Black Robe: How can Saiki Kusuo not be considered a superpowered individual?

Qi Mu's room.

"So, I came here mainly because I saw your sincerity."

A little girl with long white hair, who looked to be about eleven years old, with beautiful ruby-like eyes, small tiger teeth, and wearing a black Lolita-style long dress, sat on Qi Mu's chair.

She had a lollipop that Qi Mu had given her dangling from her mouth, and gently swayed her legs as she spoke to Qi Mu.

"...Take off that smile."

Qi Mu's eyelids twitched as he looked at the other person's upturned lips and the fact that the favorability rating had reached [93].

"You've read my mind again, Qi Mu. You've crossed me."

Satan, or rather Lucy, leaned in, opened her mouth, and then viciously bit down on Qi Mu's shoulder.

......

"Ouch, that hurts!"

Qi Mu replied in agreement.

"Hmph."

Lucy wiped her mouth, picked up the lollipop again, and patted Qi Mu on the shoulder.

"So, have you thought it through? Throw away that giant bitch Jehovah and come to Hell to rise to power with me!"

"Then you'll be the second-in-command of Hell!"

"Don't overthink it, I think you're the best."

Their pale purple eyes met those ruby-red eyes.

"I refuse."

"Tsk."

Lucy, who had been looking forward to it, rolled her eyes, clicked her tongue, and then chewed up the lollipop along with the stick and swallowed it.

Then, she lifted Qi Mu from the bed, lifted Qi Mu's blanket, and, wearing a fluffy little skirt, crawled right inside.

A second later, Qi Mu's blanket was wrapped up like a cricket.

"Please don't do anything strange to my blanket."

Qi Mu reminded the wriggling blanket.

The blanket spirit, which seemed to be wriggling happily, froze for a moment, and a muffled sound came out.

"No way!"

"Hehehehe."

Then came another burst of silly laughter.

.......

Qi Mu raised his hand, and with his pale blue telekinetic power, he pulled Lucy, who was drooling in his blanket, out of his room.

"What are you doing! You overstepping your bounds! You finally couldn't resist attacking me?!"

Lucy covered her thin body and asked with some anticipation.

"Mom will worry if the blanket gets dirty."

Qi Mu threw Lucy onto a chair with one hand, and with the other hand, he rolled up the blanket [time reversal].

"Becca...she is a brave woman."

Lucy sat in the chair, feeling a little bored, looking at the books on Qi Mu's bookshelf.

A book stretched out its tentacles.

"What?! You actually wanted to give away the book I gave you?!"

Lucy screamed.

"...But the delivery failed."

Qi Mu glanced at the book Satan had given him years ago, a book about staying away from giant bitches, his eyes somewhat unfocused.

"You bastard!"

Lucy lunged at Saiki, but was easily caught by Saiki using telekinesis.

"Damn it! If only this body weren't so weak..."

Lucy flailing her arms and legs in the air, but unfortunately, her projected body was too weak.

dong dong dong.

There was a knock on the door outside.

Qi Mu and Lucy stopped what they were doing.

"Is it that woman? Your grandmother in a way?"

Lucy squinted and stared at Qi Mu.

"Yeah, but she's actually coming over."

Qi Mu hadn't expected the storm to actually come.

The man and Satan walked toward the door of the house.

Push open the door.

Storm looked at Qi Mu in front of him, and at a white-haired, red-eyed loli who shouldn't have been there.

It's wet.

"Um... could you tell me what just happened?"

She forced a smile and asked Qi Mu.

"Oh, right, I accidentally hit you too hard and killed you."

"Speaking of which, you were the first person I ever killed."

"Actually, I forgot that I signed a contract a long time ago, which is why your soul ended up in hell."

"Later, when I realized that [time reversal] couldn't save you, I went to find Satan."

Qi Mu patted Lucy, who was standing to the side with her head held high.

Storm swallowed hard.

"So, she is...Satan?"

"Rejoice, mortal, for it is your honor to see me."

Two scarlet wings unfurled behind Lucy, extending outwards without any obstruction.

On the other side, Qi Mu's face was blocked.

......

"Is there anything else?"

Qi Mu tilted his head, looked at the storm, and asked.

"If you still want to play, I won't bail you out. You'll have to solo her then."

Qi Mu pointed to Lucy beside him.

Although Lucy is just a projection, she can still handle a storm.

Do you even realize how prestigious the title of Lord of Hell is?

If you really anger Lucy, she'll turn around and become an angel, then go to Heaven to call for help.

Then you'll just blow it up, won't you?

"What...are you?"

Storm clamped his legs together, looked at Qi Mu in front of him, and asked.

"Me? My name is Kusuo Saiki, an ordinary esper."

That's all.

Qi Mu answered Storm's question according to the settings.

"Alright, alright, mortal, it's time for you to leave."

"I want to discuss the meaning of life with Qi Mu."

Lucy retracted her scarlet wings and issued a shoo-out order to the storm.

"Gulp..."

Storm swallowed hard, lowered his head slightly, and turned to leave.

The Vought Special Operations Team members waiting outside were stunned to see Storm return empty-handed.

"Ms. Storm, where's the target?"

The squad leader went to meet them. He looked at Storm, who had his head down, with a puzzled expression. He twitched his nose as if he smelled a foul odor.

The next moment, the storm raised its face.

His handsome face was now flushed.

She smiled sweetly at the captain, and then...

*Smack*

A light shone.

Purple lightning bolts danced among these Vought agents.

Everyone's bodies went numb, and they collapsed stiffly to the ground.

Her flushed face looked at the garbage on the ground, suppressing the urge to kill them.

"Tell Stan that I've betrayed you."

She spoke softly to the captain, whose eyes were still open.