Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

Xu Yi's mind exploded instantly.

Oops!

They only gave her three days, and Ling'er's brother was already coming to find her by following the scent!

Her tone was so harsh; she didn't even give him a chance to say another word before hanging up.

Xu Yi remained holding the phone, completely stunned.

Bai Ling'er looked at Xu Yi with a strange expression.

She leaned closer and waved her hand in front of Xu Yi's eyes. "Brother Yi, what's wrong?"

Xu Yi then came to her senses, "Um... Ling'er, who is Bai Que?"

"Bai Que is my older brother. He's a good person, but he has a bad temper. All the women in the village are afraid of him."

"But I'm not afraid, Brother Yi. Don't worry, I will protect you."

After saying that, she winked playfully at Xu Yi.

Xu Yi forced a bitter smile. "Thank you."

"Protection... If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have to live in fear," Xu Yi thought to himself, but dared not show it on his face.

Bai Ling'er affectionately linked arms with Xu Yi, "You're welcome. Brother Yi is Ling'er's husband, so naturally Ling'er will protect you."

Then Bai Ling'er saw milk tea in the beverage section and pointed at it, asking, "Brother Yi, what's this?"

Xu Yi explained and then picked out a drink for Bai Ling'er.

"I'll bring it to you when it's ready. You just wait here patiently."

Bai Ling'er nodded obediently and found a seat.

Xu Yi looked at Bai Ling'er, who had a well-behaved expression, but he couldn't muster any enthusiasm.

While others' online romances are filled with sweet moments, his online romances leap straight into a life-or-death race.

"Old Xu, what's going on? Why does your face look like you've smeared with lime?" Zhang Wei poked his head out from the aisle, looking on with a gossipy expression.

Xu Yi took a deep breath and looked at him with a look of utter despair: "Brother Ling'er just called and said that if I don't send Ling'er back in three days, he will come in person."

Holy crap!

Zhang Wei, Liu Zheyun, and Chen Yang all exclaimed in surprise at the same time.

"Is her older brother that hardcore? Coming to send you on your way in person? Shouldn't we help you find a burial plot with good feng shui first?"

Zhang Wei shrank back, looking at Bai Ling'er as if she were a ticking time bomb.

It's like a ticking time bomb... We can't afford to mess with it, and we can't get rid of it either.

The afternoon passed by very quickly.

To avoid crowds, Xu Yi kept Bai Ling'er by his side all day.

Whether attending class, fetching water, or even going to the toilet, Bai Ling'er dutifully stood guard at the entrance of the men's restroom.

This scared several male students who were about to go in to relieve themselves, so much so that they held it in.

As night falls, at the Little Swan Restaurant outside Jiangcheng University.

This is where the student council will have dinner tonight.

"Ling'er, there will be a lot of people at the dinner party tonight, so you must keep a close eye on your little darling. Releasing animals into the wild is not allowed in big cities."

Before entering the large private room, Xu gave his eighteenth instruction, still feeling uneasy.

"Okay, Brother Yi, Ling'er is very obedient."

Bai Ling'er smiled sweetly and helped Xu Yi straighten his collar. Her obedient appearance would make anyone who saw her say she was virtuous.

Pushing open the door to the private room, there were already more than a dozen people inside, all of whom were key members of various departments of the student union.

Yu Jianyue was sitting in the main seat chatting with the president next to her when she saw Xu Yi come in. Her eyes lit up immediately: "Xu Yi, there's an empty seat here, come over quickly."

However, when everyone saw Bai Ling'er following behind Xu Yi, the entire private room fell silent instantly.

Although Bai Ling'er was only wearing a simple white dress, her beauty and temperament instantly made all the other girls in the room look like background figures.

"Hello, seniors. Hello, fellow seniors." Bai Ling'er bowed slightly, displaying impeccable politeness.

"And who is this?" Student council president Zhao Ming pushed up his glasses, his eyes shining as he stared at Bai Ling'er.

"My fiancée, Bai Ling'er."

Xu Yi quickly pulled Bai Ling'er down to sit, immediately extinguishing the hopes of these innocent male college students. "For your own good... you can't afford to mess with them."

