Dual cultivation makes you stronger, everyone else is a prodigy, and I'm the only one slacking
001 A Guide to Handsome Men
Good news, we've traveled through time!
Bad news! I've been transmigrated into the body of an absolutely hideous woman!
Yu Luoning squatted expressionlessly by the stream, staring at an ugly face reflected in the water.
She raised her hand and patted her face, and her reflection in the water followed suit.
Ox.
It's so ugly.
His face was covered in black moles, as if someone had flicked him with a calligraphy brush.
His facial features were scrunched up, and his eyes were squinted into slits...
Heavens above, give her back her original face!!
Yu Luoning stared for three seconds, then suddenly spoke softly.
"Chief, do you remember what you promised me?"
After a long silence in my mind, a slightly distorted electronic voice rang out in grief and indignation:
"Of course I remember. I prepared for you someone with exceptional talent, the most beautiful woman in the world, and an ethereal entrance accompanied by her own background music..."
Yu Luoning: "So, who am I now?"
The system choked up: "This isn't the physical body I prepared for you."
"Something must be wrong. You wait and see, I'll go check it right now."
As soon as he finished speaking, the system disappeared in a flash.
A short while later, the system returned. The once square system was now bruised and swollen, with dents at all four corners.
Yu Luoning was shocked: "What's wrong with you?"
The system forced a cold smile: "Woman, don't concern yourself with our system's affairs."
Yu Luoning: "..."
The next instant, a surge of electricity coursed through her entire body from below, and Yu Luoning nearly flew off the spot.
The system gritted its teeth: "The secondary system I was preparing for you has been stolen."
Yu Luoning asked curiously, "What kind of secondary system?"
The system gritted its teeth and said, "The 'Many Children, Many Blessings' System."
Yu Luoning fell silent. "Well, the saying 'many children, many blessings'? Actually... there's no need for that."
"How can that be? The 'Many Children, Many Blessings' system is one of the most popular systems right now."
It took a deep breath and said, "But it's okay, I have a backup plan."
As soon as he finished speaking, an ancient-looking illustrated book appeared in Yu Luoning's mind with a snap. The cover had four large characters written in a flamboyant style: "Illustrated Guide to Handsome Men"!
The system wiped the blood from its nose and continued, "Since I brought you into this world, I have to take responsibility for you."
"I have just modified your body. Your body has a seal; it is ugly, but it won't stay ugly forever."
"As long as you regularly use high-quality spiritual energy to harmonize, you will become more and more beautiful."
Yu Luoning: "High-quality spiritual energy harmonization?"
The system paused for a second, then said somewhat shyly, "In layman's terms, it's... dual cultivation."
Yu Luoning: "..."
"If you can cultivate with any man who has lit up his profile, you can copy one of his talents, supernatural abilities, secret techniques, or weapons. You can choose one, and the copied one will be the final form with full proficiency."
Upon hearing this, Yu Luoning's lips twitched: "So... I..."
...Do I need to find more men?
"That's right, you've got a cheat code. I said I'd make you happy for the rest of your life. I, the system administrator, always keep my word."
The system suddenly straightened its back, and before Yu Luoning could react, it wiped away the blood from its nose, leaving behind a cold and aloof back view.
"Damn it, how dare they steal my secondary system? They're asking for it..."
Yu Luoning quickly called out, "Wait, you still haven't told me what world this is? What about the cultivation system? What about the sects and factions? What about my beginner's tutorial?"
The only response she received was a deathly silence.
Yu Luoning was helpless.
Before she could catch her breath for even three seconds, a cold and strong wind suddenly swept up from the depths of the forest, as if an invisible hand had grabbed the back of her collar.
Yu Luoning's vision blurred, and she was swept into the air by the wind.
"Holy crap!"
The next second, she was like a tattered sack that had been thrown out, crashing hard into a damp cave.
Fortunately, this body had a high fat content and was not injured in the fall.
