Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

Bai Ling'er's eyes suddenly reddened, tears welling up in them, "Brother Yi doesn't want Ling'er anymore..."

As she spoke, she lowered her hands, her eyes filled with disappointment.

The little green animal on his wrist sensed its owner's emotions and propped up its head, staring intently at Xu Yi.

Seeing this, Xu Yi gave up struggling.

She didn't want to be itchy for three days and three nights...

"I won't leave, I absolutely won't leave! I'll sleep on the living room sofa tonight, and I promise I'll be there whenever you call!" Xu Yi loudly promised.

Bai Ling'er's tears instantly dried, and she returned to her sweet and lovely appearance, giving Xu Yi a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Hehe, Brother Yi is so nice! Ling'er is going to take a bath now!"

Watching the girl happily run into the bathroom, Xu Yi touched his cheek, then collapsed onto the sofa, tears welling up in his eyes.

That's it, we're completely outmaneuvered.

Early the next morning.

With two huge dark circles under his eyes, Xu Yi led Bai Ling'er into the campus of Jiangcheng University.

Last night, he sat stiffly on the sofa all night, afraid that some long-legged little darlings might crawl into his bed in the middle of the night.

At this moment, Bai Ling'er was wearing the white dress she bought yesterday, with her hair tied in a neat high ponytail, holding a carton of milk in her hands, and obediently following Xu Yi's side.

Her stunning beauty and pure charm attracted countless male students who got up early for class.

"Holy crap, who's that? When did such a stunning goddess get into our school?"

"She looks unfamiliar. Could she be a new transfer student?"

Xu Yi remained expressionless in the face of the murderous gazes around him.

Heh, ignorant humans, if you knew what she was hiding in her sleeve, you wouldn't be jealous of me.

"Xu Yi!"

As I was walking, a clear, crisp female voice suddenly came from ahead.

Xu Yi looked up and saw that the person who came was Yu Jianyue, the campus belle of their Jiang University and also the vice president of the student union.

Yu Jianyue was wearing a fitted pleated skirt today, holding a folder, and looked very sweet.

She usually has a good relationship with Xu Yi in the hospital, and they sometimes co-host galas together.

"Xu Yi, there's a student council dinner tonight. As a key member of the external relations department, you can't be absent." Yu Jianyue walked over with a smile and patted Xu Yi's shoulder naturally.

However, it is just this extremely ordinary social gesture.

In Bai Ling'er's eyes, who was standing next to Xu Yi, this was tantamount to an open declaration of war.

In an instant, Xu Yi felt Bai Ling'er's aura suddenly change. Her eyes were fixed on the hand that Yu Jianyue had patted on Xu Yi's shoulder. The possessiveness and madness deep in her eyes exploded at this moment!

Yu Jianyue was smiling and waiting for Xu Yi's reply when she suddenly shivered.

She looked around with some confusion.

At this moment, Xu Yi stiffly turned his head and saw Bai Ling'er staring intently at Yu Jianyue's hand, her originally sweet face now expressionless.

"Brother Yi..."

Bai Ling'er's voice was light and airy, "Who is she? Are you two very close?"

"Ling'er, calm down!"

With a slap, Xu Yi swiftly slapped Yu Jianyue's hand off his shoulder.

Then, with lightning speed, he grabbed Bai Ling'er's small hand tightly.

"Senior Yu, just talk, don't get handsy. Men and women shouldn't touch each other!" Xu Yi said righteously, her voice so loud it was as if even a passing dog could hear her.

Yu Jianyue was stunned.

She looked at her hand that had been slapped away, then at Xu Yi's expression as if he were avoiding a plague, and laughed in exasperation.

"Xu Yi, have you taken the wrong medicine? You've never been this conservative when you're joking around!"

However, Yu Jianyue's gaze was soon drawn to Bai Ling'er, who was being held tightly by Xu Yi.

As the most beautiful girl in Jiangcheng University, Yu Jianyue has always been very confident in her looks.

But the moment she saw Bai Ling'er, she felt a strange sense of defeat.

The girl in front of me is so beautiful.

"This is...your sister?" Yu Jianyue asked tentatively.

"Not my sister."

Before Xu Yi could even speak, Bai Ling'er had already switched expressions in a second.

