I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.
Chapter 34: Hairband Removed, CP Fans Stand Up
Lu Han walked at the front, acting as a pioneer.
He glanced back at the distance between the two people behind him.
Yeah, one and a half steps.
They were a full body length closer than before they held hands.
"Could you two walk a little faster?"
Lu Han walked backwards and shrugged in front of the camera.
"Chen He from the Red Team just said he wanted to rush to the finish line. If we dawdle any longer, we'll lose the two bars of health we have before we even reach the dock."
Song Yuqi quickened her pace: "Okay, don't rush me."
"I'm not rushing you, I'm rushing him." Lu Han pointed at Jiang Che. "You were lost in thought right after we held hands. What were you thinking about?"
Jiang Che turned his gaze away from the river: "Want to know where the next mission card is?"
"You're looking at the river, not the roadside."
"The river's surface reflects light; what if it illuminates the blue marker?"
Lu Han choked.
Song Yuqi couldn't help but laugh: "Do you even believe that yourself?"
"I believe you." Jiang Che's expression remained unchanged, but his pace quickened.
The three continued running along the trail.
After running about 300 meters, Song Yuqi suddenly stopped.
"etc."
She crouched down and pulled a blue card from a gap in the base of a lamppost.
The sixth one.
Lu Han leaned closer: "What's the content?"
Song Yuqi opened the card and read it aloud.
"Task Six: Select two out of the three people. One person will be blindfolded, and the other person will verbally guide the blindfolded person through the 50-meter obstacle course ahead. The guide must not touch the blindfolded person's body."
The three people looked at each other.
Lu Han was the first to back down: "I'll be a spectator."
"Why is it always the two of us?" Jiang Che looked at him.
"You two have great chemistry."
Lu Han shrugged. "During the song guessing game, you could guess An Jing even if she was standing still. What's a fifty-meter obstacle course?"
Song Yuqi put the card away and turned to look at Jiang Che.
"Are you going to be blindfolded or should I?"
Jiang Che thought for two seconds: "You guide me."
Why?
"Your observation skills are better than mine; I was able to find the card thanks to you just now."
Song Yuqi tilted her head: "You admit I'm better than you?"
"When it comes to finding things."
"Okay." Song Yuqi took a headband out of her pocket. "Will this work?"
The cameraman nodded in confirmation.
Jiang Che took the hairband and tied it behind his head.
The view went black.
The surrounding sounds became clear.
The sound of the river breeze, the laughter and chatter of tourists in the distance, and the sound of footsteps.
The sound of Song Yuqi's footsteps.
She walked to a position about three steps ahead of him.
Can you hear my voice?
"able."
"Keep moving forward, there are no obstacles in taking the first step, take it with confidence."
Jiang Che took a step.
"Continue, the second step is fine too."
Another step.
"stop."
Jiang Che stopped.
"There's a flower bed corner on your left, turn a little to the right and then walk."
Jiang Che took a half step to the side and continued forward.
After walking about ten steps, Song Yuqi's voice suddenly rose.
"Stop! Don't move!"
Jiang Che stopped in his tracks.
"What's wrong?"
"There's a step ahead. Go down one step slowly."
Jiang Che probed forward with his toes and, sure enough, touched the edge of the sinking area.
He stepped down carefully.
Lu Han, holding up the task card behind her, muttered to the camera, "This scene just doesn't look right. The husband's drunk, and the wife's responsible for giving directions home?"
The scrolling speed of the live stream comments instantly skyrocketed.
[Lu Han, you really dare to speak your mind!]
[Jiang Che, just go along with it. Close your eyes and let her lead you for the rest of your life!]
After walking about thirty meters, Song Yuqi's instructions began to become more complicated.
"There are two traffic cones ahead, and only one person can pass at a time. Turn slightly to the side, yes, right shoulder forward."
Jiang Che squeezed forward sideways.
My shoulder brushed past the edge of the cone without knocking it over.
"Passed. Keep going, turn a little to the left."
"How much?"
"His toes were pointing in the direction of my voice."
Jiang Che adjusted his orientation.
"Right, just keep going straight like this."
Song Yuqi's voice came from directly in front, getting closer and closer.
"Ten steps to go."
"Eight steps."
Five steps.
