I'm dressed up as a fake young master, and the real young master is frantically begging me to s

Zhou Shi'an took a deep drag of his cigarette before slowly speaking:

"First and foremost, you have to be thick-skinned to win a girl's heart!"

Regardless of what she did or said.

You must be able to remain calm and composed even if Mount Tai collapses before you, and unperturbed by a tiger approaching from behind.

Do you know why?

Before Zhou Shijin could ask, Zhou Shian said, "Because women are naturally drawn to strength."

They hoped that one day, their hero would arrive riding on auspicious clouds to marry them.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin's body trembled violently.

The eldest brother is indeed the eldest brother. A casual word of advice from him is like a revelation, and I am deeply inspired.

For a moment, his gaze toward Zhou Shi'an was filled with admiration and adoration.

"And the second point?"

"Secondly, it's not enough to just say it nicely; you also have to do it beautifully."

Girls are emotional creatures. Wouldn't it be romantic if you said the same sweet nothings to them every day without repeating yourself?

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin nodded so hard his head almost blurred: "Romantic, romantic!"

Zhou Shi'an showed a satisfied look, as if he had taught a promising student, and continued, "That's not enough!"

As the saying goes, details reveal a person's true character. It's not enough to just say you're good to her; you have to show it through your actions.

Every day, you need to check if she eats on time, find out if she has any dietary restrictions, and what her daily preferences are.

"When the opportunity arises, surprise her. The gift doesn't have to be expensive, but it must be thoughtful."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin's breathing became rapid.

Wow, that's brilliant, brother!

Just then, Zhou Shi'an's voice rang out again.

"Third, as I instructed, show your perseverance and indomitable spirit, and do everything you can to pursue her!"

Because girls love to test people's hearts, they have enough time and patience to see if you are truly devoted to them.

If a girl pursues you relentlessly for a whole year without stopping.

Let me ask you, are you moved?

Zhou Shijin nodded hurriedly: "Touched? I'm so touched! And then?"

"Then, don't care what others think, and keep confessing your love to her ninety-nine times."

Tell her loudly and clearly that your love for her is not just empty words.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin was visibly taken aback.

"Brother, why not a hundred times? Is there some special meaning behind ninety-nine times?"

Just then, Zhou Shi'an slowly stood up, a profound and unfathomable expression on his face:

Have you ever heard the saying, "When water is full, it overflows; when the moon is full, it wanes"?

Ninety-nine times were love, but the last time I want to save it for your dignity!

You have already made your stance clear: you are willing to walk ninety-nine steps toward her.

If she's not even willing to take that final step, you might as well turn around and leave.

Because she's not worth it!

Upon hearing this, Zhou Shijin's eyes widened instantly.

He could no longer find a suitable word to describe his current feelings.

At this moment, Zhou Shi'an's image in his heart was like that of a god, unattainable!

"Alright, things will be resolved if we wait, and people will be at peace if we are patient."

No matter what setbacks we encounter, we must first fill our stomachs. Let's go home and eat!

With that, Zhou Shi'an walked out the door without looking back.

"Okay, let's go home for dinner!" Zhou Shijin smiled brightly and hurriedly chased after him.

......

As soon as the two brothers stepped into the villa, they heard a burst of laughter echoing in the living room.

"Hahaha, good lad, you've done a pretty romantic job."

This is quite interesting, with rose petals and singing confessions.

But I have to say, the singing is pretty good.

This is a perfect inheritance of Lao Tzu's genes, and it has some of my youthful style.

Upon hearing his father's voice, Zhou Shijin's expression immediately changed.

What's going on? Has the story of being rejected after confessing your feelings become common knowledge?

That's impossible. Even my older brother didn't know what happened at noon. How could Dad and the others know so much detail?

It must be a coincidence, a coincidence!

The next moment, Zhou Xubai's voice shattered his last glimmer of hope.

"Why did he have to choose anyone else to confess to, instead he fell for that cold-hearted guy from the Ji family?"

Wife, did you see that? When that girl was performing in front of the Ji family's gate, our son's face turned green.

Hahaha, that's hilarious, hahaha...

Zhou Shi'an: "..."

Zhou Shijin: "..."

The two remained silent for a while, then walked towards the living room with strange expressions.

When I got to the living room, I found my dad sitting on the sofa, laughing so hard he was doubled over.

Wen Shuran hurriedly tugged at her husband's sleeve, reminding him, "Oh dear, my precious sons are back."

"Ha!" The laughter stopped abruptly.

Zhou Xubai coughed lightly, quickly sat up straight, and tossed his phone aside.

However, his constantly twitching face betrayed his true feelings at that moment.

"Hey, you're back, hahaha..."

He couldn't suppress his laughter and burst out laughing again.

Everyone: "..."

Wen Shuran quickly explained, "Shi Jin, don't take it to heart. Your dad isn't making fun of you."

As she spoke, she glanced cautiously at her son.

For some reason, the expression on my precious son's face at this moment was exactly the same as the expression on the other person's face after being rejected by Ji Yutang, which I had just seen on my phone.

Just as my husband described, her face turned "green"!

The problem is that the emoji on the phone has been edited by netizens, and the green color is extremely bright.

She couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This laugh seemed to have triggered Zhou Xubai's laughter, and he burst into laughter again.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Zhou Shijin: "......."

Good grief, am I your biological child?

It's one thing for Dad to be unreliable, but Mom, you're a lady from a respectable family, is it appropriate for you to make fun of me like this?

"Big brother!"

Feeling extremely aggrieved, he wanted Zhou Shi'an to give him his opinion.

When I turned around, I found that my usually composed older brother was grinning from ear to ear.

Zhou Shijin: "..."

"I'm tired, let's destroy it!" he muttered, then plopped down on the sofa.

Seeing this, the couple quickly stopped laughing, not daring to even breathe loudly.

Zhou Shijin didn't notice that his dad had just thrown the phone at him right under his butt.

As soon as I sat down, a familiar song came from my phone.

Immediately following was Ji Yutang's very hurtful statement: "Street performances are prohibited in front of the Ji Group!"

Then came her heartfelt confession: No, my heart is with you!

Even more outrageous, as Ji Yutang ordered the security guards to carry him away, the background music of "A Plum Blossom" played at the end of the story:

"Snowflakes are falling... the north wind is howling..."

After a few seconds of silence, the couple and Zhou Shi'an burst into laughter at the same time...