Unfilial disciple, do not ruin your master's dream of ascension and peaceful life.
Chapter 47 Ascension, but you're going to die.
"I am Ye—Ah Bu Hua Song Chun, the acting sect master of the Feng Ling Sect, the Earth branch of the Cangxuan Tianwen Sword Sect. Thank you for agreeing to this game collaboration!"
Ye Yinqiu drew out her voice; it was her first time connecting with another streamer, and she was afraid the other person wouldn't hear her.
The virtual avatar of the streamer on the other end—a beautiful girl with white hair and red eyes—strangely got stuck and didn't move for a long time.
[Is Momozuki-chan stuck?] [Is the internet bad?] [Did she lose her noodles?] [Is she still alive?] [Could she have been scared by Hana's beauty?] [I knew the person behind Momozuki-chan was a tank!]
"Hello? Can you hear me?"
Ye Yinqiu raised her voice and asked again before the other side finally responded.
"Ah... Ahaha! Sorry, my internet was lagging just now! Hello everyone, I'm your favorite Peach Moon Fairy~~ The comments are so mean! The mortal realm isn't a tank, I'm a super beautiful girl from the celestial realm who saves all living beings! ↑Ascension↑"
The other side finally moved, and they were talking incredibly fast. Was it because they were too excited about the collaboration? Or was the network still bad?
"How about we switch to an offline event? That way, our communication can be free of distractions."
Ye Yinqiu proposed, "Since Fairy Peach Moon is such a lovely girl, it wouldn't hurt to meet her in person, right?"
"Offline!? That might not be a good idea... Ah, haha, Momozuki is very shy, I'm not really comfortable with offline collaborations..."
[Maybe the person behind the character is ugly.] [Hehe, scared?] [After all, Hana is so beautiful.] [Momotsuki-chan, can you see if Hana looks like this in person?]
"That's so mean! She's just shy, and anyone would be nervous meeting such a beauty! Speaking of which, Sister Xiaohua is really beautiful, like a CG model! How do you maintain your looks?"
After the initial hiccup, Momozuki regained her fluency, skillfully warming up the atmosphere, controlling the direction of the conversation, and naturally giving her a chance to speak.
So, the honest Ye Yinqiu answered directly:
"I use my master's facial cleanser every day to wash my face. After absorbing my master's divine energy, my skin naturally became better."
"No wonder my face wash is running out so fast lately!?"
"what?"
"Ah, cough cough, it's nothing, please continue..."
"Also, after I take a bath every day, I use my master's towel to wipe my body so that my whole body can be covered with my master's divine energy."
"You bastard!?"
"what?"
"N-nothing...nothing..."
[Has Xiaohua started today's stand-up comedy segment?] [What a weird play!] [Are you still using your mouse as a gavel?] [Momozuki-chan, tell a joke too!] [Can you two curse me together?]
"Ahem, everyone, hold on! Little Flower's experience... is definitely worth considering! Let's change the subject!"
Fairy Peach Moon stammered as she began to speak:
"Peach Moon, my favorite thing to do is play video games! Little Flower Sister, what are your hobbies?"
"Practice swordsmanship." Ye Yinqiu answered instantly.
"Wow, so handsome!"
"sports."
"Yes, you're very healthy."
"Learning to read."
"Hmm, you're truly tireless in your studies."
"Observe the master taking a bath."
"Hmm, training your eyesight... huh?"
"As a disciple, of course I must always ensure my master's safety and well-being."
"Isn't that unnecessary?!"
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"That damn stupid apprentice!!!"
Qian Jing couldn't hold back any longer. He slammed down his headphones. "You think you're all grown up now? Starting a live stream, huh? Trying to be a rebellious disciple now? I really need to keep an eye on you!" He prepared to break down the door next door and give this foolish disciple a good talking-to!
But before that, he glanced at the live stream data for tonight—
"Holy crap, that's some serious traffic!"
Qianjing paused briefly and removed his hand from the doorknob.
