A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

"My chicken—!!! My saliva-infused chicken—!!!"

"Why?!" he roared at the pot of charcoal, "Why are you going against me too?!"

"I only slept for a little while! Just a little while! And you've got such a high fever?! Can't you act like a normal person?!"

The comments section was filled with laughter that made people unable to breathe.

[Gu Yu yells at a pot of charcoal, "Can't you fucking act like a chicken?" -- Chicken: Even in death, you won't leave me alone? I'm already ashes, and you still want to insult me?]

[He just said "my Sichuan-style saliva chicken," but what he's serving looks nothing like Sichuan-style saliva chicken! Sichuan-style saliva chicken is red oil and white meat; this is just black charcoal ash. I suggest renaming it "Cremation Chicken."]

[Gu Yu's current appearance: Straw stuck in his hair, pillow marks on his face, barefoot, roaring at a pot. This isn't a male guest on a dating show; this is a savage driven mad by life.]

When he shouted, "Why are you even going against me?" his voice was trembling with tears. I actually felt a little sorry for him—no, I take it back, I still wanted to laugh.

[Chicken: I'm not trying to fight you, you're the one who's fighting me. You threw me into the pot and then ignored me. What could I do? I was desperate too.]

Gu Yu roared for a while, then suddenly remembered Su Xiaoxiao.

He turned around abruptly, his gaze sweeping across the entire wooden house.

Su Xiaoxiao is not here.

"Su Xiaoxiao?!" he called out, but no one answered.

"Su Xiaoxiao!!!" he called out again, his voice echoing in the wooden house, only to be answered by the faint crackling of the charcoal in the pot.

Gu Yu's brows furrowed into a tight knot.

She's gone!

She left him there alone, made him chop the chicken, made him cook the chicken, made him burn the chicken to charcoal, and then she disappeared somewhere.

"Was she doing this on purpose?!" Gu Yu cursed at the air. "Was she deliberately trying to make me look bad here all by myself?!"

The comments section started flooding again.

Holy crap! What a terrible attempt to shift the blame!

The chicken burned to charcoal because you were asleep, not because Su Xiaoxiao made you fall asleep.

[If you're not as skilled as others, blame others! This generation of young male idols is really hard to manage!]

No one responded!

Gu Yu turned around and looked at the blackened chicken charcoal in the pot!

Slam your phone hard onto the stove!

"What a terrible tutorial! It's completely useless!"

It's not that the tutorial is useless, it's that it didn't teach you how to cook chicken while you're sleeping!

Gu Yu doesn't need a cooking tutorial; he needs a time management tutorial, and incidentally, a fire extinguisher.

Haha! He broke down!

[This is so interesting! I haven't seen such a fun dating reality show in ages!]

villa.

Yang Fan and Wu Yurong's stomachs growled at the same time.

Yang Fan looked up at the top-grade Wagyu beef steak on the stove.

good looking.

But you can't eat it.

Because I don't know how to do it.

Even if I knew how to cook it, I didn't have a pot.

Wu Yurong finally spoke: "What are you planning to do?"

What could he do? He had just gone to borrow some seasonings and came back soaked in water.

Go borrow another pot? That madman Chen Feng might ask for an exorbitant price again.

"I'll eat it raw," Yang Fan said.

Wu Yurong was stunned for a moment.

"What did you say?"

"Raw, Wagyu beef can be eaten raw. I've had it at a high-end Japanese restaurant. It's sliced ​​thinly, dipped in soy sauce and wasabi, and it melts in your mouth."

Wu Yurong looked at him like he was an idiot: "Do you have a knife? Do you have soy sauce and wasabi?"

"It has hands," Yang Fan said. "Hands can tear it."

Wu Yurong took a deep breath. Damn it, he really is an idiot.

"An induction cooker can be used as a pot to cook steak. I've seen some food bloggers do it this way."

"Then you do it," Yang Fan ordered.

