When you encounter a weasel on the road asking for a title, appoint it as the Jade Emperor.

The night was cool and clear, with a crescent moon hanging high in the sky.

Dense forests, trails.

As soon as Zhang Chuyu said this...

The viewers in the live stream and the weasel were all stunned.

The weasel also clenched its rear end suspiciously.

"Little Taoist priest, you're not trying to play the anime/manga game with me, or pretend to speak English, are you? Let me make this clear: I'm not one of those trashy characters. If you dare to fool me, I'll make sure your soul is scattered to the winds!"

They're quite vigilant.

Zhang Chuyu shook her head.

"Don't worry, I'm not that bored, and I can give you a chance to rise to the top in one step!"

"Go to my car and take everything from the trunk. This Heavenly Master will appeal to the Nine Heavens and request a position as a true god for you!"

Weasel: "!!!?"

A true god!?

The weasel, which had been on guard, suddenly became alert.

Others may not know Zhang Chuyu's identity, but how could they not know that she is a demon that has become a monster around Longhu Mountain?

Otherwise, it wouldn't dare to directly ask Zhang Chuyu for the title of immortal!

But this immortal seeking a title is not on the same level as the righteous god who appeals to the heavens, as Zhang Chuyu said!

The position of a true god is recognized by Heaven and Earth!

They're definitely civil servants from Heaven!

Even the great-grandmother of the Huang family didn't have such a status!

One step to the sky!

This is truly a meteoric rise to the top!

The weasel's eyes gleamed with an almost tangible greed: "You said it yourself! You wait here, this great immortal will be right back!"

After it finished speaking, it turned and left.

I wish my parents could give me two more legs.

"??? The weasel is gone!? What happened? What did the Celestial Master say that made the weasel so excited?"

"Yes, I've never heard of asking for only half a title, and what does 'appealing to the heavens' even mean?"

Netizens were completely baffled.

In a short while, the number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed.

Many new viewers were unaware of what was going on, but became excited after hearing the explanations from others.

"A weasel demanding an official title?! Really?! I'll stay and see what's going on!"

"Awesome!! Things are getting better online now! Even the weasel demanding its blessing is being live-streamed!"

"I recorded it, and I'm playing it right now! I have a feeling this streamer is going to go viral today!"

.....

Gifts were flooding the phone screen like crazy.

Zhang Chuyu's eyes were shining.

money!

It's all money!

It must have cost at least tens of thousands in this short time.

If he weren't still not completely out of danger, he would already be thinking about how to spend the money.

The weasel is very fast.

It only took a few dozen seconds.

It has already reappeared.

And they also brought quite a lot of things with them.

A folding altar, along with a magic brush, cinnabar, and talisman paper!

"Little Taoist priest, here you go, hurry up and write it! Confer me a title of great god!!" The weasel couldn't wait any longer.

Since they're so eager to die, we should grant their wish.

"No problem, there's absolutely no higher divine position than this!"

Zhang Chuyu opened the offering table directly.

The brush was dipped in cinnabar.

He could write as soon as he raised his hand.

"A celestial decree, addressed to the heavens above and echoed in the underworld below!"

Just eight words were uttered.

The once clear night sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds.

Countless rumbles of thunder flashed.

A terrifying aura of thunder loomed over people's hearts.

Netizens' expressions changed drastically as they stared in disbelief at the suddenly transformed scene on their phones.

"This...this really isn't special effects, is it!?"

But the weasel was overjoyed!

Conferring titles upon gods... This is truly deifying oneself!

Just this one sentence has brought about such a strange phenomenon!

A Taoist Celestial Master, truly worthy of being called a Taoist Celestial Master!

If that old guy from Longhu Mountain hadn't left, I wouldn't have had this kind of good fortune!

The Taoist Celestial Master personally bestowed the title, so my Taoist path... is complete!

Its eyes were fixed on Zhang Chuyu.

Zhang Chuyu's brush never stopped.

"In the name of the 99th Celestial Master of the Celestial Master's Mansion of Longhu Mountain, I hereby command the Yellow Immortal of the Yellow Family!"

"Officially conferred: A lofty throne in the thirty-six-tiered Lingxiao Palace!"

Weasel: "???????"

At this point, the weasel's brain was already overwhelmed.

The towering Lingxiao Palace, with its thirty-six layers high, is it?

What kind of god is this?! Such a grand display?!

Lingxiao Palace?

It sounds familiar, but... I have a bad feeling about it.

"A deification?! Holy crap... the Celestial Master actually made this weasel a great god!"

"Yes! Reaching the thirty-sixth heaven, that's something not every deity can do!"

"What I really want to know is, what divine position did the Celestial Master bestow upon it!"

The viewers in the live stream were also filled with curiosity.

However, after they had thoroughly seen the edict on the talisman...

Everyone's pupils contracted sharply in an instant!

On the talisman paper.

A string of names has been clearly and completely revealed.

"The title is: High seated in the thirty-six-tiered Lingxiao Palace, the Supreme and Unsurpassed Jade Emperor of the Azure Heaven's Golden Palace!"

Weasel: "???"

Netizens: "???"

silence.

Both netizens and the weasel grinning wildly fell into a deathly silence.

Everyone stared wide-eyed at the names on the paper.

The Supreme Jade Emperor, the most revered and naturally existent deity in the Golden Palace of the Vast Heaven...

This is... isn't that the Jade Emperor?!

After the reaction, the entire live stream room exploded.

"Holy crap!? I thought the streamer had resigned himself to his fate, but it turns out he's really messed up!"

"Weasel: Dad! Don't create a new account!"

"Hahaha, I'm totally dumbfounded! It's already pretty amazing that someone found money earned through risking their life and had it given to Buddha, but wow, is this streamer encountering a weasel demanding an imperial title, trying to steal the throne from the Jade Emperor?"

Jade Emperor: ??? Huh!? What just logged into my account?

"6666! This streamer's thought process is really unique, hahaha. Anyway, I've banned him. If you're so capable, go be the Jade Emperor."

......

Just as the viewers in the live stream said.

The weasel's fur stood on end.

He looked completely bewildered.

If you're going to confer gods, fine... but what do you mean by making me the Jade Emperor?

You think you can afford to seal me off? Don't you even know if I'm worthy?

"Hurry, hurry, as the law commands! Go!"

On the offering table.

That talisman paper fluttered in the wind!

Zhang Chuyu's voice soared straight to the heavens!

At that very moment, even the heavens and earth began to change!

Boom—

The already terrifying dark clouds were followed by an unprecedentedly violent clap of thunder.

In the darkness, it seemed as if celestial music was falling.

"How dare you!"

click-

Nine bolts of lightning fell from the sky.

It transformed into enormous thunder dragons, each tens of meters long.

He chopped down at the weasel!

Nine thunderbolts struck!

The weasel fell to its knees with a thud.

"Spare me! Spare me!!"

However, it remained silent.

Nine bolts of lightning had already struck.

bump--

The lightning struck the weasel directly.

The weasel didn't utter a sound at all.

His entire body exploded instantly.

The dead can no longer die.

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