm-up. His bronze skin was covered with a thin layer of sweat, and his muscles rose and fell slightly with his breathing.
He picked up a towel, wiped his face, glanced at the time, and decided to quickly take a quick shower.
Over this period of time, Rohart and Isaac's relationship had grown considerably without them even realizing it. After learning about his deeds, Rohart admired him for being able to navigate the junk-ridden star system at such a young age, protecting a group of remnant cubs and his younger brother.
This "space pirate," whom he once considered a threat, proved unexpectedly reliable after joining the family. Isaac was not only highly capable but also extremely skilled at handling interspecies relationships, always managing to defuse awkward situations perfectly. Even a straightforward female soldier like Rohart had to admit that working with him was quite comfortable.
"Brother Rohart, shall we keep watch together tonight?" Isaac had suggested with a smile that afternoon. "Brother Su Tang seems to be in a bad mood lately, and I'd like to spend more time with him."
Rohart agreed without hesitation, but then felt a little awkward when he realized what he had promised.
But this wasn't the first time he'd kept watch with other insects.
Yes! We're all brothers, what's there to be shy about?
Rohart coughed lightly and walked towards Su Tang's bedroom.
He gently pushed open the door, but the sight before him left him frozen in place.
Under the soft glow of the nightlight, Su Tang sat on the carpet, his tail with tiny golden hearts wagging happily, while Isaac knelt beside him—
Rohart could hardly believe his eyes.
Amidst Isaac's short, orange-red hair stood a pair of fluffy orange dog ears, which would occasionally twitch sensitively.
What surprised the insect even more was that it also had a fluffy tail behind it, which was swaying enthusiastically from side to side.
"Brother, do you like it?" Isaac's voice was softer than usual, and his light brown, hooked eyes gleamed with a gentle light under the lamp.
"I want to touch them again! Their ears are so soft!"
Su Tang excitedly reached out and rubbed the realistic dog ears on Isaac's head. The sensation from his fingertips filled him with delight. "Isaac, how did you do that? It's so realistic! You should have participated in that Meow Meow Beast imitation contest! Let them see what real imitation is!"
Isaac tilted his head back obediently, letting Su Tang stroke him, even letting out a comfortable purr: "Thanks to the competition you thought of before, brother, it gave me inspiration. What else do you want to see, brother? I can turn into anything!"
Rohart stood at the door, caught in a dilemma.
He should have reprimanded Isaac for his frivolous behavior, but seeing Su Tang's rare, radiant smile, he swallowed his words. A strange bitterness spread through his heart—he was clearly the lord's only lackey, so why had he never thought of using this method to please the lord?
"Rohart!" Su Tang finally noticed the commotion at the door, her eyes lighting up. "Come quick! Isaac's turned into a dog!"
Isaac turned to Rohart with a meaningful smile, his dog ears twitching playfully. "Senior Rohart, wanna come along?"
Rohart stepped forward with a stern face, about to say something, when he saw Isaac pull out dog ear and tail ornaments from somewhere.
It was an exquisitely crafted bionic device, with deep red fur similar in color to his own hair. It also included a bow tie, gloves, and stockings, and the pure white clothing created a striking contrast with his bronze skin.
Just one glance was enough to make Rohart's face turn ferocious and terrifying.
"Shall we give it a try, senior?" Isaac blinked, his voice lowered so only the two insects could hear. "The male seems quite happy, doesn't he?"
Rohart stood frozen in place, his mind in turmoil.
Although he had even worn skirts before, he was an elite soldier from the military, how could he... especially do such a thing in front of a junior female insect?
The outfit is fine, but that tail! Isaac must have been deliberately given this because he can conjure things up!
But when he saw the expectant light in Su Tang's eyes, he couldn't bring himself to say no.
"Rohat, you should wear it too!" Su Tang pleaded, her tail unconsciously wrapping around his arm. "I want to see!"
After putting on his collar, gloves, and socks, under Su Tang's expectant gaze and Isaac's encouraging eyes, Rohart took a deep breath and, almost as if facing death, accepted the pair of dog ears.
Rohart's thick fingers struggled for a while with the delicate clips before he finally managed to secure the pair of deep red dog ears to his head.
As for that fluffy tail...
The thoughtful Isaac took it: "Senior Rohart probably can't wear it himself, let me help you!"
Rohart stiffened his body and performed a standard yoga pose—the cat-cow pose.
This was the second, no, the third time Rohart had so unguardedly exposed his back to another female insect. When the simulated tail touched him, Rohart shuddered, and sweat almost broke out on his brow.
"Ah... I accidentally got the size wrong for this one... I'm sorry, Rohart-senpai."
An apology that lacks any sincerity.