Wu Yurong suddenly regretted it. Why did she have to be paired with this idiot! Now she even has to cook for him!

Wu Yurong turned on the switch of the electric ceramic stove.

The red halo lit up.

Wu Yurong placed the steak directly on the surface of the electric ceramic stove.

Sizzle—!

A burnt smell immediately filled the air!

Wu Yurong was startled and immediately reached for the steak.

But the steak was stuck to the stove, so she had to tear it off. She tore off a piece of steak, but the other half was still firmly stuck to the stove, and the stuck side had turned black.

Yang Fan was dumbfounded by what he saw.

The live chat exploded at that moment.

[Holy crap! What kind of crazy move is this?!]

That's not a steak, that's an execution steak!

[Wagyu beef: I am a top-grade Wagyu beef. I should be on a Michelin-starred restaurant's plate, not being tortured here!]

[I've tried pan-frying steak like this before, and it ruined an induction cooker!]

This scene is too beautiful for me to bear.

Wu Yurong threw the half steak she was holding back onto the worktable.

"What do I do?!" Wu Yurong was devastated!

"Clean it up quickly! Don't let it catch fire!"

Yang Fan had no say in the matter of steak.

I'm just afraid the induction cooker will explode and I won't be able to protect myself!

He immediately grabbed a rag to wipe off the steak scraps stuck to the stove.

But the burnt protein had already blended into the stove surface. Wiping it with a cloth not only failed to remove it, but also stuck the lint on the cloth to the surface, leaving the stove surface a mixture of black and fibrous material.

The viewers in the live chat were laughing uncontrollably.

[Hahaha! This is hilarious! Is this cooking or a chemistry experiment?]

[Is your sugar daddy watching this episode? Your mistress turned steak into charcoal on a dating reality show, what do you think?!]

[The sugar daddy: These two idiots don't deserve to be my mistresses!]

Yang Fan finally gave up wiping the stove surface.

"Never mind, I won't eat it."

Wu Yurong asked, holding her breath.

"So you'll just go hungry?"

"Being hungry is better than eating this stuff."

Wu Yurong stared at the other half of the steak, which was still relatively intact.

"I've heard that top-quality Wagyu beef tastes great even without sauce! It's like salmon, why don't you give it a try?"

Yang Fan frowned: "No knife."

"Can't you tear it?" Wu Yurong asked impatiently. "Tear it into small pieces by hand."

Yang Fan hesitated for a moment, then reached out and picked up the half steak.

Grab both ends of the steak with both hands and tear it apart forcefully.

The meat fibers were stretched, but not broken.

Wagyu beef has a very fine marbling and a high fat content, making it impossible to tear by hand.

Yang Fan tore it a couple of times, and the steak only became thinner in the middle, while the two ends were still connected.

"Why don't you just bite into it and eat it!" Wu Yurong suggested.

Yang Fan, as if possessed, took a big bite.

The barrage of comments exploded instantly.

He actually ate it raw!!

[That's not how you eat raw Wagyu beef, bro! Raw Wagyu beef is sliced ​​thinly, brought to room temperature, drizzled with a special sauce, and served with fresh wasabi! What you're eating isn't Japanese cuisine! It's like eating raw meat and drinking blood!]

[Terrible! I'm too scared to eat Wagyu beef now!]

Why is he so obedient to Wu Yurong?! Has he been possessed?!

Yang Fan chewed a couple of times, his expression growing increasingly grim.

Wagyu beef fat hardens at low temperatures, making it taste like chewing a piece of cold lard.

The meat fibers weren't cut, so it was a clump in my mouth that I couldn't chew properly no matter how hard I tried.

He frowned and swallowed hard.

The piece of meat got stuck in his throat, and he had to gulp down two mouthfuls of cold water before he could swallow it.

"How is it?" Wu Yurong asked.

Yang Fan was silent for two seconds: "It doesn't taste good, it needs to be cooked thoroughly."