I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.
Chapter 33: The Red Team Laughs to Death, the Blue Team Is Overjoyed
By the time the blue team completed their fourth mission card, the red team was in complete chaos.
Deng Chao squatted under a banyan tree on Danzishi Old Street, his hands covering his head.
On the LED screen in front of them, the red team's health bar showed: 6.
The starting point is 10.
It's 6 now.
In less than an hour, it dropped four bars.
"Tell me, how did it fall?" Wang Mian squatted down beside him, his eyes full of incomprehension.
Deng Chao raised his head and pointed at Chen He.
Chen He stood on a bench two meters away, legs crossed, leisurely drinking tea.
The sunlight fell on him, and he looked more like he was on vacation than competing.
"The first card is to sing a song that includes a place name in Chongqing." Deng Chao started counting on his fingers.
He said he would.
He opened his mouth and sang a song called "Chengdu".
Wang Mian was stunned: "Chengdu doesn't belong to Chongqing."
"Yes, it's an immediate failure, deduct two points."
Wang Mian turned to look at Chen He: "Brother He, Chengdu and Chongqing..."
Chen He took a sip of tea: "I thought the production team wanted a southwestern atmosphere."
Deng Chao slapped his knee: "Southwest atmosphere? Sichuan and a municipality! You call this atmosphere?"
Chen He held his cup, looking innocent: "I really haven't kept up with the geography part."
"Then why did you insist on singing it!"
"Because I wanted to give the team a good start."
Deng Chao took three deep breaths.
"What about the second card?" Wang Mian continued to ask.
"For the second card, I borrowed a stranger's phone to make a call, speaking entirely in Chongqing dialect."
"and then?"
"Him." Deng Chao pointed to Chen He again. "He told a passerby that his phone was dead and used it to make a call."
"Who did you call?"
"I called the program's food delivery hotline and ordered a chicken pot to be delivered to Nanbin Road."
Wang Mian opened his mouth.
"The key point is that he spoke Mandarin the entire time!"
Deng Chao stood up and paced back and forth under the tree.
"I asked him, 'Didn't you say you speak Chongqing dialect?' Guess what he said?"
Wang Mian shook his head.
Deng Chao mimicked Chen He's tone: "I was so excited just now that I forgot to switch channels."
Wang Mian lowered his head, his shoulders began to tremble.
He is laughing.
"You're still laughing!" Deng Chao pointed at his nose. "The third card is even more outrageous!"
"The third card requires three people to work together to move a case of bottled water from the bottom of the slope to the top. Each person must move at least four bottles, and they cannot move them all at once."
"Isn't that simple? Just move it in three trips."
Deng Chao looked at Chen He.
Chen He put down his teacup: "I've moved it."
"You carried one bottle." Deng Chao held up one finger. "One bottle. The smallest one, no less."
"The rules say each person must have at least four bottles." Wang Mian finally couldn't hold back anymore.
"So the mission failed! Two more bars deducted!"
Deng Chao squatted back down on the ground and covered his face with his hands.
"What kind of teammate did I bring...?"
Chen He slowly walked over and stood next to Deng Chao.
"Don't rush, there's still time."
"What time do we have left? The blue team already has 11 squares, and we only have 6!"
"But the rules say that those who arrive at Chaotianmen Wharf first get two extra spaces," Chen He pointed ahead. "I just checked the map; we're only 800 meters from the wharf."
Deng Chao looked up: "You mean...?"
"run."
Chen He handed the teacup to Wang Mian and bowed slightly.
"They were still strolling hand in hand along Nanbin Road, while we headed straight for the finish line."
Deng Chao's eyes lit up.
"Wait a minute." Wang Mian raised his hand. "My legs are short."
"Then you can ride on my back." Deng Chao pulled him up.
"Wait, wait, wait..."
Deng Chao had already turned and run.
Chen He followed behind, but started panting after running twenty meters.
"I can't take it anymore..."
Deng Chao turned around: "Didn't you just say you were going to run?"
"I'm saying you guys run, I'll support you in spirit."
Deng Chao stopped.
The three people stood in the middle of the road, looking at each other.
Wang Mian was panting heavily, his face flushed.
Chen He has already started looking for a bench.
Deng Chao closed his eyes.
Why did I go on this show?
The chat room was filled with laughter.
[Is this a comedy show for the Red Team? Hahaha]
[Chen He: Provide moral support, but physically give up]
[With Deng Chao leading this team, his blood pressure is higher than his health bar]
The blue team is ecstatic, the red team is laughing their heads off, and the audience is completely mesmerized by the victory.
at the same time.
On the blue team's side.
Lu Han found the fifth task card.
"Task 5: One person in the team needs to get three strangers to shout the same sentence into the camera at the same time within one minute."
After looking at the card, Lu Han handed it directly to Song Yuqi.
"Come on, you think you're so great?"
Song Yuqi took the card and glanced around.
A few tourists were strolling along the riverside path.
She spotted three young girls taking pictures by the railing.
"Sisters! Please help me! It only takes a minute!"
The three girls turned their heads, froze for two seconds, and almost screamed the next second.
"Just shout one sentence into the camera, anything is fine, but all three of you have to shout the same sentence together."
"What are you shouting for?"
Song Yuqi thought for a moment, then turned and glanced at Jiang Che.
"Just shout, 'Jiang Che, keep going!'"
Jiang Che, standing ten paces away, heard it all clearly.
He had his hands in his pockets, his brow furrowed, and shook his head at her.
The three girls looked at each other for a second, then simultaneously rushed towards the camera.
"Go Jiang Che!"
The sound was so loud that it could be heard across half the walkway.
The cameraman gave a thumbs up: "Mission accomplished, one health point added. Blue team 12."
Lu Han laughed: "Yuqi, why didn't you let them cheer for Song Yuqi?"
Song Yuqi took back the task card, her tone matter-of-fact: "He needs encouragement more than I do."
Jiang Che walked over, his expression complex.
"I don't need it."
"You need it." Song Yuqi turned to look at him. "Your courage has been fluctuating wildly today."
"Where am I a coward?"
"Your palms were sweaty after we walked 200 meters hand in hand."
Jiang Che stopped in his tracks.
Lu Han burst out with a "pfft" from the side.
"What does sweaty palms have to do with courage?" Jiang Che asked in a low voice.
Song Yuqi tilted her head to look at him and smiled.
There was no response.
Turn around and continue walking forward.
Jiang Che stood there, watching her back.
My palms were indeed a little damp.
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