Fortunately, because Rohart was sweating profusely and cunning enough, Isaac managed to use a great effort to miraculously fix the tail to the drum.
When he finally finished dressing, he almost couldn't stand up again.
Su Tang's eyes shone as if they were filled with starlight.
The red-haired female soldier didn't look like a cute dog; her fierce face, coupled with that scar, made her look more like a terrifying wolf king, but Su Tang liked her very much.
"Rohart looks so good!" the little male exclaimed sincerely, reaching out to touch the dog ears that matched his hair color.
Rohart instinctively lowered his head to make it easier for Su Tang to move. When her soft little hand touched the bionic dog ear, a strange tingling sensation spread along his spine, causing him to involuntarily hold his breath.
"Senior, a dog should wag its tail at this time," Isaac whispered a reminder from the side, and his own tail wagged rapidly as an example.
"Shut up!"
Rohart's face instantly turned red. This kid was doing this on purpose! Why did he have to bring up something he didn't want to talk about!
He tried to control the unfamiliar tail using the power of his Spinner muscles, but the localized effort only resulted in a few stiff swaying motions.
"puff--"
Su Tang was amused by Rohart's clumsy appearance. His laughter was crisp and melodious, especially pleasant in the quiet night. "Rohart doesn't seem to know how to be a puppy!"
Seeing this, Isaac immediately sidled up to Su Tang, his dog ears drooping obediently, and his tail wagging even more vigorously: "Brother, didn't I do a good job?"
"Isaac is the best!" Su Tang praised generously, rubbing Isaac's soft dog ears with both hands.
As Rohart watched this scene, a surge of indomitable spirit welled up within him—he was clearly the best hound of the lord!
He took a deep breath, his long-term training giving him plenty of experience, and tightly restrained the tail, his face turning red from holding his breath.
Rohart recalled the way small animals acted cute and started to wiggle the drum.
The arc of the tail's flicking motion finally became natural.
"Rohart learned it too!" Su Tang turned to him in surprise, then cupped Rohart's face in her hands. "You're both the best puppies!"
At that moment, Rohart forgot all about the dignity of a female soldier and the prestige of a senior. Looking at Su Tang's radiant smile, he felt that everything was worthwhile.
During the rest of the night watch, Isaac skillfully used his abilities, sometimes changing the shape of his ears and sometimes altering the length of his tail, making Su Tang laugh heartily.
While Rohart wasn't as creative as Isaac, he gradually relaxed and started rubbing his bionic dog ears against Su Tang's palm.
Su Tang held the chocolate basket, her playful mood rising.
Please enjoy this famous children's song.
Pulling radishes.
Pulling radishes.
My tail tells me that we need to pull up the radishes right now!
Rohart was instantly put on the defensive.
But the red-haired female soldier was not one to sit idly by and wait to die. Adhering to the Zerg's fine tradition of being vengeful, she ruthlessly attacked Isaac's food.
With a "rip," the food packaging bag broke.
"My lord, haven't you always wanted a sour milkshake?" Rohart grinned and took out the "Friend Insect Potion 6.0 New Recipe" from his spatial button, and generously gave it to Isaac when he wasn't looking.
"This is the latest version. Although it doesn't have random flavors, it's said to stimulate the potential of estrogen, making the original flavor more complex."
Isaac, caught off guard, actually fell for it. He looked helplessly at Rohart: "Senior...you're asking too much of an insect."
He tore open the packaging bag himself, and Su Tang then discovered that Isaac's machine was different from the other female insects.
A normal Xingtian's Eye should have stood up long ago with the help of the male insect essence, but Isaac's was like a turtle hiding its head, refusing to come out no matter what.
That's right, his eyes were still sunken!
"I'm sorry for telling you so late, brother. The drinks were all made by Adlord. As for me... it's difficult to make them on my own because of the machine model." Isaac lowered his eyes, seemingly quite annoyed.
"Friendly Insect Agent 6.0 New Formula" eliminates the need for manual machine repair or the use of male insect hormones.
This version works extremely quickly. Isaac groaned, and tears began to seep from Xing Tian's eyes, which were tightly closed, after being hit.
However, due to the machine's defect, the grooves were full, and it took a long time for the snow to flow down the top of the snow, so it was all wasted.
Using this cup to taste beverages is significantly more difficult than using other normal machines!
"I'll have to trouble you, brother." Isaac looked at Su Tang hesitantly, "Maybe if you take a few more breaths, you'll feel better."
Su Tang's nose twitched. She wasn't sure if it was due to the new potion, but Isaac's milkshake had a mixed aroma of lime and orange, more like an octopus milk than a milkshake!
That's Opal! Su Tang shamelessly got tempted and leaned in to poke the bottle cap, startling Isaac so much that he jumped, and it even started raining in some areas.
