Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.

"Um?"

Jiang Chen was stunned.

What did he say?

My roommate is a girl?

How did the girl assault... Oh!

There's also the matter of lesbians!

Viewers in the live stream were listening intently when they were startled by this sudden reversal.

【ah?????】

【Wait... Dude, your roommate is a girl!】

I was a little angry for this guy just now, but now it just seems ridiculous!

[Girls can do this? I've never heard of that before!]

[Tsk tsk tsk... This is so abstract!]

Thankfully, it was just a false alarm.

[So, how would this be judged legally? Would it allow them to arrest the girl?]

【I don't know, I've never encountered this situation before!】

Not to mention the viewers in the live stream, even Jiang Chen had never heard of such a thing.

Sure enough, as people's lives have become increasingly developed, all sorts of bizarre and strange things have emerged.

Humans are inherently a very abstract species.

Jiang Chen wasn't surprised by what happened.

However, the anger I felt towards him dissipated, replaced by a deep curiosity.

I'm curious about how the girl committed the crime!

How did she do it?

"Cough cough..."

"If the perpetrator is a female, it cannot be classified as attempted rape under my country's current Criminal Law."

"Because the definition of rape is that a man uses violence or coercion to rape a woman, and the perpetrator of the rape can only be a man!"

"Of course, if we want to hold that girl accountable, we can do it."

At this point, Jiang Chen changed the subject.

"According to Article 237 of the Criminal Law, this constitutes the crime of forced indecent assault."

"The 'others' here include all adults, both men and women."

"The behavior constitutes attempted forced indecent assault, involving violence, coercion, or drugging against the victim's will, attempting to commit new acts or violate their private parts. The attempt failed due to the victim's resistance, cries for help, or other objective reasons."

"For ordinary offenses, the penalty is imprisonment for up to five years or detention; attempted offenses may be punished more leniently!"

"Of course, if there are egregious circumstances, the sentence will be five to fifteen years in prison!"

Even when it was a case of a girl assaulting another girl, Jiang Chen gave a very professional response.

Viewers in the live stream gave it a thumbs up.

[Professional! I never imagined there were so many rules and regulations regarding female-on-female assault!]

Of course, laws are constantly being improved!

So, does this mean that this kind of law can be used against men who assault other men?

[It's a package deal! But I think the guy would resist, right?]

No, who has the strength to resist when they're drunk?

[Following the usual pattern, this is like having the feeling of needing to poop but being unable to in the middle of the night.]

[Holy crap! Don't describe things so precisely, okay?!]

I can tell now, the person upstairs has been through a lot.

Just then, the boy opposite Jiang Chen interrupted him.

"Attorney Jiang, wait... that's not how it works either."

"It was that female roommate. She probably didn't like us, so she found another guy online to assault my girlfriend."

"It just didn't succeed in the end."

Hearing this, Jiang Chen frowned again.

Did that girl dislike them, so she found other guys online?

Isn't that going around in circles?

However, there is also a legal explanation for this.

"It's okay. If a girl helps a boy assault another girl, she's an accomplice to rape, and it can be classified as attempted rape!"

"This evidence was easy to find; it's definitely a case of a man and woman working together!"

Jiang Chen was very certain about this.

However, Jiang Chen had some doubts.

With this girl's help, how did his girlfriend escape the clutches of the monster all by herself?

Jiang Chen casually remarked, "However, your girlfriend was quite lucky. Despite being outmaneuvered by two men, she ultimately failed to get them to succeed."

"This kind of wary mentality is worth learning."

The boy opposite sighed, then slowly spoke.

"Attorney Jiang, my girlfriend is indeed very lucky."

"However... that roommate wasn't so lucky."

"Because I found that roommate online, and I've never met him in person."

"When she got home that day, she deliberately left the front door open, leaving it for the boy."

"But that night, my girlfriend was out having dinner with her best friend. When the guy I met online arrived, he didn't find my girlfriend, but he did find my roommate."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen suddenly looked up.

Things seem to be taking an unexpected turn...

They didn't find her girlfriend, but they did find her roommate.

Could it be that……

Did that girl lift a stone only to drop it on her own foot?

"That guy only took money from assaulting someone, but she was stupid. She didn't send him any photos of my girlfriend, she just gave him her address."

"When the boy arrived at the location, he still thought she was the target, so he did the deed without really understanding what was going on."

"I only found out about this when the two of them ended up at the police station."

After hearing the whole story, Jiang Chen's lips twitched slightly.

He really couldn't hold back anymore.

Unexpectedly, the stupid ones are even worse off than the bad guys.

What category does this belong to?

Did you pay for someone to assault you?

【ah??????】

[That sudden outburst almost hurt my back!]

Holy crap, I can't believe this even happened!

This is so damn abstract! That girl was bad, and then she reaped the consequences!

[If it hadn't escalated to the point of involving the police, we probably wouldn't even know about this!]

[What's this all about? This guy's girlfriend is incredibly lucky!]

[Tsk tsk tsk... That roommate is really ruthless! What happened to the girl helping girl?!]

[She wasn't good enough; knowing her roommate was in danger, she stepped in herself!]

I suspect she's simply addicted!

[This guy is addicted to horses!]

This roommate brought this upon themselves; their employer harmed them, ultimately letting a wolf into the house!

[They deserved it!]

"Attorney Jiang, that's the gist of it."

The boy continued speaking.

"Although my girlfriend was not harmed, and that girl received the punishment she deserved."

"But I just can't stand it!"

The other person's tone gradually became agitated.

"We're roommates and we usually keep to ourselves, why are you doing this to us!"

"Even though that girl has brought it on herself, I don't want to let her get away with it!"

"I just want to know if the girl committed a crime in this matter, and if I can sue her!"

Jiang Chen could understand the boy's feelings.

He also gave the most definitive answer.

"sure."

"And...they can get very heavy sentences!"