Even so, it still hurt so much that she grimaced.
Ignoring the pain in her body, Yu Luoning looked around the cave.
The spiritual pressure inside the cave was so heavy that it was almost suffocating.
A young man was bound to the stone platform. His clothes were disheveled, but they could not hide his handsome features. His phoenix eyes were blazing with fire as he stared intently at the old woman in front of the stone platform.
He cursed:
"You old hag, all I did was say you're ugly! Look at your wrinkled face that could trap a fly."
"Which part of what I said wasn't the truth?"
The Cloud Cave Master was dressed in a Taoist robe, with a face so gloomy it seemed to drip water.
"Young man, I have never been so insulted. Since you say I am ugly, then today I will let you taste what it is like to be dominated by an ugly woman."
The handsome man, who was bound, was stunned for a moment, then spat out a mouthful of bloody saliva and cursed loudly, "Old hag, your mind is dark and twisted. When my ancestor comes, he will wipe out your Cloud Sky Cave!"
The Cloud Cave Master raised his hand and pressed down, unleashing a torrent of spiritual energy like a mountain collapsing. The man felt a tightness in his chest, coughed up blood, and glared at him fiercely, his eyes filled with defiance and arrogance.
Yu Luoning huddled in the corner, completely bewildered by what had happened.
Who is she? Where is she? What a lucky start!
Master Yunxiao's face was gloomy.
How could a mere junior like myself be allowed to humiliate such a noble being?
She could have easily killed him, but the boy was shrouded in a protective aura, the aura of a fellow Purple Mansion cultivator.
It seems this kid has a Purple Mansion cultivator backing him up.
Since we can't kill him, let's destroy him.
This kid's cultivation method places great emphasis on a pure Yang foundation, and he is most afraid of his primordial Yang dissipating.
Once the vital energy is broken, the foundation collapses, and it becomes difficult to break through the barrier again.
The Cloud Cave Master sneered, slowly turning his head to Yu Luoning and saying, "Ugly boy, come here!"
Yu Luoning pointed to herself, "...Me?"
"Who else could it be but you? You're so ugly, you've probably never tasted a man's pleasure before, haven't you? You're lucky to have gotten away with this today." The Cloud Cave Master sneered.
Yu Luoning: So annoying...
Feng Qiguang was suddenly jolted, as if he had finally realized what she was about to do, and his eyes instantly exploded with anger.
"You dare!"
The Cloud Cave Master waved his hand, and a circle of gray-white array patterns lit up on the ground inside the cave, with a chilling aura rushing straight to the top of his head.
"If you two do not consummate your marriage within the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, your meridians will be severed and your souls will be shattered."
Yu Luoning's expression changed slightly, and she couldn't help but glance at the man.
Feng Qiguang gritted his teeth, the chains rattling as he struggled, his eyes practically spitting fire: "Get out of my way, you ugly woman! If you touch me, I'll kill you."
Yu Luoning stammered, "But I'll die if I don't touch you."
Feng Qiguang laughed, staring at her with extremely dark eyes, "But if you touch me, you will die a much more miserable death."
Yu Luoning was caught in a dilemma and was about to go crazy.
If she dies in this life, then she's truly dead.
But she couldn't get past her own conscience if she forced herself on a man like that.
The Cloud Cave Master grew impatient and with a wave of her hand, Yu Luoning fell into Feng Qiguang's arms.
Ah, no, it's sitting on Feng Qiguang.
Feng Qiguang coughed softly, feeling the pressure.
Master of Yunxiao Cave: "What are you hesitating for? Haven't you heard of dying under a peony? Even as a ghost, you'll be romantic! If you don't do as I say, you'll die right now!"
Feng Qiguang forced himself to stay upright, gritting his teeth: "You dare! If you dare touch me, I will cut you into a thousand pieces."
"..."
Just as Yu Luoning hesitated, one page of the handsome men's encyclopedia in her mind lit up, and it read Feng Qiguang.
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