A look of surprise flashed across Zhao Ming's eyes.

Damn, Xu Yi usually seems so unassuming, how come he managed to find such a stunningly beautiful wife?

When Bai Ling'er heard Xu Yi say this, she felt a sweet warmth in her heart, and looked at Xu Yi with bright eyes.

Xu Yidu felt a little embarrassed by their stares.

After several rounds of drinks and five courses of food,

Fueled by alcohol, Zhao Ming stood up unsteadily, holding his wine glass, and walked over to Xu Yi and Bai Ling'er.

"It's your sister-in-law's first time at Jiangda University, so according to custom, she should have a drink. Xu Yi, will you drink for your fiancée, or will she drink it herself?" Zhao Ming said with a smile, handing over a glass of baijiu.

Xu Yi frowned.

"Senior, let me drink it for her." Xu Yizheng was about to take the cup.

Bai Ling'er snatched the wine glass first, raising an eyebrow slightly, "I'll drink it, it's just water."

She tilted her head back and gulped down most of the glass of strong liquor in one go.

Xu Yilan didn't even have time to react before he watched helplessly as the spicy liquid slid down her throat.

This is 40-degree liquor; even a man who frequents drinking parties would grimace if he took such a big gulp.

However, Bai Ling'er just smacked her lips, and a blush quickly spread across her fair face.

"It's too spicy, and it doesn't taste good. It's not as good as the fruit wine in the village."

Her gaze began to wander, her once clear eyes becoming misty as she stared intently at Zhao Ming, a slightly wicked smile playing on her lips.

"However, since this senior has offered you wine, once Ling'er returns to the village, I will definitely treat you to our Hundred Insect Feast."

Zhao Ming felt a chill run down his spine from her smiling eyes, sensing that the pretty girl's words were laced with daggers. He immediately chuckled and wisely refrained from saying anything more, then excused himself to go to the restroom.

"Ling'er, are you alright?" Xu Yi frowned.

"Brother Yi, I feel a little dizzy... lightheaded."

Bai Ling'er's body began to sway, and she slumped limply into Xu Yi's arms.

Her breathing was a little rapid, carrying a faint scent of alcohol, as it brushed against Xu Yi's neck.

Under the influence of alcohol, she wrapped her arms tightly around Xu Yi's neck.

She mumbled incoherently, "Brother Yi, Ling'er is so sleepy... You have to hold me tight, don't leave Ling'er, or... or I'll get angry."

Seeing this, the others in the private room all suggested that Xu Yi take his fiancée back first.

Yu Jianyue looked at Bai Ling'er, who was clinging tightly to Xu Yi, and sighed, "Xu Yi, she's quite drunk. You should take her home to rest quickly, and be careful on the way."

"Alright, senior, everyone, I'll have to excuse myself now."

Xu Yi didn't care about the trivial matters of paying the bill and picked up Bai Ling'er, who had gone limp like a puddle of water, in his arms.

As they left the restaurant, a gentle evening breeze blew, and Bai Ling'er clung to him even tighter.

She buried her head deep in Xu Yi's neck, nuzzling him gently like a docile kitten.

Xu Yi held her, and the only thought in his mind was: So light.

After removing her elaborate 30-plus-pound dress, Bai Ling'er felt as light as a ball of cotton.

Moreover, as the two got closer, the unique herbal fragrance emanating from her, mixed with a slightly tipsy smell of alcohol, kept wafting into Xu Yi's nose, making his heart skip a beat for no apparent reason.

Xu Yi looked down at the girl in his arms.

Her face was flushed, making her even more alluring than when she was fully awake.

Allure?

Xu Yi shook his head violently, shaking off the jumbled thoughts in his mind.

What are you thinking about!

This girl is inherently prickly and venomous!

What's more, that older brother named Bai Que is coming to kill us in three days.

The most important thing now is to get this old lady back to her apartment safely as soon as possible, and then find a way to get her away from here, otherwise my life could end at any moment in Jiangcheng.

They drove in silence. Xu Yi hailed a taxi and carried the unconscious Bai Ling'er back to her apartment.