Sweet and sour! Su Tang's eyes lit up, and she immediately grabbed the bottle and tried her best to save it, but Xing Tian's Eye had fallen too deep and she couldn't squeeze it out at all.
The little male insect angrily took out his snail-eating book and sucked hard into the bottle opening! The not-so-obedient Xing Tian's Eye finally emerged.
Adhering to the principle of "seeing it out and eating it immediately," Su Tang bit into the straw and began to eat heartily!
Compared to the previous pure sweet milkshakes, the slightly sour popcorn milkshake was clearly more to his liking.
When the cat-like insect is in a comfortable state of mind and body, it also stretches out.
Isaac had no experience feeding male insects, and he was quite excited about raising them for the first time. In addition, the machine was faulty, and he ended up smearing poor Su Tang's face with food.
Rohart couldn't stand seeing his lord treated this way. Besides, he wasn't exactly a saint who repaid evil with kindness. The red-haired female soldier gritted her teeth, uprooted the radish, and planted it in Isaac's territory.
"Ah! Senior!" Isaac had never been hit like this before. He lost his composure and his mind went blank. He couldn't remember any schemes or tricks.
Indeed, skills learned through reading memories are useless no matter how much theoretical knowledge one has; true knowledge can only be gained through practice.
Isaac also suffered from a lack of practical experience, and could only suffer from the torment of the male insects while being attacked by Rohart on his academic report.
And Rohart, the upright female soldier, wouldn't show favoritism at this moment. He generously lent Su Tang his academic report to plagiarize, but Cat Bug didn't hold back and attacked him directly.
As a veteran insect in the manor, Rohart not only helped Su Tang attack Isaac's academic report, but also virtuously took another Xing Tian Eye from Isaac's pocket to make it easier for the male insect to eat.
During this time, Isaac was powerless to resist.
Besides the "care" from his seniors, the male insects not only verbally attacked him, but also, seemingly for the sake of fairness, began to attack his academic report with golden hearts. Isaac didn't last long before surrendering.
Seeing the white flags fluttering in the sky, Isaac, finally welcoming peace, fainted in frustration. The machine continued to groan, tears streaming down its face, as Su Tang continued to torment it.
"Why is he just like that useless Lancelot? He doesn't learn anything good." Rohart frowned. "He should be given more practice too."
With his comrades fallen, Rohart was left to fight the male alone.
Su Tang's meals have been better lately, and she's getting plenty of nutrition. I don't know if she's growing, but the little male insect seems to be eating more than before. Although he hasn't grown taller and still cries a lot while eating, his endurance has improved.
Sometimes, even raising just one insect is not enough for Rohart.
Fortunately, Isaac was fundamentally different from Lancelot; he was only unconscious for a few minutes before being able to reactivate and rejoin the battle.
To make it easier for the male insect to feed and attack, Rohart had to carry Isaac on his back and do push-ups.
_(:3」∠)_Su Tang
(:L /)// Isaac
_(:X」∠)_ Rohart
The environment was harsh and unpleasant. Not only did they have to endure the constant howling and barking from their comrades behind them, but they also had to be constantly aware that their study reports might be attacked at any time.
Rohart was exhausted.
But he never expected that, while he was distracted and his guard was down, the junior he had chosen and the comrade-in-arms he could entrust his back to would betray him again!
Carrot returned to Rohat's territory.
Isaac, having seized the offensive power, surprisingly joined forces with Su Tang to attack Rohart.
Rohart finally broke down in tears.
Isaac, the traitor, didn't enjoy his power for long. Catbug lost his territory because he was ostracized by Carrot.
The angry cat bug and the heart-shaped tail hook attacked Isaac, the instigator.
At this point, the red-haired dog and the vixen were both badly injured, collapsing onto the yoga mat, foaming at the mouth.
……
As night finally fell, Su Tang fell into a deep sleep under the protection of the two female insects, a satisfied smile on her lips.
Isaac carefully tucked the blanket around him, then exchanged a glance with Rohart, and tacitly flanked him on either side.
"Thank you," Rohart suddenly said in a low voice, breaking the silence.
Isaac raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised: "What are you thanking me for?"
"Making the lord so happy." Rohart's gaze fell on Su Tang's peaceful sleeping face. "I never thought I could make him this happy."
Isaac's dog ears had long since disappeared. Hearing this, he coughed lightly, a blush rising to his face: "In short, whatever the method, it's our honor to make our lord happy, isn't it?"
Rohat nodded, reached out and touched the dog ears that were still on his head, and a barely perceptible smile appeared on his lips.
Moonlight streamed through the window, bathing the sleeping male insect and the two females guarding him. In this tranquil night, a warm bond, like starlight, quietly spread.
