I'm dressed up as a fake young master, and the real young master is frantically begging me to s

into the night.

Zhou Shijin lay quietly on the bed, with Zhou Shian's "golden words" playing on his phone beside his pillow.

He has played the recording from the daytime dozens of times.

He, who has always disliked studying, was unusually serious, analyzing sentence by sentence and studying repeatedly.

He even learned to apply what he learned to other situations.

Suddenly, Zhou Shijin sat bolt upright: "Right now, I feel terrifyingly strong!"

For some reason, he had a strange feeling at that moment.

He felt as if he had transformed into a young genius in a martial arts novel, who accidentally obtained a century's worth of internal energy, but was suffering from having nowhere to vent it.

If it weren't so late, he would have loved to go find Ji Yutang right away and start a new round of confessions.

After a long silence, Zhou Shijin seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly picked up his phone and dialed Liu Mengyue's number.

However, after several attempts, no one answered.

Just as he was about to give up, a listless voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hey, who is it? Can't a person get some sleep in the middle of the night?"

Zhou Shijin glanced at the time and realized it was already past 1 a.m.

He felt a little guilty, but quickly said, "Sister-in-law, it's me!"

Seemingly recognizing his voice, Liu Mengyue on the other end of the phone instantly became more alert and even raised her voice.

"Little brother, why are you calling me at this hour? Is something wrong with your older brother?"

Zhou Shijin, who was originally struggling with how to start the conversation, suddenly brightened up.

"Indeed, my sister-in-law is indeed incredibly intelligent and wise, truly a perfect match for my brother."

While chatting with my older brother today, I suddenly discovered a secret, and I feel it's necessary to report it to my sister-in-law.

He quickly offered a compliment and frantically tried to figure out how to expose the lie.

Liu Mengyue hurriedly asked, "What is it? Tell me quickly!"

"Sister-in-law, let me ask you something, have you been eyeing my brother for many years?"

After a few seconds of silence on the other end of the phone, Liu Mengyue's firm voice came through: "That's right!"

When I first met your older brother when I was eight years old, he left an indelible impression on my heart.

As I got to know him better, I fell deeper and deeper into his arms, but I was too young then to understand what love was.

As I grew older, I realized that I liked him!

Zhou Shiji: "......."

Goodness, are you city folks so precocious?

Did you do this unforgettable thing when you were eight years old?

Are you kidding me?

He mentally scoffed, then quickly made up a lie: "If it matches, then it matches perfectly."

Sister-in-law, let me tell you something. Today, my brother accidentally blurted something out.

It seems there's a girl who's been smitten with him for years, and he's been incredibly touched.

However, he has never been in a relationship before, so he can't tell whether it's being moved or being attracted.

He was afraid of hurting the girl, so he didn't dare to express his feelings.

"What? Your older brother really said that?" Hearing the question from the other end of the phone, Zhou Shijin felt even more guilty.

Brother, I'm sorry, but I have to make this sacrifice for my younger brother's lifelong happiness!

"Yes, that's what they say."

Furthermore, I discovered that my brother's feelings weren't just out of gratitude; he genuinely adored his sister-in-law.

However, those involved are often blinded by their own perspective; he hasn't realized it yet!

"Thud~~~" A sound came from the other end of the phone, like the sound of something falling.

Zhou Shijin added fuel to the fire: "Little sister-in-law, listen to me."

As long as you show perseverance and indomitable spirit and continue to pursue your older brother relentlessly, you're sure to win his heart.

"Um, this is something only the two of us should know, so don't let it slip out."

Liu Mengyue on the other end of the phone seemed to have just recovered from her shock, and she could hardly contain her excitement.

He even joked, "Don't worry, little brother, you did a great job."

When your older brother and I get married, your sister-in-law will arrange for you to sit at the head table!

When Zhou Shijin heard the other party proactively address him as "sister-in-law," he felt the time was right and quickly spoke up:

"Sister-in-law, there's something else I want to ask you. What does Sister Tangtang usually like to eat? Are there any special preferences?"

Also, what's she so proud of if she gets a gift?

There was a long silence on the other end of the phone. Just when Zhou Shijin thought the other party was angry, Liu Mengyue's voice came through.

"Little brother, don't blame me for not warning you, pursuing Sister Tangtang is harder than going to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures."

She usually eats in the staff canteen and has no particular taste in food.

Her home was decorated only in black and white, and she also disliked anything pink and girly that girls usually like.

As for the rest, I really can't help you!

Having received the information he wanted, Zhou Shijin clenched his fist in excitement.

"Thank you, sister-in-law. I won't keep you from resting any longer."

With that, he hung up the phone.

He lay back down in bed, but tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

Zhou Shijin couldn't understand why a girl would decorate her home entirely in black and white, and why she disliked pink and mushy things.

Does Ji Yutang have psychological or physiological problems?

Actually—he's a man?

Impossible, absolutely impossible...

Zhou Shijin shivered involuntarily and quickly withdrew the terrifying thought.

However, the more he couldn't figure it out, the harder it was for him to fall asleep.

For a moment, his eyes widened and he stared straight at the ceiling.

"No way! If I don't figure this out tonight, how am I supposed to confess tomorrow?"

He hurriedly got out of bed and rushed towards Zhou Shi'an's room.

Zhou Shijin has become much bolder now. He gently pushed open the bedroom door and tiptoed in.

Zhou Shi'an already had poor sleep quality, and he noticed it when the other person opened the door.

Moreover, he is extremely vigilant even at home.

Upon discovering that someone had broken into his room, he unconsciously reached his hand under his pillow.

Just then, a very soft voice sounded: "Big brother, are you asleep?"

Immediately afterwards, the bedroom lights came on.

Zhou Shi'an unconsciously withdrew his right hand from under the pillow, pretending to have been woken up.

Who is it?

"Brother, it's me. I have something I don't understand, so I thought I'd ask you."

Zhou Shi'an rubbed his eyes and sat up.

"Speak, what is it?"

Zhou Shijin squatted down and hurriedly said, "Big brother, it's like this."

There was a girl who had absolutely no requirements when it came to food, and her home was decorated entirely in black and white.

That's it, I still find those pink and sticky things particularly disgusting.

Can you analyze this for me? What exactly is her psychology?

Zhou Shi'an: "..."

He thought it was something important, but it turned out to be because of a woman.

He couldn't quite understand why his younger brother was so "hungry".

I've never been in a relationship in either of my two lives, and I've never been like him.

However, he also understood that if he didn't give an answer today, this kid would definitely keep bothering him until dawn.

Zhou Shi'an remained silent for a few seconds, then pretended to be thinking.

Then, he said in a serious tone, "You can't even see such a simple question?"

The more someone lacks something, the more likely they are to flaunt it.

Conversely, the less a person obtains something, the more likely they are to dislike it.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin was visibly taken aback.

"Big brother means that girl actually really likes pink and soft things? Why is that?"

Without thinking, Zhou Shi'an casually said, "The reason is simple; it may be related to her living environment."

Perhaps because of certain people or events, she had to maintain her public persona according to other people's wishes.

You can only suppress what you like in your heart, and over time, you might even get used to this kind of life.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin immediately knelt down!

Holy crap! That's incredible!

The eldest brother can diagnose directly without even taking a pulse.

He's practically a modern-day Hua Tuo, a divine physician!

"Thank you, big brother, I understand! Love you!" Zhou Shijin was so excited that he actually made a heart shape with his hands towards Zhou Shian.

Then, he left in a hurry.

Zhou Shi'an: "..."