I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

The courtyard was quiet for five seconds.

Deng Chao was the first to react, pointing at the whiteboard: "Brother, what you wrote in three minutes is enough for me to ponder for three months."

Chen He sat up straight, a rare occurrence for him, his gaze sweeping back and forth over the few lines of text on the whiteboard.

"It has something unique and exclusive." He read the last sentence aloud, his tone pausing for a beat. "That sentence is so precise."

Lu Han moved closer to the whiteboard, took out her phone, and was about to take a picture.

Wu Zheng reached out from behind the camera to stop it: "Don't film! It's program footage!"

Lu Han reluctantly put away her phone and turned to look at Jiang Che.

"Whom did you write this poem for?"

Jiang Che paused in his act of capping his pen: "The topic is unrequited love, so I'll write about unrequited love."

"Whose unrequited love is this?" Lu Han pressed.

"Ask whoever set the question." Jiang Che tossed the pen to Deng Chao.

Deng Chao caught the pen, shrugged at the camera, and said, "I only provided a keyword! What does the content have to do with me!"

Chen He stood up from his chair and slowly walked to the whiteboard.

He pointed to the first sentence: "I like seeing you frown and call me a coward."

Then, referring to the second sentence: "Your expression was more ambiguous than that of a friend."

He turned to Jiang Che: "The first person is 'I,' the second person is 'you.' Are you writing about the feelings of someone who has a crush on another, or is it the person being crushed on responding?"

Several pairs of eyes in the courtyard turned to look at them simultaneously.

The live stream chat was so busy that the comments were too numerous to read.

[Chen He, are you a literary analyst?! What an angle!]

[He's right! If it were about having a crush on someone, it should be something like "I like seeing you smile," but he wrote, "You called me a coward!"]

So it's the person being secretly admired who's responding?

Calm down! Lyricists don't necessarily express their true feelings! Don't overinterpret it!

Jiang Che looked at Chen He, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Mr. Chen, would you like to switch careers and become a music critic?"

Chen He waved his hand: "No, that's too tiring. I'll just watch the show."

Song Yuqi stood three meters away, twisting and loosening the water bottle in her hand repeatedly.

She didn't look at the whiteboard.

But the tips of her ears were already bright red.

Deng Chao leaned closer to her, his voice low and cheeky: "Yuqi, aren't you going to look at those lines of poetry?"

Song Yuqi turned to look at him, her expression calm: "I saw it."

"How are you feeling?"

"Well written." Her tone was very steady. "A master of lyrics."

Deng Chao waited three seconds, but nothing came of it. He grew impatient: "That's it? You don't have any other ideas?"

Song Yuqi picked up her water glass and took a sip: "No."

As Chen He passed by, he remarked, "How fake."

Song Yuqi ignored him.

The live stream chat exploded again.

She said no! She actually said no!

[Sis, why are you being so stubborn! Your hands are shaking! The camera caught it!]

[The nation's goddess has such a strong mentality; her mouth is harder than a bottle cap.]

I don't believe it! Let's replay that footage! She twisted the bottle cap seven or eight times!

Wu Zheng clapped his hands: "Alright, last one, Deng Chao!"

Deng Chao jumped to the center of the field and shook his arms.

"Everyone, watch closely, the guild leader is about to unleash a powerful attack."

He took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, put them on, and gestured to the staff.

The music is ringing.

It's an energetic dance track.

Deng Chao started jumping.

The first three seconds were very intimidating.

In the fourth second, his foot slipped, and he nearly did a split.

The whole place burst into laughter.

Chen He clapped his hands three times: "Good! Well done!"

Deng Chao steadied himself and continued jumping without blushing or losing his breath.

But the beat got faster and faster, his movements became more and more chaotic, and eventually it turned into a square dance-style swaying.

Lu Han laughed so hard she squatted on the ground and couldn't get up.

Wang Mian covered his face: "Brother, don't force yourself to do things you don't have to..."

Deng Chao, panting, finished his speech and bowed to the camera: "Thank you! This is the power of confidence!"

Chen He commented: "Your dance, like your singing, has 120% momentum but -20% technique."

Deng Chao pointed at him: "You were playing a game for thirty seconds! What right do you have to talk to me like that!"

"That's called my hand speed talent," Chen He said confidently.

Wu Zheng announced the end of the talent show segment.

The number of viewers in the live stream reached 53 million.

The trending topics list is updated in real time.

[#Jiang Che Writes Lyrics on the Spot About Unrequited Love#]

[#Song Yuqi didn't look at the whiteboard at all#]

[#DengChao'sDanceStuntFails#]

The hot comments section has split into two camps.

On one side are the CP (couple) fans.

"Every word he wrote was a response to her! Calling me a coward is an admission that I'm too afraid to face it! It's killing me!"

"Look at that 'exclusive and special,' are those five words written for the whole world? No! They're written just for Song Yuqi!"

On the other side are solo fans and casual observers.

"Please don't get carried away! Lyricists can make up anything! That's their job!"

"Forgot about the off-key singing video? Song Yuqi doing this kind of behind-the-scenes work? Don't be ridiculous."

"If you're so capable, don't just write lyrics, stand on stage and sing a song!"

"What does he have to offer? The person standing next to Song Yuqi should be someone who shines on stage."

Jiang Che glanced at his phone in the rest area and then turned off the screen.

The system panel flickered.

Current Reputation Value: 1,287,650

[Unlockable Talent: Stage Presence (Rank A) Required Reputation Points: 3 million]

He put his phone back in his pocket.

Lu Han sat down next to him with a glass of water and lowered her voice: "Those lines of your lyrics, were they just something you wrote on the spot, or did you have a specific idea in mind?"

Jiang Che leaned back in his chair: "I just wrote it down casually."

Lu Han stared at him for three seconds: "You're kidding me."

Jiang Che didn't reply.

Across from them, Song Yuqi was talking to a staff member, her face turned to this side.

She smiled, and the way she bent down to tidy the stray hairs by her ear was very natural.

But her gaze drifted through her fingers.

In just a moment.

Jiang Che caught that moment and saw her immediately look away.