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After a live broadcast ended one day, Su Tang collapsed onto the soft, long-haired carpet, like a small animal that had won a battle but was exhausted.
His little head rested listlessly on the Klein plush cushion, and the little tail hook with the golden inverted heart shape drooped listlessly as well.
"Sigh—" he sighed deeply, his little face scrunched up.
"What's wrong, baby?" Klein put down the documents in his hand and walked over to him.
The male insect has been a bit listless lately, and I don't know what's affecting his mood.
Klein frowned, touched the little male insect's forehead with some concern, and then enveloped the insect with his spiritual power to examine it carefully. He concluded that the insect was not sick and was full of energy.
Su Tang turned over and lay on her back, staring at the simulated starry sky projection on the ceiling, a rare hint of confusion showing in her amber eyes.
"Klein," he said in a muffled voice, "tell me... has my wicked business hit a roadblock?"
He rolled over again, lay face down on the ground, propped his chin up with his hands, and dangled his legs in the air, swinging them aimlessly.
"I've already worked so hard to recruit underlings, expand my territory, and even include border planets..."
He counted his "great achievements" on his fingers: "Promoting terror through live streaming; appearing on TV shows to expose shady dealings; now I have factories, I have planets..."
"But," he blinked, puzzled, "why do I still feel... it's not evil enough?"
He sat up abruptly, hugging the pillow and resting his chin on its soft fur.
"Am I... not trying hard enough?"
He made a rare and profound self-analysis as a "villain".
"Look at those legendary demon kings," he gestured with his fingers, "they either destroy the heavens and the earth, or they enslave all living beings..."
"But right now, it seems like I'm just... uh, bullying the weak?"
When he uttered that word, a clear look of disgust appeared on his face.
"This is an insult to my villainous identity!"
Isaac was walking over with a plate of freshly baked cookies. Hearing Su Tang's troubles, a barely perceptible glint flashed in his brown eyes.
He put down the tray, knelt down obediently, and looked Su Tang in the eye.
"Brother Su Tang," he said gently, smiling as he handed Su Tang a small cookie, "your wicked business is certainly not about bullying the weak."
"You are... building an order of your own," he said softly, as if stating a truth.
Su Tang took the cookie, took a bite, and looked at him blankly.
"What you need is more than just followers," Isaac's voice carried a persuasive charm.
What you need is... a foundation.
"Foundation?" Su Tang tilted her head.
"Yes, Foundation." Isaac picked up a biscuit, broke it open gracefully to reveal the nut filling inside.
"A truly powerful force must have its own system for inheritance and cultivation."
He leaned slightly forward, lowering his voice to an even more intimate tone, as if sharing a secret.
"You think, those great organizations that have been passed down through the ages... uh, evil organizations," he quickly corrected himself, "which one didn't start by cultivating worms?"
Su Tang's eyes lit up instantly!
"That's right!" He slapped his thigh (on the carpet), "How could I, this great man, neglect such an important matter as education!"
Isaac looked at the rekindled flame in Su Tang's eyes and a barely perceptible smile appeared on his lips.
"The Imperial Military Academy," he mentioned casually, "is the cradle of future imperial generals..."
His gaze seemed to casually sweep over Rohart, who was studying cooking in the kitchen, and Lancelot, who had just retrieved his newly purchased artillery machine gun from outside and was assembling it.
"Just imagine," Isaac's voice, like a feather, stirred Su Tang's restless villainous heart.
"That place gathers the most outstanding young female insects in the entire empire..."
"Isaac!" Su Tang jumped up suddenly, her little face flushed with excitement.
"If we could turn that place into a breeding ground for my henchmen..."
The more Su Tang thought about it, the more brilliant the plan seemed!
"Isaac!" Su Tang excitedly grabbed his strategist's arm. "You're right! I'm going there! I'm going to establish my 'Evil Foundation'!"
He waved his little fist: "Turn all those future officers into worms loyal to me!"
"In that case," Su Tang's amber eyes sparkled, "wouldn't my evil influence be able to infiltrate every corner of the empire?!"
He could almost see himself draped in a black robe, standing atop the Imperial Military Academy, looking down at the elites he had successfully "brainwashed," who would contribute to his "evil" cause in various key positions in the future!
"Indeed, Your Excellency," Isaac added at the opportune moment, his tone utterly compliant.
"And Adlaud... is studying there now too."
He lowered his head slightly, revealing his slender neck, and spoke softly:
"You can command him at any time."
These words completely ignited Su Tang's passion!
"Go to school! I'm going to school!" he announced, starting to run around the room, releasing his excess energy.
"I'm going to the Imperial Military Academy! To sow evil! To corrupt those young souls!"
He immediately turned to Klein and loudly announced his decision:
"Klein! I've made up my mind! I'm going to study at the Imperial Military Academy!"
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