When you encounter a weasel on the road asking for a title, appoint it as the Jade Emperor.

Netizens are making a fuss.

Zhang Chuyu was also quite interested.

"In that case, I'll show everyone what I'm capable of."

He said.

He carefully walked towards the bushes over there.

But they hadn't even waited for him to get close yet.

whoosh-

A figure suddenly sprang out from the bushes and stood directly in front of Zhang Chuyu.

"Um!?"

Zhang Chuyu was startled.

What is that?!

The viewers in the live stream were all taken aback.

I stared intently at the phone screen.

Just when everyone was focused on the task at hand.

Zhang Chuyu's flashlight beam also fell on the thing.

It was in that very instant.

Everyone's pupils contracted simultaneously.

You can see it in the live broadcast.

A creature with golden fur all over its body.

A weasel the size of a wolfhound.

They appeared before them.

The weasel showed no fear whatsoever when it saw people.

Instead, it seemed as if they had been waiting there all along.

It stood up strangely, upright.

His eyes were fixed on Zhang Chuyu.

"This is... a weasel?"

Zhang Chuyu and the viewers in the live stream all stared wide-eyed.

"A weasel? This one is huge! How many years has it lived? Holy crap! Could this be the legendary weasel spirit?!"

After realizing what had happened.

Netizens immediately perked up.

"A weasel spirit? Is it the kind that asks me if it looks like a human when it asks for a title, and I retort that it looks like a little white-haired girl in black stockings?"

"This is simply a gift from heaven!! Streamer, step aside! Let me have this! My doll broke recently, and I was just about to buy a new one, and this is right here!"

"??? This netizen, White Elephant, please sit down and calm down. What you're saying are all fiction. How could there possibly be a Weasel spirit asking for a title?"

Zhang Chuyu was initially a little nervous.

However, after seeing what netizens are saying...

I feel a little more relaxed.

indeed.

There was only one weasel.

I've seen this before; its large size is probably because it eats well.

Nothing surprising.

however.

Just as the barrage of comments fell...

Swah——

Everyone saw the yellow weasel's eyes, which stood upright, emit an eerie light.

Then the weasel spoke in a low voice.

He then asked Zhang Chuyu.

"Fellow villager, do I look more like a fairy or a god?"

Just a few words.

It instantly made the surrounding air quiet.

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

The slight smile that had appeared on Zhang Chuyu's face froze on the spot!

Fuck!

Are you fucking serious?!

At this point, netizens also came to their senses.

"This weasel is really asking for a title! The streamer's luck is incredible!! Quick! Streamer, tell me it looks like a black-stockinged, animal-eared girl!"

"Like this black-stockinged, animal-eared girl! I want a long-legged, slim-waisted female CEO! I like this kind of thing!"

"How vulgar! You guys are so vulgar! What's so great about women? Isn't this female weasel appealing? Her tail even has a built-in rope, she's absolutely gorgeous!"

"Weasel: Goodness gracious, are netizens playing this weirdly these days?"

The barrage of comments was unstoppable; everyone was very excited.

Only Zhang Chuyu had cold sweat on her forehead.

Because he felt things weren't that simple.

At that moment, a viewer in the live stream suddenly started tapping rapidly on the screen.

"Host!! You absolutely can't ban this! This weasel is clearly trying to make you suffer eternal damnation!"

"???"

"??????"

As soon as this comment appeared, everyone was filled with question marks.

Even Zhang Chuyu was taken aback.

"Brother, what do you mean? Isn't this just asking for an official title?"

Some netizens couldn't help but ask.

The netizen who answered earlier replied again.

"It is indeed asking for a title! I once saw a record in an ancient book that usually, when a weasel asks for a title, it just asks if it looks like a human. If that's the case, then bestowing a title upon a human is naturally not a problem."

"At most, they'll just get entangled and have some of their luck drained."

"But this weasel in front of me asked whether I was more like an immortal or a god! Although it's only a difference of a few words, the meanings are worlds apart!"

"How could a mere mortal possibly create immortals and gods!"

"If the streamer dared to bestow a divine title upon it, he would likely be struck by lightning from the heavens and condemned to eternal damnation in hell to atone for his sins!"

"??? So vicious?"

The viewers in the live stream were also dumbfounded.

After carefully analyzing what this netizen said, I found it to make a lot of sense.

To deify a person is absolutely outrageous.

"But we can't not ban them, the streamer will die anyway, right? Did the streamer really go too far this time?"

"That's it, this streamer is really going to be in trouble this time. I'll donate 200 yuan; call me when the banquet starts!"

"I'll contribute 100 yuan, and I'll sit at the kids' table."

......

Just as Zhang Chuyu was also extremely nervous.

"Ding!"

In his mind.

A mechanical voice suddenly rang out.

"Supernatural event detected in the host. Dao Ancestor System activated."

The sound faded.

Zhang Chuyu was startled.

This is... a system!?

"Ding! Since this is the first time the host has bound to the system, a god-level option has been awarded."

"One: Directly refuse the weasel's request for a title, and make it give up on the idea. Reward: [Title of the Title-Seeking Terminator] Immune to any negative effects from a weasel's request for a title [Weasel Family Revenge]"

"Second: Demons and monsters are no match for this. Capture it and take it to the police station to report it, letting it experience the horrors of imprisonment. Reward: [Demon-Catching Hand (Max Level) - Capable of capturing any minor demon]"

"Three: Since you've sought the Daoist Master's deification, then the Daoist Master will grant your request. In the name of the Celestial Master, I will open an altar and present a petition to the Nine Heavens, bestowing upon it the title of the Jade Emperor of the Nine Heavens. If it has any issues, let it consult the Jade Emperor! Rewards: [Golden Light Divine Mantra] [One Hundred Days of Pure Primordial Qi Cultivation] [Daoist Ancestor Destiny]"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chuyu immediately laughed.

high!

This is at least three stories high!

It's complete nonsense to claim that others are bestowing titles upon immortals, Buddhas, or gods.

Do those gods and Buddhas even know who you are?

But Zhang Chuyu is different!

Regardless of how dire the current state of the Celestial Master's Mansion is.

But his identity as the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain has been recognized by Taoists for thousands of years.

In the name of the Celestial Master, he opened an altar and presented a memorial.

That truly reaches straight to the heavens!

Since you don't want me to live, then whoever runs away today is a coward!

Whether or not the Jade Emperor is deified is not important; the main thing is that the Taoist priest also wants to see what the Jade Emperor actually looks like.

"What happened? Why did the Taoist priest suddenly close his eyes? Has he resigned himself to his fate?"

"Damn... I feel so sorry for the streamer. He's only a teenager and he's about to die from the weasel's attack. It's so tragic."

"May the anchor rest in peace."

"??? Just passing by and wanted to ask what's going on? Is this streamer going to be banned?"

......

The number of viewers in Zhang Chuyu's live stream is constantly increasing.

However, compared to the concern of the viewers in the streamer's room.

The weasel's expression gradually became impatient.

Just as it was about to speak again.

Zhang Chuyu suddenly opened her eyes and stared at the weasel.

"Are you sure!?"

......