Oh no! My online romance partner is actually a Miao holy maiden!

Bai Ling'er frowned, her little mouth pouting so much it could hang an oil bottle: "Being cute isn't allowed! Get up right now, and don't look at me like that!"

"What are you thinking about?"

Bai Ling'er threw a pillow at him, "Hmph!"

Xu Yi caught the pillow precisely and affectionately ruffled her hair, saying, "My bad, my bad. It's still early today, I'll serve you like a slave. What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you."

Bai Ling'er hugged Xu Yi's neck and said softly, "I want to eat the egg noodles that Brother Yi makes, the fragrant kind."

"Yes, sir! Ling'er, wait a moment, I'll be right there!"

Xu Yi gave her a deep kiss on the lips, lifted the covers, put on his clothes, and got out of bed feeling refreshed.

"A paper tiger, daring to play entrapment with me." Xu Yi's lips curled into a smile as he skillfully cracked two eggs into the pan.

The egg sizzled in the hot oil, and the aroma instantly filled the entire living room.

While cooking noodles, Xu Yi casually took out his phone to check the time.

7:30 in the morning.

I put away my phone and brought two bowls of egg noodles with golden poached eggs to the table.

"Ling'er, dinner's ready."

The bedroom door creaked open a crack.

Bai Ling'er, wrapped in that cute nightgown, shuffled out like a little zombie.

The way she walked was extremely strange; her legs were taut, her face was flushed red, and her eyes were full of resentment as she looked at Xu Yi.

"Brother Yi...you definitely did this on purpose."

Bai Ling'er slumped into a chair, rubbing her aching back, and grumbled, "I feel like I've been run over by a truck. All those 'one-night stands' stories in books are lies! They're all liars!"

Xu Yi laughed until his stomach hurt, then leaned over and bit the tip of her ear.

"How can you blame me? Who was it yesterday, dressed in their battle armor, who brazenly declared in the living room that they wouldn't listen to their mother tonight, but to me? Who gave you the courage? Fish Leong?"

"You still dare to talk back!"

"Who else said they'd give me something to eat? Does Ling'er still think I need it?"

Bai Ling'er's face flushed bright red instantly, and she reached out to cover Xu Yi's mouth: "Then... how was I supposed to know you were so fierce?"

I don't know if it was because of the love potion... but last night things just got out of control.

"My mother and the others never said it would hurt this much..."

Bai Ling'er's voice grew softer and softer, her eyelids drooping. Last night, her Yi-gege seemed like a completely different person.

"Alright, alright, it's my fault." Xu Yi quickly stroked his fur.

He naturally pushed the bowl of noodles in front of her.

"Eat up, I specially made an extra egg for you to replenish your energy. You worked hard last night."

"Can't you just be a little more discreet!"

Xu Yi felt a little awkward and scratched his head: "How should I accept this? I've tried my best, but you've been keeping me hooked..."

Bai Ling'er said fiercely, "Alright, that's enough!"

Looking at her adorable appearance, Xu Yi nodded repeatedly: "Okay, I'll listen to Ling'er."

After picking out some noodles for Bai Ling'er, Xu Yi continued, "If you feel unwell, stay home and rest today. Have Lin Xiao answer the call for you."

"I have class today, so I have to go early. You stay home and wait for me to come back."

Bai Ling'er took a bite of noodles and mumbled indistinctly, "Okay, then come back early, or I'll put the Seven Star Heartbreak Gu on you tonight."

"Alright, I'm ready to be checked on by my little darling anytime."

After finishing her noodles, Xu Yi changed her clothes and went to class.

Bai Ling'er was home alone. After eating and drinking her fill, she put the bowl in the sink and slumped onto the sofa in a "spread-eagle" position, feeling like all the bones in her body were about to fall apart.

I was just about to scroll through some short videos when my phone suddenly started ringing incessantly.

Third Brother? Did he offend Auntie again?

Bai Ling'er answered the call casually, put the phone on speakerphone, and tossed it onto her stomach.

"Little sister, you have to help me with this! Your brother's about to explode!"

Shirono's anxious voice rang out instantly.

Bai Ling'er didn't even bother to lift her eyelids.

"What's wrong? Is your aunt pregnant? Are you going to be a dad?"

"Pregnant my ass! What nonsense are you talking about!"

Baiye cursed on the other end of the phone.

"No, something's come up..."

Bai Ling'er rubbed her temples: "What's wrong? What is it? Aren't you at the hospital taking care of your aunt? What kind of trouble could you possibly be causing?"

Bai Ye stammered for a long time, his voice so low it was like a mosquito's hum.

"Um... Yu invited me to her birthday party, and then Shen Zhi just saw it."

"She's telling me to get out..."

Bai Ling'er sat up abruptly, nearly straining her back, and gasped in pain.

"Shirano, you'd better watch yourself."

"Little sister! I'm your own brother! Please save me!" Bai Ye roared.

Bai Ling'er sneered, "So you want to participate? Do you still want to pursue Senior Yu?"

"No, I don't want to. I have nothing to do with her, and I have no intention of going!"

Bai Ye was so anxious that he scratched his head and cheeks.

"The problem is that Shen Zhi happened to glance at the message that popped up on WeChat."

"She didn't even ask a question, she just threw my pillow, along with my bag, out of the hospital room!"

Bai Ye was furious: "I'm standing at the ward door like a stray dog ​​that's been kicked out! Shen Zhi is ignoring me and has locked the door!"

Bai Ling'er leaned back on the sofa, chewing on a gummy candy, her tone extremely cold: "Third Brother, I'm asking you something."

"What?"

"What are your feelings towards your aunt?"

Shiro fell silent. Why was he so...worried?

Bai Ling'er continued, "You don't like your aunt, so what are you worried about? So what if she sees it? What are you afraid of?"

"I've noticed you're always arguing with your aunt, you almost came to blows before. What, did you become friends after the fight?"

"That's perfect! You can use this as an excuse to leave and go back to pursue your love..."

"I'm innocent!" Baiye roared.

"I admit that I did pursue Yu before, but I haven't seen her again since."

"Also! I feel a sense of responsibility towards Shen Zhi... after all, I'm the one who caused her injury, so I have to take care of her!"

As Bai Ye spoke, he almost began to believe it himself.

He was just being responsible, to avoid feeling guilty.

It's not about liking someone at all!!

Bai Ling'er shook her head: "Third brother, listen to your sister's advice, with your IQ, you should go back to the village."

He's just being stubborn again.

Why do you like someone but refuse to admit it?

In this respect, he is not as frank as his older brother.

Even less than my second brother... Although he was cheated on, he loved me.

"Bai Ling'er! Are you going to help her or not?"

"I won't help."

"Fine, then you and Xu Yi can forget about having any peace."

"If you don't help me, I'll tell my older brother and mother that you kiss me every other day..."

Bai Ling'er's face stiffened, and she immediately gritted her teeth: "Bai Ye, are you threatening me? How childish are you?"

She also knew that her third brother was only good at being annoying, though he was mediocre at other things.

If he really gets involved with me, how can I have a pleasant relationship with Brother Yi?

And now they're not just kissing, they're going even further.