I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

Jiang Che's nonchalant tone, coupled with his calm and composed face, directly fueled the anger of Chen He and Deng Chao.

Chen He slapped his thigh. "Old Jiang, don't be so arrogant! Tonight, during this truth or dare game, I'm going to find out the color of your underwear!"

Deng Chao rubbed his hands together, "Count me in! If I don't get some earth-shattering scoop out of you, I'll change my name!"

Jiang Che didn't even lift his eyelids. He reached out and snatched the five crumpled hundred-yuan bills from Wu Zheng's hand, stuffing them into his pocket.

"Let's go, aren't we going shopping?"

The Sanya seafood market was bustling with activity.

The pungent and sweet aroma of various seafood wafts through the air.

The seven-member production crew swarmed into the market, followed by a line of men carrying cameras, creating a rather spectacular scene.

"Boss, how much are these oysters?" Dilraba stopped in front of a seafood stall.

She pointed to the oysters on the cutting board, each bigger than the palm of her hand, and turned to look at Jiang Che.

"Senior brother, buy some of this. You've been cutting coconuts and leading people to the beach all day, you need to replenish your energy."

Song Yuqi was walking on the other side of Jiang Che. Upon hearing this, she almost rolled her eyes to the sky.

Supplement, supplement, supplement, my ass!

This man's abs are as hard as an iron plate, and his stamina is like that of an ox. How can he sleep at night after eating oysters?

"Five hundred yuan in budget, and these oysters are thirty-one each. Are you planning to make us starve tonight?"

Song Yuqi didn't hold back at all and retorted directly.

Dilraba raised her chin. "What's wrong with eating some oysters? We finally have a bonfire party, we can't just buy a bunch of potato chips to grill, can we?"

Seeing that the two women were about to start fighting again in the street, Chen He and Deng Chao tacitly took two steps back, afraid that blood would splatter on them.

[Let the fighting begin! The Shura Field 2.0 is officially launched!]

[Dilraba's comment about adding something else is packed with information, haha!]

[Song Xiaogou panicked; she was afraid Jiang Che would overdo it and she wouldn't be able to handle it!]

Jiang Che ignored Dilraba's suggestion, took a long stride, and walked straight to a small stall next to him.

"Boss, how do I get the beer?"

"Fifty dollars a dozen!"

"Take four dozen."

Jiang Che took out two hundred yuan and handed it over, then turned to the two women behind him, "Alright, stop arguing. Spend half the money, and you can decide what to do with the remaining three hundred."

Song Yuqi immediately perked up, pointing to a fireworks stall not far away, "I want to buy that! Sparklers!"

"How old are you to still be playing with sparklers?" Dilraba shook her head helplessly. "The money I have left isn't even enough to buy food."

Song Yuqi retorted, "Old Wu said it's a bonfire party. Shouldn't a party have some atmosphere? What's the point of just eating!"

She turned and tugged at Jiang Che's sleeve, her voice softening unconsciously, without even realizing it carrying a hint of coquetry: "I want to play that, can I buy two?"

Jiang Che looked down at her hand that was tugging at his sleeve.

The little girl's eyes were sparkling, and her face clearly said, "If you don't buy it for me, I'm going to throw a tantrum."

Jiang Che took out a fifty-yuan note from his pocket and stuffed it into Song Yuqi's hand.

"Go buy it, but don't buy one of those skyrocket rockets, I don't care if it hits someone."

Song Yuqi took the money, waved it triumphantly at Dilraba, and then ran towards the fireworks stall.

Watching her retreating figure, Dilraba asked unhappily, "Jiang Che, aren't you spoiling her too much?"

Jiang Che stuffed the change back into his pocket. "It's only fifty yuan. It'll buy me some peace and quiet."

No sooner had the words been spoken than a tricycle loaded with baskets of seafood came hurtling through the crowd, honking its horn.

"Make way! Make way, everyone!"

Song Yuqi had just turned around with two large handfuls of sparklers when she didn't notice the tricycle rushing towards her from behind.

Jiang Che frowned, strode over, stretched out his long arm, grabbed Song Yuqi's lower back, and pulled her forcefully into his arms.

Song Yuqi bumped into a solid chest, her nose filled with the clean scent of laundry detergent and the smell of the sea breeze emanating from the man.

The tricycle grazed Jiang Che's back as it drove past.

Jiang Che looked down at the person nestled in his arms, "Don't you look behind you when you walk? Is a magic wand more important than your life?"

Song Yuqi's ears turned bright red instantly.

The hand on her waist was incredibly hot; she could even feel the temperature of his palm through the thin fabric.