She smiled sweetly, took Xu Yi's arm, and pressed herself against him, declaring her ownership as she said, "Hello, senior, my name is Bai Ling'er, and I am Yi-gege's master... ah no, Yi-gege's fiancée."

Yu Jianyue: ? ? ?

You were definitely trying to say, "Master," right?!

Do young people these days have such fancy games?

"fiancée?"

Yu Jianyue gave Xu Yi a strange look. "Xu Yi, not bad, you've been keeping a low profile. Since your family is so strict, then tonight's student council dinner..."

"He'll go! He'll definitely go!"

Bai Ling'er answered first, smiling at Yu Jianyue and blinking innocently, "Wherever Brother Yi goes, Ling'er will go."

"Hehe, alright then, bring your sister-in-law along tonight." Yu Jianyue felt a little uneasy under Bai Ling'er's oppressive gaze, and quickly left with the folder in her arms.

Xu Yi breathed a long sigh of relief as he watched Yu Jianyue walk away.

"Ling'er, that was just my senior, it was normal social interaction, please don't misunderstand." Xu Yi quickly explained, afraid that she might get upset and add something to her senior's drink during the dinner party that night.

"Ling'er understands, Brother Yi."

Bai Ling'er nodded obediently, and gently straightened the corner of Xu Yi's clothes that Yu Jianyue had just touched.

Then, she leaned close to Xu Yi's ear and said the most terrifying thing in her sweetest voice: "But Brother Yi, Mother said the women down the mountain are cunning. If any woman touches you again, Ling'er will chop off her hand and feed it to the little ones, okay?"

Xu Yi shuddered. After all, he had personally witnessed Bai Ling'er's methods, and he didn't want his little darlings climbing on him... He nodded frantically.

"Okay! I'll do as you say! From now on, I'll avoid any female mosquitoes within three meters!"

"Hehe, Brother Yi is so good!"

Bai Ling'er happily kissed Xu Yi on the cheek.

The morning class is Advanced Mathematics.

When Xu Yi led Bai Ling'er into the classroom, the previously noisy classroom instantly fell silent.

Zhang Wei, Liu Zheyun, and Chen Yang, who were sitting in the back row, all shivered the moment they saw Bai Ling'er.

Instinctively, I shifted my bottom to the side, creating two perfect seats for Xu Yi and Bai Ling'er in the very middle of the desk.

"Old Xu, over here! Come quick!" Zhang Wei waved while frantically wiping away cold sweat.

Xu Yi led Bai Ling'er to sit down.

All the way, the gazes of all the boys in the class were like countless knives, stabbing at Xu Yi.

If those eyes could kill, Xu Yi would be riddled with holes by now.

"Old Xu, you're something else, actually daring to bring this young lady to school." Zhang Wei lowered his voice and winked at Xu Yi across the aisle.

"I can't leave it at home, so I'll keep it with me and observe it for a while." Xu Yi opened his textbook, looking utterly dejected.

The calculus teacher was a rigid old man who would start lecturing on calculus as soon as he entered the classroom, spitting as he spoke.

Xu Yi was getting drowsy listening to the music, but when he turned around, he found that Bai Ling'er was listening with great interest.

"Ling'er, can you understand it?" Xu Yi asked softly.

"I don't understand," Bai Ling'er said, tilting her head.

"But Ling'er thinks these symbols are so magical, like the talismans in our village. Brother Yi, are these used to curse people?"

Xu Yi glanced at the differentiation formula on the blackboard and fell into deep thought.

In a sense, advanced mathematics can indeed cause unbearable suffering; calling it a curse wouldn't be entirely wrong.

"Pretty much, anyway, it's enough to give you a headache," Xu Yi complained.

A class went by quickly.

Just as the bell rang to signal the end of get out of class, Xu Yi was preparing to take Bai Ling'er to the cafeteria when his cell phone, which was in his pocket, suddenly started ringing loudly.

It was an unfamiliar number.

Xu Yi raised an eyebrow and pressed the answer button: "Hello, who is this?"

An angry man's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Miao family, Bai Que. You brat surnamed Xu, is my little sister with you?"

"If you know what's good for you, bring my little sister back safe and sound right now! If I find out you've touched a single hair on her head, I'll chop you up, turn you into a dried corpse, and hang you at the village gate to dry in the wind! Understand?!"

"I'll give you three days. If it's not returned in three days, I'll come find you myself."