Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.

Chapter 61: I've seen many living bodhisattvas, but this is the first time I've met a livi

However, after listening to Jiang Chen's explanation, the girl changed her tone.

"Attorney Jiang, that's not what I meant."

"I only said the death penalty is unreasonable, but... I didn't say I wanted to abolish it!"

Upon hearing this, many question marks appeared above Jiang Chen's head.

Is there any difference in how you say it?

"Little sister, what do you mean by that?"

Jiang Chen took the initiative to ask.

The young woman opposite him chuckled softly, "Hehe... Attorney Jiang."

"You see, after a death row inmate is executed, isn't he brought back for cremation?"

"That's too much trouble!"

Jiang Chen scratched his head.

trouble?

But this is a requirement stipulated by the state!

"Little sister, cremation is troublesome, but it's mandatory by the government. The reason can be summed up in four words: saving land!"

"Our country already has a small amount of arable land per capita. If everyone were to be buried in the ground, each coffin would take up a plot of land, and then a tombstone would be erected and a grave mound built."

"The land is being taken away less and less, and in the end it's all turned into burial mounds. Where will we find land to grow crops?"

Therefore, cremation is necessary!

How can you say it's troublesome?

"Oh dear, Attorney Jiang, that's not what I meant."

The girl opposite her spoke in an annoyed tone.

"What I mean is... since death row inmates are cremated after execution, why not just cremate them directly?"

"Direct fire... huh?"

Jiang Chen's eyes widened, seemingly doubting what he had heard.

Direct cremation?

Why not kill them beforehand?

What's the difference between this and killing a chicken without cutting its neck, then directly scalding its feathers with hot water?

Let alone the bullies in prison.

Even the most dominant chicken in the world can't withstand it!

After a moment of silence, the viewers in the live stream erupted in a frenzy!

【ah?????】

Shouldn't the body be killed first and then cremated? Shouldn't that first step be skipped?

I thought she was a saint, but it turns out she's the reincarnation of King Zhou!

[Not that kind!]

[Satan woke up the next morning to find himself down to second place on the rankings.]

[Satan: You can be the King of Hell, I'll give up my seat!]

To be honest, even I, with my extreme wickedness, couldn't have imagined such a way to die!

"Uh... this..."

Jiang Chen scratched his head, looking puzzled.

Why would someone say something like that from the mouth of a sweet and soft little cake?!

Is she sure she hasn't been possessed?

Whoever you are, get off her!

Hell is truly empty, and Satan is on earth!

"If we cremate them directly, we can even turn the process into a legal education program."

The little girl continued.

"Attorney Jiang, how about this?"

"We made the stove transparent and turned the whole event into a live stream so that netizens could send us gifts."

"We can adjust the heat of the stove according to the size of the gift."

"A big gift makes you angry, a small gift makes you less angry!"

"The final proceeds can be donated to the victims' families, which is a win-win situation!"

Upon hearing the end, Jiang Chen felt a wave of dizziness wash over him.

He took a deep breath and spoke slowly.

"When someone turns evil, they get a Satan tattoo on their body."

"Little sister, after hearing what you've said, I feel like Satan should get a tattoo of you on his body!"

She has defied the heavens to the point of being beyond the realm of humanity.

How could a human possibly come up with such an idea!

The viewers in the live stream were stunned.

[This is supposed to be a live stream? It'll be reported in a heartbeat!]

Although, I think it's actually quite good; for the victim's family, this is a good thing!

Yes! Even if others are unwilling, the victim's family certainly wants this done! Even without the proceeds from those gifts!

[When you become a victim's family member yourself, you'll know how satisfying all of this is!]

[Just kidding, even the victim's family would feel good about it!]

[They're already on death row, so there's nothing wrong with treating them this way, right?]

[To the person upstairs: Even death row inmates have a sliver of dignity left!]

[He's committed a crime punishable by death, and you still want to give him dignity!]

"And, Attorney Jiang..."

The little girl became more and more excited as she talked.

"We can also turn this entire live broadcast into a legal education video."

"Playing on a loop inside the prison!"

"This way, even those inmates who remain unrepentant after their release will not dare to cause trouble after seeing such videos!"

This proposal is so absurd it's almost unbelievable.

It turns out that Jia Xu did not die.

Instead, he was reborn in the modern era!

It's a real shame that she's not a strategist with such expertise.

But the words came back again.

If such execution videos really existed, placing them in prison would be incredibly educational.

Seeing this, all criminals would probably be too afraid to commit crimes again.

The crime rate in the future... will probably drop sharply!

After all, although both are death sentences, this death sentence is far too terrifying!

Let them die, but they have to suffer before they die!

What's the difference between being thrown alive into an incinerator and being roasted in a hanging oven?

I'm impressed, truly impressed. If this video were thrown into a jail, the prisoners wouldn't even dare to speak loudly anymore.

What's terrifying isn't the death penalty, it's the process!

I think she got it backwards. A large gift needs a small fire to kill it quickly; a small gift needs a large fire to kill it quickly, but that's less effective!

Wow, this way, big spenders will be more willing to tip to see him suffer, and the victim's family will get even more – it's a win-win situation!

Who on earth am I even online with?!

[This is Satan's team-building forum, I've accidentally wandered in!]

[Satan? Just a philanthropist!]

Jiang Chen shook his head helplessly.

This little girl has such a wild imagination!

But... she wasn't bold enough.

"Little sister, the death penalty is not carried out like this."

Jiang Chen spoke slowly.

"If we follow your logic, then executing death row inmates this way is a waste!"

Then, Jiang Chen calmly began to explain.

"It would be better to keep death row inmates in prison and regularly draw blood for the blood bank, removing organs like the heart, spleen, liver, and kidneys whenever needed!"

"Don't forget about your corneas either."

"After cutting it, the bones can still be removed and sold to antique collectors as beads."

"The leftover meat and bone scraps can be used to make compost; it's such a waste to burn them!"

After hearing Jiang Chen's words, the viewers in the live stream fell silent once again.

The little girl he was talking to suddenly realized what was happening.

"Me?"

"Attorney Jiang, you're absolutely right! How come I didn't think of that!"

This time, netizens couldn't sit still any longer.

[Holy crap! I'd like to get Satan tattooed with both of you!]

Attorney Jiang, I thought you were a respectable person!

The meeting of these two was truly a case of kindred spirits meeting in a lowly, polluted place; twin stars shining brightly amidst poverty and hardship!

It's such a shame they weren't included when the death penalty law was being revised!

I've seen many living Buddhas, but this is the first time I've seen two living Yama kings!

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