Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

The afternoon classes passed by very quickly.

Xu Yi said goodbye to Zhang Wei and the others, and walked towards the apartment alone.

My phone suddenly vibrated in my pocket.

Xu Yi took it out and saw that it was a WeChat message asking to add a friend.

The profile picture is of a Yao bird.

The verification message consisted of only four extremely simple words: I am Baiye.

Xu Yi gasped in shock, his steps faltering for a moment.

This Bai Ye is quite...contrast-worthy; with this profile picture, you'd think she was a girl.

He gave a wry smile and clicked "accept".

Xu Yi asked curiously: Where did you get my contact information?

How come his privacy is like air in front of this family?

Everyone knew his contact information, address...

Shirono: My Little Sister's Diary.

Xu Yi: ......

Xu Yi was speechless, having forgotten about it.

Bai Ye: What do you mean by "dot dot dot"? Watch your attitude! I'm not going back to the village right now because of you, you better watch yourself!

Even through the screen, Xu Yi could feel Bai Ye's anger.

Xu Yi steadied himself and resignedly typed: What does Brother Bai want with me?

He didn't believe Bai Ye would be idle; he added him to his contacts just to get a beating.

Bai Ye: Let Ling'er go back to her dorm, not stay at your place. My little sister is so pretty, I don't trust you. Besides, it's not good for her reputation for a man and a woman to be alone in a room together every day.

Xu Yi: Why don't you go and say it yourself?

Baiye: I'm afraid my little sister will get angry.

Xu Yi was speechless after seeing the message.

You're afraid, but I'm not?

Bai Ye rolled his eyes at his phone. If he wasn't afraid of upsetting his little sister, he would have already made a move on Xu Yi.

Moreover, my younger sister is currently head over heels in love and ignores her own brother's words, but she listens to Xu Yi's words without question!

Damn it! My sweet and soft little cake sister!!!

How could I have been so bewitched by this wild boar?!

Xu Yi: ......

Shirono: I have something... You'd better listen to me and do as I say.

Xu Yi: What?

Baiye: You'd better not know, after all, Truth Gu is only one of them.

They're threatening him again! This is like directly putting Miao specialties on the table to intimidate him.

Xu Yi: I'll try my best...

Baiye: If you dare tell my little sister that I forced you, you're finished! You might as well start preparing for your funeral!

Bai Ye: Oh right, send me your classmate Yu's WeChat.

Xu Yi was taken aback. Why did the plot suddenly take such a strange turn?

Xu Yi: Yu Jianyue?

Shirano: Yes!

Xu Yi: What do you need her WeChat for?

Baiye: Mind your own business! You think you can tell me what to do?! Hurry up and push it over there, stop dawdling!

Xu Yi raised an eyebrow, said nothing more, and simply pushed Yu Jianyue's business card over.

Meanwhile, Yu Jianyue, the campus belle of Jiangda University, was resting in her dormitory.

My phone suddenly buzzed with a friend request.

She ignored her completely.

After all, the men who were pursuing her stretched from Jiangda University all the way to France.

Shirono was getting a little nervous. "Why hasn't it been approved yet?"

Then he slapped his forehead, "They must think I'm a stranger or a scammer."

Then he sent another friend request.

Yu Jianyue looked at the new friend request and said, "Hello, I'm Xu Yi's brother."

She tilted her head slightly, looking a little puzzled.

Doesn't Xu Yi only have an older sister named Xu Qin? She had met her before, so when did another older brother suddenly appear?

However, out of respect for Xu Yi, she didn't think much of it and clicked "accept" without much thought.

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Xu Yi looked at the chat history on his phone and suddenly felt a headache coming on.

He reluctantly returned to his apartment.

As soon as you enter the house, a rich aroma of food wafts over you.

Three dishes and a soup were already laid out on the table, a balanced mix of meat and vegetables, and a feast for the eyes, nose, and palate.

Bai Ling'er was carrying a bowl of freshly cooked rice out of the kitchen.

Her eyes lit up when she saw Xu Yi.

Xu Yi was taken aback, instantly forgetting Bai Ye's threat.

He wasn't oblivious to Bai Ling'er's sincerity towards him.

