I'm in Wuha, and the whole internet is shipping me and Song Yuqi as a couple.

Wu Zheng stood in the center of the courtyard, his hands behind his back, smiling meaningfully.

"The order of the talent show segment will be determined by drawing lots."

A staff member brought over a cardboard box containing six billiard balls with numbers written on them.

Deng Chao was the first to rush up and touch it: "I'm lucky! Number one!"

He flipped over the pool table, his face falling.

Number Six.

Chen He slowly reached out, glanced at the number, and casually stuffed it into his pocket: "It doesn't matter, I'm just lying down to perform no matter what number I am."

Lu Han drew number two, and Wang Mian drew number three.

When Song Yuqi pulled out number four, her fingertips paused for a moment.

Jiang Che finally reached out, took it out, and looked at it.

number five.

Behind Song Yuqi, in front of Deng Chao.

Lu Han leaned over and glanced at his ball: "Number five, it's right behind hers."

"What a coincidence."

Jiang Che tossed the ball back into the box without any expression.

Lu Han winked and asked, "What talent have you prepared?"

"Writing lyrics on the spot."

Lu Han was stunned: "That's it?"

"Otherwise what? You want me to go up there and sing a completely off-key tune for thirty million people?"

Lu Han opened her mouth, but swallowed her words.

Number one is Chen He.

He moved a chair to the middle, crossed his legs, and took out his phone.

Wu Zheng frowned: "What is your talent?"

Chen He didn't even look up: "Speedrun mobile game."

The entire room fell silent for two seconds.

Deng Chao jumped up: "Is this considered a talent?"

Chen He swiped the screen, his tone flat: "Passed level 120 in 30 seconds, ranking in the top ten across the entire internet. Can you do it?"

Deng Chao choked.

The live stream chat screen was instantly flooded with comments.

【Chen He, are you serious? Haha!】

[The King of Lying Down Lives Well Lives Up to His Name! His Talent is Playing Video Games!]

This show is hilarious! Does it even have any serious people on it?!

Thirty seconds later, the sound effect for completing the level played.

Chen He held up his phone to face the camera, and the leaderboard was prominently displayed.

Wu Zheng waved his hand helplessly: "You pass. Next."

Lu Han enters the stage.

He was prepared to do a freestyle, impromptu rap.

As soon as the beat started, he began to sing.

"The fog in Chongqing, the roads in Chongqing, and the hotpot in Chongqing are so spicy that I want to cry."

"There's a guy in the team who can't sing the lyrics, but the girl who has a crush on him has sung it all over the internet."

Jiang Che rolled his eyes from behind.

The screen was instantly flooded with comments.

【Lu Han, you did this on purpose, didn't you!】

[To bring it up in front of them! That's incredible!]

[Look closely at Song Yuqi's expression, hahaha!]

Song Yuqi stood to the side, drinking water with her head down, her ear tips turning red.

Lu Han got more and more excited as she spoke: "The songwriters sit at the table, the singers stand on the platform, the world has turned upside down."

"But it's okay, the lyricist will also make an appearance this season of Five Ha.

He bowed to conclude the performance, and Deng Chao led the applause.

Wang Mian was the third.

He picked up a guitar and played and sang a self-composed stand-up comedy theme song.

The lyrics were all complaints about the show's stinginess, and the staff off-camera were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight.

Then there's Song Yuqi.

She walked to the center of the venue, without taking a microphone or asking for accompaniment.

I'll jump a bit.

Wu Zheng raised an eyebrow: "What kind of dancing?"

I learned it by cheating in high school.

The music is ringing.

It wasn't the kind of perfectly synchronized choreography she usually does on stage.

His movements were casual, showing a background in street dance; several of his moves were clearly imitations of writing, drawing, and sleeping on a table.

Jiang Che watched those movements and then tucked his fingers into his pocket.

He recognized him.

That was him in high school.

The number of viewers in the live stream exceeded 40 million.

The screen was filled with comments.

[Is she dancing to Jiang Che's Daily Life?!]

Oh my god, that writing motion! That hunched-over-the-table motion!

Ten years! This girl remembers it all so clearly!

[I don't care, I'm shipping this couple!]

Song Yuqi took a breath at the end, smiled at the camera, and returned to her position.

She didn't look at Jiang Che as she passed by.

But they were a step too slow.

Deng Chao muttered quietly, "Brother, shouldn't you say something?"

Jiang Che shook his head: "It's my turn."

He walked to the center of the field.

The staff handed over a whiteboard and a marker.

Wu Zheng began by introducing Jiang Che: "Jiang Che's talent is writing lyrics on the spot."

"The rules are that the guests present will give you a question, a keyword, and you will have to write a complete lyric on the spot. You have three minutes."

Deng Chao immediately raised his hand: "I'll set the question!"

Wu Zheng nodded.

Deng Chao rubbed his hands together, his eyes darting back and forth between Jiang Che and Song Yuqi.

"Keywords".

He paused for a moment, then burst out laughing.

"Unrequited love".

The entire audience gasped.

The chat in the live stream exploded at an alarming rate.

【Deng Chao, are you a devil?!】

[It was intentional! Absolutely intentional!]

[Oh no, how is Jiang Che supposed to write this now! Writing it would be a response! Not writing it would be escapism!]

Jiang Che held the marker and looked at Deng Chao.

Deng Chaochong shrugged: "What? The God of Lyrics doesn't dare to accept?"

Chen He added insult to injury, sitting on the chair: "With so many people watching, what are you cowering for?"

Lu Han laughed so hard her shoulders shook.

Jiang Che turned and glanced at Song Yuqi.

She stood on the left, holding a water glass in her hand, her expression calm.

But she twisted the lid three times.

Jiang Che looked away and uncapped his pen.

"Timer."

A marker falls onto the whiteboard.

When the first line of text appeared, the entire room fell silent.

I love seeing you furrow your brow and call me a coward.

Jiang Che put the pen cap back on and took a step back.

The whiteboard is facing the camera.

Your expression was more suggestive than anything you'd suggest between friends.

A lonely title, a sweet reproach

【It has a unique and exclusive feature】

There was no sound in the courtyard.

Six seconds later, Deng Chao slapped his thigh.

"Holy shit."

Chen He sat up straight, showing a serious expression for the first time on the show.

Lu Han spilled his coffee, but he didn't even notice.

Wang Mian's mouth was open, and he forgot to close it.

Song Yuqi put down her water glass.

Her hands were shaking.

The number of viewers in the live stream is approaching 50 million.

The comments section paused for a full two seconds.

Then, a flood of messages appeared on the screen.

What did he write?! Break down every single sentence and analyze it thoroughly!

What does the statement "Your expression was more than just friendly flirting" mean?

[Was that last sentence a response?!]

Wake up! He's just showing off his writing skills! Anyone who writes song can write this kind of stuff anytime, anywhere!

[No! Look at Song Yuqi's hands! They're shaking!]

The trending topics were updated quickly.

[#Jiang Che Writes Lyrics on the Spot About Unrequited Love#]

[#Call Me a Coward#]

[#What level is a lyric genius?#]

Behind the camera, Wu Zheng lowered his voice into the walkie-talkie: "Keep this whole thing, don't cut it at all."