Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.
Chapter 121 If you're socially awkward, you can bury yourself upside down!
After a few laughs, the other party hung up the call.
Jiang Chen also spoke up.
"Family, can't we have some serious questions?"
"I am a professional lawyer and can provide you with the best legal advice."
"Don't waste this opportunity to connect via voice chat!"
In his professional field, Jiang Chen is absolutely top-notch.
But the people who call me on voice chat, what kind of random questions are they asking!
It's a complete waste of legal education resources.
Instead of wasting time on this, we should go help some people who truly need it.
After saying that, Jiang Chen connected with the next person on the live stream.
This time it was a boy, and he sounded a bit anxious.
"Hey? Attorney Jiang, I've finally connected with you."
"I have a very important question to ask you, one that concerns a person's life or death!"
Jiang Chen initially thought the other person was joking, but upon hearing the seriousness of the matter, he immediately sat up straight.
"you say."
"Attorney Jiang, I just want to ask if there are any strict requirements in our country regarding the burial of the dead."
"I have some questions about burial after I die."
There are indeed provisions regarding funeral arrangements for the deceased in Chinese law.
Jiang Chen pondered for a moment and then gave his answer.
"my country has the latest 'Funeral Management Regulations' regarding the burial of remains."
"Among them... the deceased body needs to be cremated, and a cremation certificate needs to be obtained."
"As for places where burial is still common, cremation is not mandatory, but burial indiscriminately is not allowed."
"I would like to ask what specific aspect of the problem you are asking."
The other party was silent for a moment, then slowly explained.
"I want to be buried in the ground, not cremated."
"At least burial is cheaper after the death, while cremation involves procedures and is such a waste!"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen was taken aback.
"Burial saves money? How did you calculate that?"
"Whether it's burial or cremation, there will be certain expenses involved, depending on the local regulations."
"Where is there any claim that traditional burial can save money?"
The other party remained silent for a moment.
The air was somewhat quiet.
"Uh... Attorney Jiang, then I won't hide it from you. I have a way to save money after I die, but it requires burial."
Jiang Chen nodded without interrupting the other person.
"After I die, I'll bury only my lower body, leaving my upper body standing."
"Wouldn't that save us money on the tombstone and photo?"
"This method works for others too. If you're socially anxious, you can even bury them upside down!"
After the other person finished speaking, Jiang Chen fell silent.
He opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.
This person's way of thinking can no longer be understood using common sense.
Is this how a normal person's brain works?
Why are there so many amazing people like this in my own live stream?!
The viewers in the live stream were stunned, and it took them a long time to frantically flood the chat with comments.
【ah?????】
[Dude, this reminds me of a saying: "If your ancestors are buried upright, their descendants will surely be great!"]
Is it effective?
[(Shakes head) Our Ren family business, starting with my generation...]
If this method of burial is followed, wouldn't people crawl out like clams during an earthquake?
Holy crap! I can picture it right there in my mind!
I'm socially awkward, but what if I'm buried upside down and there's a pervert? What if I encounter a gay person?
Life is too short to resist the urge to give it a try.
That's called a J-10!
[If it's buried upright... from a distance, wouldn't it just look like a bust?!]
[If this happened a few decades ago, it wouldn't be called burial, it would be called ginseng!]
Jiang Chen didn't respond to him and hung up the call directly.
the reason is simple.
He's no longer human!
"Family members, this is a professional legal education live broadcast room, so please don't ask questions that are unrelated to legal education."
"It's not that the question is too outrageous, it's just that I don't know how to answer it."
The person on the other end is truly invincible when they can answer a question that leaves him speechless.
After saying this, Jiang Chen did not answer the next call.
Instead, he leaned back in his chair, his expression full of helplessness.
It felt like all the energy in my body had been completely drained.
Seeing him like this, the viewers in the live stream couldn't hold back anymore.
[Hahaha! Why is Jiang Chen lying down?]
He's out of options, completely out of options!
[I didn't expect there to be so few normal people in the live stream!]
[Species diversity, that's normal!]
Even if I ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms, I still couldn't have come up with that person's wild idea!
All I can say is that the abstract concepts I've spent my entire life trying to learn were merely someone else's flash of inspiration!
Just then, Jiang Chen's phone rang.
"Ring ring..."
Jiang Chen picked up his phone and answered the call.
"crooked?"
"Is this Attorney Jiang?" Cheng Ye's voice came from the other end of the line.
Jiang Chen sat up straight and raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Oh, it's Mr. Cheng. What's the matter?"
Yesterday's case is considered closed, and he won't even need to do much in the subsequent criminal investigation.
"Attorney Jiang, you've done me a huge favor this time. I've already had the finance department pay your legal fees."
"If there are any issues regarding the subsequent criminal ruling, I will contact you again!"
"You're usually too busy, so I won't bother you any longer."
Jiang Chen casually opened the text message on his phone.
Just now, his phone received a text message.
[Huaxia Bank: Dear customer, Your account (ending in 2882) received a transfer of ¥100.000.00 on June 24th. Thank you for your trust and support. We wish you a pleasant life!]
"One hundred thousand?"
Jiang Chen blurted out, clearly somewhat surprised.
His legal fees this time are unlikely to exceed 30,000, since it's not a complicated case.
I didn't expect Cheng Ye to be so generous, paying such a high amount of legal fees!
"Attorney Jiang, please consider the extra amount as a token of my appreciation for your hard work. Let's make friends this time, because we'll need your help if our company encounters any cases in the future."
Jiang Chen, who had been tormented by the live stream, had his mood completely lifted at this moment.
Instead, a feeling of joy arose.
"In that case, I won't refuse. Thank you, Mr. Cheng!"
"If you have any cases in the future, please contact me immediately!"
Jiang Chen was still somewhat excited after hanging up the phone.
Even when I was working for an entertainment company and taking commercial orders, I had never received one this high!
Of course, this is all because the original company was too exploitative.
Now that the 100,000 yuan has arrived, I won't have to worry about money for a long time.
Viewers in the live stream chat were also discussing it extensively.
[Holy crap, 100,000 yuan in lawyer fees for a single case? That's way too much!]
[Many? Some people would spend that much money to hire Attorney Jiang to appear in court, but they probably wouldn't be able to get him!]
That's right, Jiang Chen doesn't take on just any case!
[Given his abilities, this amount of money isn't actually that much!]
Is being a lawyer really that easy? Top lawyers can even earn more than some business owners!
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