Me! A disgraced celebrity! Starting by seeking justice for impoverished students.

Jiang Chen quickly dismissed the other party with a few perfunctory words.

If Jiang Chen dares to help someone like that, his fate is already quite clear.

The day my law firm opens, I'll beat up every customer who walks in!

My image had been somewhat cleared up, but after helping her, I'm afraid I'll be vilified to the point of being relentlessly attacked!

Jiang Chen just hopes there will be fewer Pokémon like this in the future.

He quickly connected with the next online friend.

The person I was talking to on the phone this time was a guy. As soon as the call connected, he expressed his needs.

"Hello, Attorney Jiang, I have something I'd like to consult."

Jiang Chen breathed a slight sigh of relief: "Okay, go ahead and tell me."

"I'm a food delivery rider, and now I'm hesitant about whether I should call the police..."

Call the police?

When a food delivery rider was driven to the point of calling the police, Jiang Chen immediately put himself in the rider's shoes and began to think seriously.

"You're a delivery driver, could it be... someone stole your meal?"

As a food delivery driver, it's not uncommon for food deliveries to be stolen.

There will always be some uncivilized passersby who secretly take food from the delivery driver's vehicle.

Most delivery drivers would probably just swallow their anger and suffer in silence if they encountered this situation.

But there's another type of person who, when faced with this situation, will immediately call the police!

Just as Jiang Chen was pondering, the other party slowly gave a reply, their voice carrying a hint of timidity.

"Attorney Jiang, I...I did lose something, but it wasn't takeout; it was my virginity..."

"What the heck? Chastity?"

Jiang Chen's eyes widened.

He thought and thought, but he couldn't possibly have thought of these things!

"No... dude, that word sounds really retro. There don't seem to be any similar cases around these days."

"Give me a proper explanation..."

The other person's voice was slightly choked with sobs.

"Well... a few days ago, when I was delivering food, I had to deliver some sex toys to a sex hotel."

"The customer urged me a few times, then started showing concern, saying I'd been delivering food all day and asked if I wanted to go upstairs and take a shower..."

"bath?"

This was already beyond Jiang Chen's comprehension.

Would a food delivery driver encounter this kind of thing under normal circumstances?

Are you sure this isn't a movie shoot?

Or is it the kind of Japanese adult film?

Hey bro, where are you delivering food? I want to go deliver too!

[What the hell... are you trying to deliver takeout? I don't even want to call you out on it!]

Here's a little-known fact: you can make more apartment deliveries at night.

"No, the apartment is terrifying at night. There are many cases of domestic violence there, and I can hear young girls crying."

[You fucking...you'd better be talking about legitimate domestic violence!]

[Even in this state, wouldn't anyone just walk by and knock on the door to help?]

[Upstairs, if you knock on the door, you're probably just part of someone else's game.]

【Hey Chovy, you guys can just send me the comments, why are you making suggestive jokes?! Why the hell are you sending comments?!】

Why is it that Gazi's affairs seem to happen everywhere?

Jiang Chen couldn't say it outright, so he subtly expressed his shock.

"Brother, I must say, the people over there... are quite friendly and generous."

"Anyway, when I order takeout, I always ask them to leave it at the door."

But the delivery guy on the other end of the line suddenly changed his tone.

"Attorney Jiang, you don't understand, this kind of thing is all too common."

"I've been delivering food for a year and I've encountered all sorts of weirdos. Some said their husbands weren't home, and others even said they wanted to see me."

"Look at... yours?" Jiang Chen's lips twitched twice.

What's going on here?

He should be streaming on Douyin, not on the dark web!

This thing... it should only be viewed on the dark web, right?

"Then you probably didn't agree, right?"

Jiang Chen continued to ask.

At this moment, he no longer had the mind to explain the law to the people across the street.

I'm so eager to know what the other person went through!

"well……"

The delivery driver sighed first.

"Attorney Jiang, our profession is particularly difficult. If I don't meet the special requests made by these people, they will give me all sorts of bad reviews."

"Some people said I deliberately spilled the soup, and others said I stole takeout food..."

"To avoid such negative reviews and false accusations, this time... I compromised."

"Compromise..." Jiang Chen rubbed his head, then nodded with difficulty.

"Phew... Go on!"

"Attorney Jiang, I'm also very cautious. I plan to go in and see what she looks like before making a decision."

"Besides, my appearance is actually quite safe; I don't think anything will happen to me!"

"Even if something unexpected happens, it doesn't necessarily mean it will happen to me!"

Jiang Chen clicked his tongue and began to explain things to the other person.

"Dude, haven't you heard of Murphy's Law?"

"When you think like that, anything that can go wrong will ultimately go wrong!"

It's hard to imagine what he went through.

"Attorney Jiang, I was actually hesitant for a while when I got downstairs."

"I even called the person, and from her voice she sounded like a rather mature woman. She said I had to bring it upstairs for her, and she even asked me to look at the order notes..."

Hearing this, Jiang Chen frowned.

"So... the order notes say you want to deliver it upstairs, right?"

"Well, there seems to be no way around it then. After all, they mentioned it beforehand, and it's a hotel, so it's convenient to send it in..."

But the delivery guy suddenly changed the subject.

"no……"

"The note said, 'Brother, this is what I ordered for you.'"

"Give it to you!?" Jiang Chen's vision went black.

What does it mean to order sex toys online and specify in the order notes that they are for a delivery driver?

Is this still the human world?

Even Jiang Chen's mind was a little slow to process it.

He shook his head and couldn't help but say, "At this point, all we can do is praise the other party for their sense of responsibility."

"After all, we've prepared some safety measures for you."

But what the delivery guy said next made him even more devastated.

"Attorney Jiang, he... he did place an order with a sex shop, that's for sure."

"But what he ordered was a bottle of sesame oil and two bottles of glycerin suppositories!"

"What did you order?!"

Jiang Chen's tone rose a few decibels.

What kind of legitimate emotional store would sell such bizarre products?!

And... what kind of weirdo would buy something like this?!

Listening to this delivery guy talk, it's like he doesn't recognize a single word he's saying.

These words are clearly written in Chinese characters.

But when put together, Jiang Chen just couldn't understand it.

Viewers in the live stream were also stunned by this reversal.

【Huh? Is this still the human world? I can't quite understand what they're saying!】

This is outrageous! I've never seen anything this outrageous!

[Hiss... To be able to use something like this, I'm starting to doubt their identity!]

[After all that talking, you still haven't given me the address! Where am I supposed to deliver this food?!]

Wow, you really want to go?!

Wait a minute... I found this netizen's IP address, it seems to be from some basin area...

【Huh? ??? Then I'm not going!!! 】