"Three steps, slowly."
"Two steps."
"One step. We've arrived."
Jiang Che stopped.
He could sense that Song Yuqi was standing right in front of him, less than half a step away.
Her breath was close, landing near his chin.
"You can pick them now," Song Yuqi said in a low voice.
Jiang Che raised his hand and pulled off the hairband.
Sunlight streamed in, and he squinted.
Once my vision cleared, the first thing I saw was Song Yuqi's face.
Very close.
Up close, you can see the very faint freckle on the tip of her nose.
Neither of them moved.
one second.
two seconds.
Lu Han's voice came from ten meters away, deliberately raised.
"Mission complete! One health point added! Blue team 13!"
Song Yuqi took the first step back.
She turned around, snatched the hairband from Jiang Che's hand, and casually tied it back around her wrist.
"Let's go, we still have the card."
Jiang Che looked at the hairband on her wrist.
The chat messages in the live stream refreshed so fast that the content was impossible to read.
[Who captured the moment the hairband was removed?! I need a high-resolution image!]
[Song Yuqi put the hairband he used on her own wrist!]
[Jiang Che, do you realize how intently you look at her, like you're reading song lyrics?]
Lu Han jogged up and patted Jiang Che on the back.
"Dude, you were blindfolded and you were so focused on that fifty meters that you looked more intently at it than when you were writing a love song."
Jiang Che quickened his pace: "I'm concentrating on listening to instructions."
"Are you following instructions?"
"Otherwise what?"
Lu Han put her arm around his shoulder and lowered her voice.
"You're hearing her voice."
Jiang Che shook off his hand and walked forward with his head down.
Song Yuqi found the seventh card ahead.
She glanced at the contents, and her expression changed.
"This one..."
Lu Han leaned closer: "What?"
Song Yuqi turned the card over.
Task Seven: The three players need to collect signatures from five passersby before reaching the finish line, but they must do so by singing. Speaking results in failure.
The three people fell silent.
Lu Han turned to look at Jiang Che: "Isn't this prepared for you?"
Jiang Che glanced at the Chaotianmen Wharf in the distance.
Less than 500 meters to go.
"Okay." He took his hand out of his pocket. "I'll sing."
Song Yuqi crossed her arms and looked at him: "What are you singing?"
Jiang Che thought for a moment, then walked towards a mother and daughter who were taking pictures by the roadside.
He cleared his throat and started singing.
The melody was improvised, and the lyrics were also composed and sung on the spot.
"Hello Auntie, I'm here to record a show. Could you please sign this piece of paper for me? Thank you."
The last word was drawn out in a high note, the tone was clean, and several passersby on the roadside turned to look.
The mother and daughter were stunned at first, and then the daughter exclaimed.
"Mom! It's Jiang Che! The one who sang yesterday!"
The auntie smiled broadly, took the pen, and signed her name.
Lu Han clapped from behind.
Song Yuqi stood to the side, a smile playing on her lips, her gaze following Jiang Che.
The second passerby, the third, the fourth.
Jiang Che changed the melody every time he approached someone, and the lyrics were all improvised on the spot.
Some were funny, some were pretending to be innocent, and some deliberately twisted the ending of their sentences to make people laugh.
More and more people gathered around, laughing and recording videos on their phones.
The fifth signature has been collected.
The cameraman gave a thumbs-up: "Mission accomplished! Blue Team 14!"
Lu Han whistled: "Lyricist is indeed lyricist, every word he utters is a song."
Song Yuqi walked over, holding a piece of paper covered with signatures.
She looked down at him, then looked up at Jiang Che.
"The part you sang to the third passerby just now."
Which section?
"It's that part where she says, 'Sister, you're the prettiest. Can I get your autograph? Otherwise, my teammates will go hungry.'"
"What's wrong?"
Song Yuqi folded the paper and stuffed it into her pocket.
"Nothing much, I just think you're pretty good at flirting with girls."
Jiang Che paused for a moment.
Lu Han covered her mouth beside her, her eyes crinkling into slits with laughter.
"I was just completing a mission," Jiang Che said.
"Yes, I know." Song Yuqi nodded, her expression extremely serious.
As Lu Han passed by Jiang Che, she mimicked him and said, "Yeah, I know too."
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