I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

Chen He's shout silenced the beach for a full three seconds.

"Old Jiang, come on! Pick one right here and now, don't even think about backing out!"

Song Yuqi's mind was buzzing.

Sitting on my lap?

We also need to answer three questions together?

She bit her lower lip, not daring to look at Jiang Che at all.

Jiang Che leaned back in his chair and flipped the card between two fingers.

His gaze swept over the group of goofy people across from him, and finally settled on Song Yuqi on his left and Dilraba on his right.

Dilraba brushed her long hair, which had been ruffled by the sea breeze, and met Jiang Che's gaze directly.

"Senior brother, if you think the weight is too heavy for others, I can reluctantly cooperate with you, but you can't just accept the penalty on the very first try, can you?"

Straight ball!

A straight shot that's clearly visible!

That's just Dilraba's personality; if she sets her sights on something, she'll dare to snatch it right in front of the camera.

Upon hearing this, Song Yuqi's anger instantly overwhelmed her shyness.

It's been a whole day! Buying rules to grab partners is one thing, but now we even have to grab truth or dare!

"No need to trouble you." Song Yuqi stood up on a whim.

Even if she were to die today, she would absolutely not give this woman the slightest chance!

Song Yuqi had barely taken half a step when Jiang Che pulled her directly into his arms.

He precisely grasped Song Yuqi's slender wrist and pulled her slightly into his arms.

"Ah!" Song Yuqi frantically tried to grab the armrest of the beach chair, but in her panic, she accidentally slapped Jiang Che's chest.

"hiss!"

Jiang Che took a breath of cold air, reached out and put his arm around her lower back, pulling her tightly into his embrace.

"Ms. Song, are you taking this opportunity to grope my breasts, or are you trying to break my bones?"

Song Yuqi's face turned bright red instantly, the blush spreading all the way to the base of her neck.

She quickly withdrew her hand, unsure of what to do, and finally could only loosely place it on Jiang Che's shoulder.

"Who...who told you to pull so hard!"

She stammered back, not daring to look down at Jiang Che's face.

Jiang Che wrapped one arm around her waist, not with all his might, just to prevent her from falling.

He turned his head to look at Wu Zheng: "The candidate has been chosen. Ask away, what three questions?"

Dilraba sat next to them, watching the two of them pressed together, gritted her teeth, picked up the beer glass on the table, and took a big gulp.

Fine, Jiang Che, you win.

Chen He sneakily approached.

"The first question! This is a question I'm asking on behalf of the majority of netizens."

"Excuse me, did you choose Yuqi over Dilraba just now because Yuqi is lighter?"

That's a really mean question; it's clearly meant to stir up trouble.

Dilraba scoffed from the side, "Brother He, are you asking for a beating?"

Jiang Che looked at Chen He and said calmly, "No."

"Why is that?" Deng Chao quickly asked.

Jiang Che lowered his head and glanced at Song Yuqi, who was burying her head in his chest.

"Because she's a bit slow."

"If I had chosen someone else for this kind of dare that's been offered to me, I'm afraid she'd be so angry tonight that she'd drink this whole ocean dry."

Song Yuqi was so angry that she pinched the flesh on his arm.

This person is so annoying!

Who wants to drink the sea?!

Chen He laughed so hard he slapped his thigh: "I'm impressed, Lao Jiang, you're really protective of your own!"

Deng Chao cleared his throat and held up the card in his hand: "Come on, the second question, this one's for Yuqi!"

Song Yuqi stiffened for a moment, then quickly straightened her back.

"Yuqi, how does it feel to be sitting on Ciye's lap right now? Please describe it in three words."

Deng Chao grinned mischievously.

Song Yuqi's ears were practically bleeding.

Her mind was now filled with that burning hot chest and the slight vibration in her chest cavity.

"I...I don't feel anything!" Song Yuqi loudly protested, her eyes fixed on the campfire. "This chair is too hard, it's uncomfortable!"

The whole place burst into laughter.

Dilraba chuckled beside her, "Song Yuqi, if you really find it uncomfortable, you can get off. I don't mind."

"I won't get off!" Song Yuqi immediately retorted, leaning back defiantly and pressing heavily against Jiang Che.

Jiang Che groaned softly as she pressed down on him.

He tilted his head slightly, his lips almost touching Song Yuqi's ear.

"Hard? Teacher Song, you have to take responsibility for your words."

Song Yuqi even forgot how to breathe.

She looked like she'd been thrown into a pot of boiling water; even her toes curled up.

That old scoundrel! What nonsense is he spouting!

Seeing that the program was generating maximum buzz, Wu Zheng quickly moved on to the next stage of the process.

"Alright, alright! One last question!"

"This is the most popular question that the production team picked up from the internet in real time, and it requires the two of you to answer it together."

"The answer is non-negotiable. I'll count to three, and you'll say it all at once!"

The beach quieted down.

"Excuse me, when and why was the last time you two felt a crazy attraction to someone of the opposite sex?"

After reading the question aloud, Wu Zheng couldn't help but swallow hard.

That's a really harsh question.

If you don't answer correctly, this couple can be broken up on the spot.

That's a good answer; all the major platforms' servers will probably crash again tonight.

Song Yuqi's mind went completely blank.

When?

Was it last night when he slept on the floor and pulled her into his arms?

Or perhaps it was in the afternoon on the beach when he held her waist to dodge that tricycle?

There are too many to count.

How should I answer that?

It's too shameful to tell the truth, but I'll definitely get attacked by netizens if I lie.

Her palms were sweating with anxiety. She turned to look at Jiang Che's chin and whispered, "I...I can't answer that. How about we accept the punishment?"

"Why accept any punishment? With Old Wu's temperament, who knows what kind of trouble he'll cause?"

Jiang Che didn't look at her, his gaze fixed on the camera in front of him. "Just answer based on your intuition."

Wu Zheng raised his hand.

"Ready? Three! Two! One!"