Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.
Chapter 52 You call getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar year attempted murder?!
After Jiang Chen asked his question, there was a few seconds of silence on the other end.
He seemed to be thinking about something.
Soon, the little boy spoke timidly, his voice trembling with tears.
"I...I just wanted to scare someone a little."
"I didn't mean to really kill anyone!"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen nodded, his expression relaxing slightly.
"Heh... Then you need to explain yourself clearly. What exactly did you do? Why are people saying you attempted murder?"
He was curious too.
What exactly did this twelve-year-old boy do?
It's astonishing that others would condemn such a serious crime!
The little boy began to explain, his voice trembling with sobs.
"Well... my uncle said you can't get a haircut in the first month of the lunar calendar, because it's said that getting a haircut in the first month will cause your uncle to die..."
"Then I said I insisted on getting it done, I wanted to get it done in the first month of the lunar calendar!"
"Then my uncle said... that this was attempted murder..."
"He said I knew that getting a haircut during the first month of the lunar calendar would cause my uncle to die, but I still deliberately went to get one, just to kill him... He said that was intentional homicide..."
After saying that...
The live stream went silent instantly!
Jiang Chen's serious expression quickly turned into one of bewilderment.
Then the confusion turned into a blank stare.
"Uh... this..."
He opened his mouth, then closed it again.
His face was full of speechlessness.
This is fucking...
It's just something to say to fool a child!
The viewers in the live stream were silent for a moment.
It instantly caused an uproar!
【?????】
[Getting a haircut during the first month of the lunar calendar is supposed to cause your uncle's death?! Is that even a motive?!]
Is this uncle serious? It's hilarious!
[Hahahaha... This kid is so cute, how could his uncle bear to tease him!]
You can tell the little boy was genuinely scared!
[The reason for the attempted murder was getting a haircut during the Lunar New Year – this is the most outrageous legal advice I've heard all year!]
He just wanted a haircut, what crime did he commit?
I'm not a haircutting genius!
Look at Jiang Chen's expression! Hahaha... His head must be spinning!
Jiang Chen remained silent for an unknown period of time.
He rubbed his temples, feeling a slight headache.
"Cough cough..."
Jiang Chen took a deep breath and asked slowly.
"Is your uncle...your biological uncle?"
"It's...my own..."
"Is he... serious?"
"Um... he said if I dared to get a haircut during the Lunar New Year, he would call the police..."
Jiang Chen finally couldn't hold back any longer; his lips twitched violently, and then he burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha..."
He laughed so hard he leaned back.
I almost fell flat on my face!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I'm telling you in the most direct and straightforward language."
"I couldn't hold it in!"
To put it bluntly, wasn't this just his uncle teasing him?
This kid actually took it seriously!
Sure enough, children are always the easiest to fool.
He wiped his eyes and slowly regained his seriousness.
But the corners of his mouth still couldn't help but turn up.
"Okay... little friend, I'm telling you seriously!"
Jiang Chen sat up straight and cleared his throat.
"First of all, the saying 'Getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar calendar will cause one's maternal uncle to die' is a folk saying and has no legal basis whatsoever."
"The law stipulates intentional homicide, not intentional haircutting. Legally, there is no possibility that your uncle was killed by you while cutting his hair."
"Second, according to the provisions of the Criminal Law, the crime of intentional homicide requires that the perpetrator has the subjective intent to illegally deprive another person of their life and objectively has committed an act sufficient to cause death."
"You just want to get a haircut. This in itself won't threaten anyone's life. Your uncle won't actually die just because you got a haircut."
Although he was only a twelve-year-old child, Jiang Chen still earnestly explained the science to him.
After all... legal education should start from a young age!
"Third, if your uncle really got into trouble because you went to get a haircut, it's due to his own health condition and has nothing to do with your haircut."
Jiang Chen continued.
"You can do your hair; his health is your uncle's own business."
Therefore... no matter how you analyze it, your actions do not constitute a crime!
"Forget attempted murder, it doesn't even count as a violation of public order!"
Upon hearing this, the little boy's tone visibly relaxed.
"So...that's how it is?"
Jiang Chen smiled and nodded, then looked at the camera and added earnestly:
"Little friend, you can tell your uncle this when you get home: 'Getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar year will cause your uncle to die.' That's an old saying, not law!"
"The law only governs what you do, not whether you get a haircut in the first month of the lunar calendar. You get your haircut, he lives his life, they are two separate things."
"Even if you go to the barber every day during the first month of the lunar year, your uncle will still have absolutely no connection to you."
Don't worry!
Now the little boy was completely relaxed.
"I see, I understand now, Attorney Jiang!"
Children only have awe for the law.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been living in fear until now because of his uncle's joke.
This also demonstrates his emphasis on the law.
Jiang Chen nodded with a smile.
"Don't worry, you don't need to feel guilty about this."
"Get a haircut if you need one, it's no big deal!"
"Thank you, Attorney Jiang!"
The little boy's voice became lively.
"Then I'll hang up!"
As Jiang Chen smiled and nodded, the live stream ended.
next second.
A mechanical system notification sounded in my mind:
【Ding dong! 】
[The system detected that the host helped a minor user understand the legal boundaries of attempted murder, calmed their anxiety, and gained their gratitude.]
[Points earned: 200!]
[Current total points: 4500.]
In addition, Jiang Chen also earned 50 points for explaining prison fighting to others.
Added together, that's exactly 4500 points.
Looking at the points displayed on the system screen, Jiang Chen's lips curled up slightly.
The rate at which points are accumulated is not slow.
Before long, my points will break through five figures!
At that time, you will be able to exchange it for abilities that can truly help solve cases.
Meanwhile, the live chat was still flooding the screen with comments:
Honestly, do you really believe the saying, "Getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar year will cause your maternal uncle to die"?
Believe it or not, business at barbershops is really bad during the Lunar New Year!
[Hahaha! That's right, I've never seen a barbershop do good business during the Lunar New Year!]
Even if it's just superstition, many people still believe in it!
My parents' generation were indeed superstitious, and that's exactly why I used that as an excuse to ask my uncle for a red envelope!
Wow! I didn't know that was a trick! How come I didn't think of that!
Got it! I know how to ask my uncle for a red envelope this Chinese New Year!
[However, next time Jiang Chen will just give him a brief explanation, because this little brat has wasted so much time!]
Yes, several minutes were wasted just explaining something to him!
[Hiss... How can this be considered a waste of time? Teaching children about the law is not easy enough!]
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