Do you know: I should be fat and you should be thin!

The Great Zhou Dynasty had a saying: "Of all professions, only studying is noble!" A poor family's only son arrives? Even servants are more powerful than their master? Sell them off! I'll use my academic achievement to open the door to officialdom! Who says a poor family can't produce a top scholar? When my name is on the golden list... a bit too early for the wedding night!