Transmigrated into a lewd little pervert, the crazy boss's kiss made his legs weak.

While Ren Heng and his men were blocking the third ramp of the suburban highway, Qi Yuge's car was speeding back from the airport.

He leaned back in his chair, a tablet resting on his lap, the screen showing the live stream of the top trending topic in the city.

The resolution isn't high, but it's clear enough.

A woman rode a gray ostrich, leaving a blur in her wake on the emergency lane of the highway.

He Ming sat in the passenger seat, holding up his phone, his voice trembling.

"The chairman probably didn't expect this to cause such a big commotion."

"My goodness, Li Yaoyao has really gone mad."

Qi Yuge flipped the tablet over and placed it face down on the seat, closed his eyes, and pinched the space between his eyebrows with his fingers.

I hope what I'm seeing is just an illusion.

He took a deep breath and said four words to the driver: "As fast as possible."

Li Yaoyao lay on Daodao's back, the wind rushing into her ears with a deafening roar, while Qi Yuge's voice came through the Bluetooth earphones continuously, becoming a nagging old mother.

She had no time for him; all her attention was fixed on the taillights of the white truck ahead.

She said to the system.

"This world has finally become the crazy place I wanted to see. I never imagined I'd be making the news riding an ostrich!"

"This is the ultimate social anxiety disaster for someone with social anxiety! Who, anyone could be more socially awkward than me?!"

The system remained silent for a while.

On the bright side, you fell flat on your face. And Daodao ran very steadily.

The truck exited the highway and turned onto a dirt road in the countryside without streetlights.

The trees on both sides grew denser, the headlights' illumination range narrowed, and the surroundings quickly darkened.

Li Yaoyao's vision seemed to have been splashed with ink from the edge inwards, and the outline of the truck began to blur.

She squeezed her legs tightly against Daodao's back, her fingers tugging at the ostrich feathers, and an unconscious, tense whisper escaped her throat.

It's over.

My night blindness has flared up.

The system's voice sounded at the right time.

[You can now temporarily redeem one night vision enhancement, deducting five beauty points. Host, please note that all your current stats are steadily improving, and you have unlocked the buff redemption privilege. You can purchase more as needed.]

"Change!" Li Yaoyao said without hesitation.

[Received. Five beauty points deducted, current beauty value 75. Night vision enhancement activated, duration 30 minutes.]

The darkness before my eyes was instantly washed away.

The dirt road in the distance, the crooked speed limit sign by the roadside, and the puddles splashed with mud by trucks were all as clear as daytime.

She could even make out the blurry painted license plate number on the truck's tailgate!

She looked up at the fork in the road ahead.

Then, the ostrich lowered its head and said something to Daodao. The ostrich let out a loud screech and suddenly veered off course from chasing the truck, darting into the grove of trees on the right side of the road.

She wasn't trying to pursue him head-on; she was trying to take a shortcut!

Daodao carried her through a small grove of low-lying fruit trees and jumped over a dry irrigation ditch.

Li Yaoyao jumped off the ostrich's back and, with a knowing look on her face, squatted down in the middle of the road with Daodao.

Its massive gray body, like a meteorite falling from the sky, completely blocked the narrow passage.

The white truck rounded the bend, its headlights illuminating the ostrich in the middle of the road, its head tilted and staring at it with one round eye, and the girl next to the ostrich with her hands on her hips and her hair a mess.

The stubborn driver's mouth gaped open in an "O" shape, and he instinctively slammed on the brakes.

The tires left two long skid marks on the muddy ground, and the truck came to a stop less than three meters away from Daodao.

Before he could shift gears and reverse, Ren Heng and his men in a black SUV had already flanked him from behind, blocking his escape route.

Then another beam of car headlights shone down from the earthen slope.

It was Qi Yuge's car.

Qi Yuge pushed open the car door, which hadn't even come to a complete stop, and strode towards her, his face showing a relief she had never seen before, a relief that came from surviving a disaster.

He walked up to her, opened his mouth to say something, but Li Yaoyao's gaze went past his shoulder and her pupils suddenly contracted.

She saw the driver of the white truck take advantage of everyone's attention being focused on the encirclement, pull a metal rod from under the driver's seat, open the car door, and jump out.

He was closest to the truck, with his back to the driver, and was completely unaware that a shadow was approaching from behind.

Without shouting or hesitating, Li Yaoyao rushed forward and shoved Qi Yuge away with both hands.

The metal rod grazed her arm as it struck, but missed.

Qi Yuge stumbled two steps after being pushed by her. The moment he turned around, he saw the stick smash into the spot where he had just been standing. If she hadn't pushed him, it would have hit him.

Available at the same time.

As he stumbled, his lower back struck the metal bumper on the back of the truck, the sharp edge tearing through the fabric of his suit trousers and creating a bloody gash.

Blood seeped from the wound on his groin, running down his trouser leg and staining the dark fabric.

It's three centimeters off.

It's that same spot again.

He looked down at the location of the wound.

He would have been childless if he had been just three centimeters short.

Ren Heng and his men pinned the driver to the ground, and the metal rod rolled away with a clang.

He Ming jumped out of the passenger seat, holding a first aid kit in his hand, his face even paler than that of Qi Yuge, the injured man.

Like a loyal old servant.

"Young Master Qi...Young Master Qi, are you alright?!"

Qi Yuge looked at Li Yaoyao, feeling a mixture of love and hate for her.

You know, she pushed you to save you.

However, it also seriously injured him and almost severed the lineage of the Qi family.

Li Yaoyao.

A warrior.

A woman who rode an ostrich for thirty kilometers, took a shortcut through traffic jams, and then pushed him away with her bare hands.

He was squatting on the ground, panting heavily, with several ostrich feathers stuck in his hair.

But the eyes are bright.

She watched as Ren Heng put the driver into the truck, and watched as the bodyguards opened the back of the truck and unloaded the cages.

Seeing Yan Yan peek out from the topmost cage and let out a pitiful cry, she noticed Yan Yan.

She saw the honey badger clinging to the wire mesh of the cage, howling at her.

Her eyes immediately welled up with tears.

Qi Yuge leaned against the truck's safety bar and said to He Ming.

"...I've never been this scared in my entire life."