Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.

"ah???"

Upon hearing this answer, the person on the other end was completely stumped.

You can't even use the money you get from making a wish?

Does this mean that the world has already locked down the ways for ordinary people to get rich quickly?

Even making a wish is no longer an option?

Sensing the other person's discouragement, Jiang Chen smiled helplessly and shook his head.

"Here, many people have a major misconception: that once the money is in their bank card, it's their money, and they are not responsible once the money leaves the counter."

"This claim is completely unfounded legally!"

"This kind of windfall is essentially a hot potato. The correct approach is to leave it untouched, immediately contact the bank, and report it to the police!"

Jiang Chen also gave the most correct approach.

But the boy on the other side was still somewhat unwilling to give up.

"Attorney Jiang, but I'm not willing to accept this!"

He said excitedly.

"If I have the chance to make a wish, can't I just ask for money directly?"

"Wouldn't that be a waste of the opportunity to make a wish?"

Viewers in the live stream also empathized deeply.

So, even if you have the chance to make a wish, you can't wish for money, right?

[Here's the thing, if you ask for more, they'll classify it as unexplained income and confiscate it!]

[Tsk tsk tsk! It seems this world has already erected layers of barriers for us ordinary people!]

What should I do then? I have the chance to make a wish but can't wish for money. Isn't that a huge loss?

【I have a way for you to wish for the winning numbers in the next Double Color Ball lottery!】

[Upstairs, that's useless. The fact that you guessed the number correctly proves it wasn't the winning number!]

[Haha, you really know about the lottery!]

"Who said that? Who said this chance to make a wish would be wasted?"

Jiang Chen changed the subject.

"According to you, this opportunity to make a wish is due to some kind of supernatural force."

"It's not that your wish is wrong, it's just that you need to change the way you make it!"

Upon hearing Jiang Chen's words, the person on the other end was stunned.

Then, he asked cautiously.

"Change? How can I change that?"

Jiang Chen smiled faintly and demonstrated the correct way to do it.

"You can make a wish like this."

"Within the next 24 hours, grant me funds of one billion RMB after tax, without violating the current laws and regulations of my country of China or any other country."

"The funds were transferred in a one-time, irrevocable, and unconditional manner to a debit card opened in my name at a legitimate bank in mainland China, which is solely controlled by me."

"The source of these funds is completely legal; they are not proceeds of crime, nor are they loans; and they do not need to be repaid."

"It does not create any criminal debts or mortgages, nor does it involve any third-party claims."

"Once the funds are received, they shall not trigger any anti-money laundering audits, tax inspections, or bank risk control freezes. Furthermore, all the funds, as well as all interest and investment rights generated therefrom, shall belong to me permanently and be freely disposed of."

"And it is not subject to pursuit, freezing, confiscation or interference by any human government, institution, individual or supernatural force."

After saying all this in one breath, Jiang Chen let out a long sigh of relief.

With so many buffs stacked up, there shouldn't be any loopholes left, right?

As for the viewers in the live stream, they were completely dumbfounded.

【ah?????】

[Good heavens, Attorney Jiang, you really know how to exploit loopholes!]

[What was that just now? What was Attorney Jiang chanting?!]

No wonder in those novels, the longer the incantation lasts, the more powerful the spell—there's a reason for it!

[Because they're layering armor!]

[Only a small part of this chanting spell is actually the chanting content; the rest is all disclaimers!]

When the genie lamp heard the wish, it immediately jumped back into the desert.

[He seems to genuinely believe he can wish for a billion!]

[One billion is too little. We've already made wishes, can't we ask for more?]

The boy who was on the live stream with Jiang Chen was also completely bewildered.

I've seen people exploit bugs, but I've never seen anyone exploit a bug on top of a bug!

There are way too many layers of armor!

He truly lives up to his reputation as a professional lawyer; he exudes confidence and expertise.

rigorous!

"Got it? If you have a similar opportunity, you should make a wish like this."

"We finally have a chance to make a wish, how can we not seize it!"

Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"I've learned something, I've learned something..."

The other party hung up the call in shock.

He'll probably be reliving this in bed tonight.

"Okay, let's move on to the next one."

Jiang Chen said with a smile.

He connected with the next netizen in turn.

This time, the person I was talking to on the live stream was a girl.

"Hello, Attorney Jiang?"

The other person's voice sounded rather young, probably in their twenties or thirties.

Generally speaking, there aren't as many amazing live stream connections when you're talking to girls.

Jiang Chen replied with a smile, "What's wrong? Do you need legal aid?"

"Attorney Jiang, my best friend says she's going to sue me, what should I do?" The voice on the other end sounded anxious.

"My best friend and I are very close, but now, because of some trivial matter, she suddenly said she's going to sue me!"

"We've been good friends for so many years, I never imagined she was this kind of person!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen's smile vanished, and his expression immediately turned serious.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"What grounds does your best friend have to sue you, and what did you do?"

When judging whether something is good or bad, you must first know the ins and outs of it.

Only then can we know where the problem lies and how to remedy it.

The viewers in the live stream also became somewhat interested.

Oh no, my best friend sued me! Why?

[Generally speaking, girls and their best friends should have a good relationship, so why would one of them be sued?]

【Great? You're so naive! Haven't you heard the saying, "Beware of fire, thieves, and your best friend!"?】

[That's right, there are some best friends you have to be wary of!]

What exactly did she do to make her best friend want to sue her?

Why don't you just listen and see?

"Actually... I didn't do anything big. Everything I did was for my best friend, to make her happier!"

Jiang Chen was initially curious about this matter.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen frowned and glanced at the camera.

Generally speaking, if you're frantically stacking armor before discussing anything, it's definitely not a good thing!

As a professional lawyer, Jiang Chen has this kind of intuition!

His expression gradually turned serious as he looked intently at the camera.

"Come on, tell me what you've been doing."

"The cause and effect, your thoughts, and all the details must be included."

"Otherwise, I cannot give you the fairest and most impartial judgment!"