On the other side of the screen, Ye Yinqiu was still rambling on and on:
[Besides... I didn't realize how tired Master was before, and I can't repeat that mistake now. I want him to relax a bit... I want him to be happy more. If he finds out that I've successfully helped the sect grow and prosper without his knowledge, he'll probably feel gratified, right?]
Qianjing fell silent.
There was a full half minute of silence.
"...Hmph, I'll let you off the hook today, we'll talk about it later!"
Finally, giving up, I plopped back down in front of the computer, put my mask back on, put on my headphones, and turned on the voice changer:
Okay~ Little Flower Sister is so amazing, let's play Minecraft then!
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Momozuki-chan's model froze for a few seconds, seemingly accepting this explanation.
Then came the game segment. After all, the purpose of this collaboration was to have Fairy Peach Moon, a gaming expert, teach Ye Yinqiu, a gaming novice, how to play games. The two started with the simplest ones.
"Then let's play Minecraft!"
Minecraft is always a safe bet for cross-platform gaming; it has no explicit or violent elements, is suitable for creating fun, and allows you to chat casually while playing.
"Okay, please guide me, senior!"
"Okay, follow along, do it with me!"
then……
"Huh!? How did you bring a Creeper home!?"
"I thought it was a wood-type spirit pet because it was green... Wait, why did it explode!?"
"Hey!? Don't bring skeletons home!"
"I thought they were natives of this island..."
"What?! Why did you kill the villagers?!"
"Aren't they the same species as the skeleton soldiers?"
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing hiding in that spider pile?"
"Didn't we say we were going to slaughter livestock for meat? I'm wondering if spiders count as livestock...?"
"...Never mind, cough cough, let's play Creative Mode instead! There's no survival pressure in Creative Mode! Let's unleash our imagination and build some beautiful big houses!"
So the two restarted in creative mode, building houses anywhere on the vast open space without any danger.
Ye Yinqiu followed suit, watching Fairy Peach Moon chat as she built her house. She also gathered various materials to construct what she wanted. First, the feet, then the legs, then the torso…
"...Sister Xiaochun, what are you making?"
"In short, let's build a statue of our master first and declare that this is territory under the Holy Venerable's rule."
"...Um, this land was completely randomly generated by code."
"What is code?"
"Fine, whatever makes you happy..."
As she built, Ye Yinqiu became engrossed in it. She discovered that this game called Minecraft was practically a simulator for rebuilding a sect. She could construct all sorts of sect facilities, from the mountain gate to the main hall and even the alchemy room, as long as she had enough patience.
Ye Yinqiu, the proud daughter of heaven, rebuilds her sect in the Minecraft server!
"...This world is too abstract."
"What did you say?"
"It's nothing..."
……
……
The enjoyable live stream lasted all night, with the two of them attracting a lot of viewers for each other. Fairy Peach Moon even helped her set up a MC server, so anyone who wanted to join a sect could simply pay to join the server. Everyone was delighted.
[It was so much fun collaborating with Sister Xiaohua! Let's stream games together again next time!]
"Okay, nice to meet you. Goodbye."
Ye Yinqiu interrupted the live stream, yawned, and wrote something that turned out quite well...
"Phew...so sleepy..."
Ye Yinqiu felt increasingly sleepy, and the longer she streamed, the sleepier she became. Not only her, but the people watching her streams also seemed to fall asleep easily.
It's a bit strange.
(Is live streaming really that exhausting...?)
Just before going to bed, she received a private message from the platform's operations team:
[Dear streamer, your collaborative live stream was very successful, and the operations team has begun developing a new collaborative project for you.]
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"Boss, is it okay to just tell her that?"
"Okay, match STM_5F, STM_60, and STM_107 to her. After confirming the compatibility tomorrow, we'll harvest her directly. She can become an excellent computing power."
(Author's note: Place your bets! Place your bets! Will my apprentice's back suffer again?)
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