He was sickly yet pure, his eyes were filled with nothing but him.

His heart is made of flesh and blood; he cannot deceive himself.

But... he really doesn't know how to face her now, let alone how to face her three terrifying older brothers who could kill him at any time, or the mysterious Xiangxi village.

"Brother Yi, you're back! Dinner's ready, wash your hands and eat!"

Bai Ling'er smiled broadly, her eyes crinkling as she jogged over and took Xu Yi's arm.

Seeing her unguarded, sweet smile, Xu Yi made a tough decision.

I've decided to ignore it.

"Okay, thank you, Ling'er. You've worked hard," Xu Yi said sincerely.

"Brother Yi, you're too kind. You're Ling'er's husband."

Bai Ling'er ladled out some soup and handed it to Xu Yi, her tone soft and gentle yet carrying a chilling sense of entitlement.

"My mother used to say that you should take good care of your husband. If he is disobedient... you can discipline him properly. But no matter what, he must not go hungry."

"Pfft! Cough cough cough!"

Xu Yi had just taken a sip of soup when he heard this and almost choked to death on the spot, coughing violently.

Discipline?! Is it the kind he's imagining?!

No way, Ling'er, your mother was just as tough as you back then, right?!

This whole family is full of talented people...

"Brother Yi, how could you be so careless? Quickly wipe it off."

Bai Ling'er gently wiped the soup from the corner of Xu Yi's mouth.

But in those dark eyes staring at Xu Yi, there was a fervent possessiveness.

Feeling that familiar yet deadly gaze from a yandere, Xu Yi silently lowered his head and ate his rice, pretending to be deaf.

Just then, Xu Yi's phone, which was on the table, suddenly started vibrating continuously.

He glanced at it furtively, and his scalp tingled with fear.

It's Shirayuki again.

Not only did Bai Ye send a message urging him to hurry up, but he also sent over several photos in a crazy manner.

Xu Yi clicked on the photo with trembling hands and found that it was a candid shot of him talking to a girl during a club activity at school.

The photos show everyone maintaining normal social distancing; they didn't even touch each other's clothes.

But Bai Ye somehow learned this unethical technique from some marketing account.

The photo was cropped in an extremely suggestive manner and accompanied by a sensational and exaggerated headline: "[Jiangnan University's talented scholar and beautiful woman, a perfect match, suspected of being in a passionate relationship!]"

Immediately afterwards, Shirano's message popped up.

Bai Ye: You haven't made Ling'er move out yet, have you? I knew you weren't honest! Tell me, what funny things would happen if I sent these photos to my little sister?

A threat! This is an outright threat!

Xu Yi subconsciously touched his neck.

That strange feeling welled up inside me again.

If Bai Ling'er saw this photo, given her maxed-out yandere tendencies...

That would be terrible!

Shirano, you're ruthless!

Xu Yi roared furiously in his heart.

He took a deep breath and typed back: I understand, I'll take care of it right away!

Xu Yi put down his phone, stunned.

Meanwhile, Bai Ling'er on the other side had already noticed Xu Yi's frequent glances at his phone.

She thought Xu Yi was texting Xu Qin, and her heart began to flutter with excitement and anticipation.

Brother Yi stared at his phone for so long.

Are you struggling with how to bring up the topic of inviting me to his home to meet his parents this weekend for the Mid-Autumn Festival?

Brother Yi must be too shy, that's why he looks so constipated.

It's alright, Brother Yi.

Ling'er will agree to anything you ask for.

She looked at Xu Yi expectantly.

However, after waiting for a full three minutes, she saw that Xu Yi's expression became increasingly conflicted.

Xu Yi gripped his chopsticks tightly, meeting Bai Ling'er's almost spitting gaze, and finally couldn't withstand Bai Ye's threat, and spoke with difficulty.

At the same time, Bai Ling'er finally couldn't suppress the restlessness in her heart and spoke at the same second.

Xu Yi: "Ling'er... um, how about... you consider moving back to the school dormitory?"

Bai Ling'er: "Brother Yi... are you considering taking me home for the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

As soon as he finished speaking, both of them were stunned.