She stammered, "I...I got it, didn't I?"

Jiang Che released her hand and flicked her forehead. "Take your fairy wand and stay close."

........................

Nine o'clock in the evening, at beach number two.

A campfire had been set up in the middle of the beach, the flames leaping high and illuminating the surroundings.

The six people sat in a circle around the campfire.

The placement of the positions is extremely subtle.

Jiang Che sat in the middle, and Song Yuqi took the initiative to sit to his left.

Dilraba was not to be outdone and pulled up a chair to sit down next to him.

Surrounded by women on both sides, he was treated like an emperor.

Deng Chao sat opposite him, looking at the scene, shaking his head while munching on roasted corn.

"Old Jiang, if I were you, I would buy a plane ticket right now and flee home tonight."

Jiang Che crushed the empty beer can in his hand and threw it into the trash bag next to him.

He looked at Wu Zheng standing to the side, "Have you collected all the cards? Let's begin."

Wu Zheng walked to the center carrying an opaque red cardboard box.

"Everyone, the Truth or Dare cards are all in here."

"Each person wrote one card, and the production team also randomly selected three cards from the internet that had the most popular questions from netizens, making a total of ten cards!"

Wu Zheng took out an empty beer bottle and placed it on the sand.

"Spin the bottle, and whoever the bottle's opening lands on draws a card! If you can't do it, or don't want to answer, then accept the punishment from the comments!"

"Come on, let me spin first!" Chen He rubbed his hands excitedly and gave the beer bottle a hard shake.

The bottle spun around in the sand for dozens of seconds before finally slowing down and coming to a stop, wobbling gently.

The bottle's opening pointed directly at Chen He himself.

The whole place burst into laughter.

[Hahaha! Chen He's luck is incredible! He killed himself right at the start!]

[Quickly, quickly! See who wrote the question!]

With a bitter expression, Chen He reached into the cardboard box and pulled out a card.

He glanced at it, and his face turned deathly pale.

"Who wrote this morally reprehensible question?!"

Chen He threw the card on the ground and read it aloud.

"Truth or Dare: Choose a same-sex person on the spot, hold hands, gaze deeply into each other's eyes for one minute, and shout 'I love you' three times!"

Deng Chao and Lu Han simultaneously crossed their arms over their chests and desperately tried to move backward.

"Don't look at me! I have a family!" Deng Chao shouted.

Chen He rushed towards Deng Chao in grief and anger, "Brother Chao! For the sake of your brothers, just bear with it!"

A bloodcurdling scream suddenly erupted on the beach as the two men grappled and struggled together; the scene was too gruesome to bear.

Song Yuqi leaned back in her chair, laughing until tears streamed down her face.

She leaned to the side, her shoulder resting directly on Jiang Che's arm.

Jiang Che didn't dodge, letting her lean on him, and reached out to pick up a grilled starch sausage and put it to her mouth.

Song Yuqi took a bite naturally and chewed with her cheeks puffed out.

Dilraba watched from the sidelines, grinding her teeth. She picked up her beer glass, took a big gulp, and said in a deep voice, "Next round, I'll turn."

Dilraba walked to the middle, pinched the neck of the bottle with her fingers, and twisted it forcefully.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on the green glass bottle.

The bottle spun slower and slower.

Beyond Lu Han, beyond Deng Chao, beyond Song Yuqi.

Finally, it came to a steady stop in front of Jiang Che.

[Holy crap!!! We've got a job!]

Jiang Che has been hit! Quick, quick, give him a good one!

[Dilraba's move was brilliant; she sent the main character straight to the execution ground!]

Chen He and Deng Chao stopped making a fuss and scrambled back to their seats, their eyes wide like copper bells.

Jiang Che looked at the bottle opening pointing at him, without any extra expression.

He stood up, walked to the cardboard box, and casually picked out a card.

Holding the card, Jiang Che glanced at the words on it.

Song Yuqi stared nervously at his face, trying to glean some clues from his expression.

But the man was too composed; apart from raising his eyebrows slightly, he showed nothing.

"Read it, Lao Jiang!" Deng Chao urged.

Jiang Che turned the card over, faced everyone, and clearly read out the words on it.

"Truth or Dare: Choose a person of the opposite sex on the spot, have her sit on your lap, and the two of you answer three questions posed by the audience together."

"During this period, members of the opposite sex cannot leave; otherwise, it will be considered a failure, and both will be punished."

The entire room fell silent.

Two seconds later, Chen He slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Holy crap! Who wrote this question?! It's fucking genius!"